V.C. Andrews – Mistress of the Teen Gothic

There seems to be a V.C. Andrews renaissance of sorts, probably because a new movie has just been announced starring the girl who plays Sally Draper in Mad Men (well, she has the look and she can act).

At any rate, a while back I linked to a post by Silvia Moreno-Garcia comparing V.C. Andrews to H.P. Lovecraft.

And now The Toast has declared August 12 “V.C. Andrews Day”. Among other things, they have an article about the sexual appeal of Flowers in the Attic, one about the portrayal of disability in My Sweet Audrina as well as an interview with Ann Patty, the editor who acquired Flowers in the Attic, and an article by Ann Patty remembering her experience publishing the books. Found via Radish Reviews.

Particularly the interview with and article by the editor contain lots of fascinating tidbits there, which I for one did not know, such as that Virginia C. Andrews was wheelchair bound from the age of 15 on and that both Flowers in the Attic and the Heaven series were based on supposedly true stories she’d heard as a young girl in the hospital. What is more, Flowers in the Attic would likely never be published by a mainstream publisher at all in today’s climate.

I’m one of the many, many teen girls who devoured the V.C. Andrews books in the 1980s. I borrowed Flowers in the Attic from an older cousin and then proceeded to read my way through the Dollanganger series (Flowers in the Attic and sequels), the standalone My Sweet Audrina, the Heaven series and lost interest somewhere halfway through the Ruby series. Interestingly, the incest – which seems to be what people remember most about Flowers in the Attic along with the arsenic doughnuts – never made much of an impression on me. It was obviously a consequence of the circumstances under which Cathy and Chris grew up and while it was clearly abnormal and dysfunctional, Chris and Cathy were dysfunctional people due to their upbringing. Honestly, what excuse do Jamie and Cersei Lannister have?

By comparison, I do remember the arsenic laced doughnuts and the various other horrors visited upon the Dollanganger kids quite clearly. But then I come from the same city as Gesche Gottfried, 19th century serial poisoner, so the doughnuts would of course register.

In fact, I find it interesting how many people read those books “for the sex”, because I can’t recall finding the sexual content (which is pretty vague anyway) in any of the V.C. Andrews books even remotely titillating. Sex is always creepy or abusive or at least dysfunctional (and often incestous) in V.C. Andrews novels. I don’t think anybody ever had anything approaching regular sex in those books. I must either have been a latebloomer or just very liberally bought up, because I was hardly ever interested in “the sex” in any of the books I read as a teen. I admit that I found the sexual misadventures of Angelique rather fascinating and was quite thrilled by a bad bodiceripper named Valentina by Fern Michaels pre women’s fiction rebranding. But mostly fictional sex just bored me. I gave up on Jean M. Auel halfway through the second book, when there was nothing but sex going on and slammed a Harold Robbins novel I had snatched from my Mom’s shelves back onto the kitchen table with the words “This is such a stupid book. It starts out so well (prologue about a baby being born on a stormy night), but then they skip all the interesting stuff and it’s just about people having sex all the time.”

Interestingly, I also remember the disability aspect in My Sweet Audrina barely at all. I guess the reason is that there were and are several disabled people in my extended family, so disabled family members were not as out of the ordinary for me as they might be to others. I don’t recall any of the things that so often infuriate me about the treatment of disability in fiction (e.g. the noxious trope of losing a body part as a rite of passage that is so endemic in SFF) in the novel either, but then I was a much less sophisticated reader at the time.

Indeed, what made those books so fascinating to me was basically the succession of thrillingly horrible things happening to their heroines. They play into the fear that lurks in the hearts of many adolescents that their parents, no matter how kind and loving and wonderful, will eventually turn into monsters. Or that the parents will die and that you will end up creepy relatives or foster parents who will do horrible things to you. Maybe incest is a secret fear for many as well, though it was never one of mine, since I’m an only child.

In many ways, the V.C. Andrews novels were the last hurrah of the gothic romance (and coincidentally, I obsessively read Daphne Du Maurier at around the same time). All the elements are there, the creepy old house, the beleaguered heroine, dark family secrets, untrustworthy relatives who are not what they seem. Only that V.C. Andrews turned already rather childlike gothic heroines into actual teenagers. In fact, I’m stunned that the editor and publisher did not expect that the book would be such a hit with teenagers. Honestly, who did they expect would read the stuff? Cause the books don’t really work all that well, when discovered at an older age. As a matter of fact, I’m not even tempted to reread the books, though I still have all of mine, because I doubt that I could stomach them today.

Teens and young adults tend to be rather gloomy anyway and have a taste for depressing entertainment. It’s why grimdark sells, why Stephen King made millions, why The Cure and The Smiths and Joy Division sold records and why you can always find depressing pop songs and “I’m so angry” rock in the charts. V.C. Andrews books were a part of my grimdark phase along with grim anti-hero comics (Wolverine mostly), melodramatic Italian operas, Daphne du Maurier and Angelique novels, Highlander and Beauty and the Beast and Freddy Krüger, hanging out with the heavy metal boys at school and sometimes listening to their music by osmosis. I grew out of grimdark in my late 20s (though I had already grown out of V.C. Andrews several years before), just at a time that popular culture in general was taking a massive turn towards grimdark.

Maybe the turn towards ever darker mainstream entertainment is what is causing the current V.C. Andrews renaissance. Or maybe it’s because the generation that devoured those books as teenagers is now at a point where they fondly look back on the obsessions of their youth.

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SFWA drama comes to a conclusion

The ongoing drama about racism and sexism in the SFWA (just read the other posts in the series for an overview, particularly this one) has finally come to a conlusion of sorts.

Yesterday, the SFWA posted the official announcement that they had expelled an as of yet unnamed member from the organisation. Of course, anybody who has been following the current controversy can probably supply a name. Locus Online also names the name as well. Continue reading →

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Great German Movies on YouTube

In the comments to my last post, I recommended a bunch of full vintage German movies I found on YouTube to Sherwood. In case somebody else is interested as well, here is the list again, reorganized and expanded a bit.

The movies span eight decades, four regimes, several genres and range from light to heavy, from humourous to serious, but the main focus is on West German films of the 1950s and 1960s, though I have a lot of 1920s and early 1930s films as well. Most of them are theatrical features, though some TV movies have snuck in as well. All movies are full versions. With very few exceptions, none of them have subtitles. Trigger warnings are included for those that might bother some audiences.

So here it is. The master list of the best of German cinema from the Weimar to the Berlin Republic, from 1920 to 2003: Continue reading →

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Classic German Cinema Rewatch: The Spessart Inn (1958)

The German cinema of the 1950s and early 1960s is usually dismissed as escapist crap. This assessment is grossly unfair (I go a bit more into the reasons here) and causes a lot of the wonderful films to be dismissed or ignored.

One of the many underrated gems of German postwar cinema is Kurt Hoffmann’s 1958 adaption of Das Wirtshaus im Spessart (The Spessart Inn). While there certainly were many fine critical and serious movies made in postwar Germany, The Spessart Inn is not one of them. Instead, The Spessart Inn is pure escapism, albeit with some hidden depths (more on that later), a frothy historical romance loosely based on the eponymous 1828 fairytale by Wilhelm Hauff, a German romantic writer who specialized in fairy tales and historical fiction who might have become Germany’s Sir Walter Scott, had he not died at the age of 25.

Director Kurt Hoffmann sticks to the basic plot of Hauff’s tale about two traveling journeymen who spend the night at a sinister inn in the Spessart woods in Southern Germany, which are beset by robbers and bandits. At the inn, the journeymen meet a travelling Comtessa and her retinue, who have gotten stuck after a wheel of the Comtessa’s coach broke. When the robbers appear to take the Comtessa hostage, one of the journeymen switches clothes with her, allowing her to escape and get help. Hoffmann and his scriptwriters take some liberties with the plot. For while the Comtessa in Hauff’s tale is a matronly married lady, Hoffmann’s Comtessa is a young woman (played by Swiss actress Liselotte Pulver, then 28) and therefore much more suited to the part of a romantic heroine. Never mind that the crossdressing and mistaken identity plot at the heart of the story wouldn’t work nearly as well with an older woman.

Hoffmann also omits the stories told by the travelers staying at the inn, who tell fairytales to avoid falling asleep (The Spessart Inn is the framing story for a fairytale collection similar to Arabian Nights), though he does manage to maintain the feel and structure of the orally told fairytale via an unusual narrative device. For the tale of the Spessart robbers is told in installments by a wandering balladeer delightfully played by Rudolf Vogel. Wandering balladeers, known as Moritaten- or Bänkelsänger, have a long tradition in Germany. These balladeers traveled from town to town and publicly performed stories in ballad form, often accompanied by a sort of early comic strip on large display posters to illustrate the ballad. The balladeers were a sort of early news medium and so many of the ballads were supposedly based on true events (usually loosely). They inevitably contained large doses of blood and guts, murder and death, true love and danger, i.e. all the things that make for good entertainment. There usually was a moral message, too, so things wouldn’t get too entertaining. The texts of a couple of old ballads may be found here, while here is a YouTube channel devoted to contemporary performances of old ballads (warning, going by the titles some of the songs may be politically problematic).

The ballad as a news medium gradually declined in importance, as newspapers became more plentiful and more people were actually able to read them, though wandering balladeers still existed into the 1930s, though now primarily serving as entertainers. The Threepenny Opera by Berthold Brecht and Kurt Weill, which premiered in 1928, was strongly influenced by those old ballads and the famous song of “Mack the Knife” is a typical example of the genre. The balladeering tradition was killed off, like so many other good things, by the Nazis who neither liked itinerant people nor songs that could be (and were) used as political commentary. However, there were still people who remembered and so the ballad made an unlikely comeback in postwar Germany on the stages of the Kabarett theatres, which specialized in political satire, and also in the cinema of the time. The songs of the balladeers also survived and were still sung in homes well into the 1970s and 1980s. When I was a child, my Mom sang ballads that were likely more than a century old at that point to me. Unfortunately, she tended to forget the lyrics, which rather spoiled the effect.

Postwar German cinema was rather fond of the ballad as a framing device and commentary on the plot. Kurt Hoffmann used the ballad in Wir Wunderkinder (Aren’t we wonderful?) in 1958 as a cutting commentary on how certain unscrupulous individuals managed to survive every regime change in German history, while honest folks could never catch a break (a common topic in German postwar cinema). The ballad used as a framing device also shows up in Das Mädchen Rosemarie (The Girl Rosemarie), another 1958 classic based on the true story of a high-class prostitute in 1950s West Germany whose murder in 1957 remains unresolved to this day, likely because the police was unwilling to investigate the lady’s high society clients.

Both Wir Wunderkinder and Das Mädchen Rosemarie are hardhitting commentaries on the political situation in 1950s West Germany (and belie the charge that postwar German cinema was escapist crap. They’re both well worth watching, too, if you can find them) and the use of ballads as a framing device and commentary very much contributes to this. Meanwhile, The Spessart Inn uses the ballad in its original sense, as a way of telling a romantic story full of death and slaughter and true love, which may or may not be true.

The music is by Franz Grothe, a prolific German film and operetta composer. Going by the music alone, it’s hard to imagine that this film was made at a time when Elvis Presley was already rocking jailhouses and hound dogs, while Bill Haley was rocking around the clock, and that the Beatles would arrive in Hamburg only two years later. For while the music is many things, modern is not one of them. Instead, the music and songs are written in the style of the operetta and not the jazzier operetta of the 1920s and 1930s either, but the sweetly postwar operetta of the Robert Stolz type. However, the operetta style suits The Spessart Inn, for the fairytale like story of dashing robbers and beautiful comtessas in the dark woods is pure operetta. Never mind that the operetta is an unfairly neglected artform, much like German postwar cinema. And that the music is old-fashioned does not make it bad. Quite the contrary, it’s very good indeed. Grothe really nails the style of the traditional ballad and particularly the opening ballad as well as the song of the two robbers are delightfully catchy tunes that you will find yourself humming for days after watching the movie. The cast are primarily actors rather than singers, but their not quite perfect voices work just fine here. And unlike other musical films, which are marred by characters randomly breaking out into song, the songs are well integrated into the plot here. The use of incidental music is excellent as well. Particular highlights are the use of George Bizet’s “Torreador” in a scene where a group of frightened men tries to sneak down a staircase to escape the robber-besieged inn as well as the use of classic marching band music (it’s a famous march, too, though I can’t place it) to replace the dialogue of a pompous army colonel.

After a delightful animated title sequence, which is a little work of art in itself, The Spessart Inn opens in full blown gothic mode with wandering Italian (the gentleman’s ethnicity will eventually become a plotpoint) balladeer Parucchio singing his tale of the horrible and bloodthirsty robbers of the Spessart woods on the historic market square of the town of Miltenberg, which still displays some postwar grimness and grimyness. Once Parucchio has sung the opening verse of his ballad, a messenger appears to report that the robbers have struck again and robbed Count von Sandau. The messenger also posts a Wanted poster offering the ridiculously low reward of 20 Gulden for apprehending the robbers. This tiny sequence both serves to tell the audience that the robbers are a real threat (because Parucchio, while delightful, does not look exactly trustworthy) and that Count von Sandau is so tightfisted he would make pre-ghost-visitation Scrooge seem generous by comparison.

The focus now shifts to the two travelling journeymen Felix (Helmuth Lohner) and Peter (played by popular comedian and voice actor Hans Clarin) who must cross the Spessart wood and are understandably terrified. The next scene sees Felix and Peter wandering through the mist-shrouded woods, which are shot to look as foreboding and terrifying as possible. They come upon a signpost pointing towards a village with the trust inducing name Mordgrund (murder ground, which is apparently a real townname in the region) and a roadside shrine commemorating a previous victim of the robbers. Even more terrifyingly, they encounter the robber gang itself, riding through the woods on horseback in full gallop.

The scene now shifts again to Knoll and Funzel, two members of the robber gang played by Wolfgang Neuss and Wolfgang Müller, a popular German musical comedy duo of the 1950s. Knoll and Funzel have been ordered to dig a pit to entrap a carriage, which is hard work they resent. Besides, what Knoll and Funzel really want is to live peaceful lives as peaceful burghers, as they explain in the delightful song “Ach das könnte schön sein…” (Oh, wouldn’t it be nice…). The first ten minutes of the movie with the first verse of the ballad as performed by Rudolf Vogel as well as Knoll and Funzel singing about the peaceful lives they envision for themselves may be seen on YouTube here. The full movie is also available on YouTube, albeit only in German without subtitles.

Now Knoll and Funzel are about as far from the image of the scary and bloodthristy robber painted by balladeer Parucchio as you can get, more Robber Hotzenplotz (though the book postdates the movie) than dangerous bandits. What is more, their desire to live peaceful lives as peaceful citizens is an interesting commentary both on the time the film is set (around 1830) as well as the time it was made. For the so-called Biedermeier era, the time between the Congress of Vienna/the end of the Napoleonic wars and the revolution of 1848, was both a time of brutal repression of any sort of political dissent and a time where the people living in the many small states and kingdoms that would eventually make up Germany retreated into their quiet private lives, lived in pretty houses with pretty furniture and wore fluffy crinolined dresses and only wanted to forget both the bloodshed and political uproar of the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars as well as the dashed hopes for political reform. Any parallels to the situation in 1950s Germany are total coincidence. The Biedermeier was a time where the ideal was the quiet petit-bourgeois life, an ideal that is shared even by the bandits Knoll and Funzel in the film. And indeed the costumes and hairstyles, particularly those worn by the female extras, are a surprisingly accurate (by 1950s standards) representation of the fashion of the Biedermeier era with its high-collared jackets and tophats for the gentlemen and crinolined skirts and overblown hairstyles with braids, curls and topknots for the ladies. Again, any parallels to the iconic petticoat look of the 1950s are totally coincidental.

The pit dug by Knoll and Funzel is supposed to entrap a carriage carrying the Comtessa Franziska, daughter of Count von Sandau, as well as her maid Barbara, her fiancé Baron Sperling (whose name means sparrow in German and is a rather accurate description of the gentleman in question) and a pompous priest who mostly communicates in quoted Bible verses (My favourite is when the priest points out in response to the threat posed by the robbers that the prophet Jonah even survived inside the belly of a whale, whereupon Franziska replies, “Well, there weren’t any robbers inside the whale”). Franziska is not marrying Baron Sperling out of love (and indeed the Baron has all the personality of a sleeping pill) but to help out her perpetually indebted father. Besides, the Baron has given her some jewellery “that’s older, but rather nice” (“An accurate description of the Baron”, Franziska says. “I was talking about jewellery”, her maid replies). Once the carriage lands in the trap, everybody is worried about the robbers, though Baron Sperling assures Franziska that he will protect her. Unfortunately, the Baron doesn’t even know where to point his gun. While the carriage is being repaired, robbers Knoll and Funzel just happen to pass by, pretending to be the peaceful burghers they would like to be, and helpfully point out that there is an inn in the middle of the Spessart wood, where they party can find shelter.

The inn is another marvelously gothic setting, complete with a creepy innkeeper couple (he looks like Hodor from Game of Thrones, she looks like every wicked witch ever), who are in league with the robbers and tip them off about wealthy travelers. The two journeymen Peter and Felix are also staying at the inn, much to the consternation of the innkeepers who want them gone, so they won’t interfere with the planned coup. Balladeer Parucchio also shows up to sing another verse of his ballad about the robbers, wherein we learn that Parucchio was once the valet of a young Italian nobleman and that his master was kidnapped by the robbers, whereas Parucchio managed to escape. When the innkeepers’ daughter slips a note of warning to Felix and Peter, Parucchio leaves, preferring to sleep in the woods with his wagon and his dancing bear. “Bears are excellent deterrents against robbers”, he says. Felix and Peter are still arguing whether to leave as well, when the Comtessa and her party show up. Felix is quite taken with the Comtessa’s maid Barbara and so decides to warn them off the robbers. Soon, everybody is holed up in the Comtessa’s room, debating what to do now and how to escape, when the robbers appear at the inn, led by their dashing Captain (played by Argentinian actor Carlos Thompson).

Felix, Peter and Baron Sperling prove to be pretty much useless against the robbers, whereas Franziska snatches the Baron’s pistol and threatens the robbers. Alas, the robbers are not impressed and inform the party that they will let everybody else go, but keep the Comtessa Franziska as a hostage to be released when her father pays the robbers the princely sum of twenty thousand Gulden. No one in the party has that much money and Franziska is understandably terrified to stay with the robbers, especially since some of the more uncouth members of the gang have informed her that she will be hanged, if her father does not pay up. So Franziska switches clothes with Felix, who then stays with the robbers as a hostage along with Barbara and the priest. Baron Sperling is sent off to get the ransom money, while Franziska, now dressed as a boy, and Peter try to sneak out via the backdoor. However, they are caught by the robbers, whose Captain seems very taken with the two young men and even offers Franziska, who now calls herself Franz, to stay with the gang. However, Franziska and Peter manages to knock out two of the robbers and escape, “borrowing” the horses of Knoll and Funzel (who promptly complain about bold thieves who know no respect) in the process.

Still dressed as a boy, Franziska returns to her father’s castle (the castle scenes were shot at beautiful Mespelbrunn castle in the Spessart woods), hoping to persuade him to pay the ransom to free her friends. However, the tightfisted Count has no intention of paying the ransom and instead calls in the army, whereupon Franziska decides to free her friends herself by taking up the robber captain’s offer to join his gang. Since she does not know where the robbers hide-out is, Franziska returns to the inn, where she regals Knoll and Funzel with tales of her (entirely imaginary) exploits of robbing a mail coach and its passengers. She also offer proof in the form of two rings supposedly stolen from a jeweler who was a passenger aboard the coach. Since Knoll and Funzel are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, they take Franziska back to their leader, who is not remotely fooled by her disguise, but takes her on as his new personal servant anyway.

The film has lots of fun with its crossdressing plot and also offers some neat acting from Helmut Lohner who has problems maintaining a ladylike posture, plus his beard gets in the way, and Liselotte Pulver who is desperately trying to convince everybody that she is a man and yet is about as successful as Arya in Game of Thrones in her ruse. Her utter cluelessness in how to deal with men’s clothing and shaving provides lots of comic relief. Liselotte Pulver was a popular casting choice for tomboyish characters in the 1950s and 1960s and would indeed play another crossdressing heroine two years later in the (bloody depressing) Thirty-Years-War set melodrama Gustav Adolfs Page (Gustav Adolf’s Page). Indeed, it’s only the fact that Liselotte Pulver is more on the slim and boyish side and that Helmut Lohner, then 25, is not just slight and looks very young, but can also hide his face under the veil of the Comtessa’s bonnet that allows them to pull off the ruse at all. Now crossdressing plots can sometimes seem far-fetched, though they have some basis in fact, for in history there are many documented cases of people who dressed up as the opposite gender and remained undetected for a long time. As always with crossdressing plots, there is some mild sexual frisson, since the robbers lock up Felix, dressed as the Comtessa, and Barbara in the same cell, while Franziska is forced to share not just a tent but a bed with the dashing robber captain (which gives us a chance to see the bare chest of 1950s heartthrob Carlos Thompson). It’s all rather harmless, though if you watch closely, you’ll notice that it is implied that both Felix and Barbara as well as Franziska and the robber captain have sex. The priest is rather appalled by it all, but absolutely no one listens to him. Meanwhile, the homoerotic implications (Did the captain see through Franziska’s disguise at once or is he habitually so taken by handsome young lads that he wants to take them to his tent or bed?) were completely lost on my younger self, though they are very obvious when watching the film as an adult.

Now the dashing and romantic robber was something of a popular archetype in late 18th and early 19th century literature. Examples include Friedrich Schiller’s The Robbers. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe’s Götz von Berlichingen (which is partly set in Miltenberg and includes one of the most famous rude quotes in German literary history) as well as Rinaldo Rinaldini by Goethe’s more famous (in their lifetimes) brother-in-law Christian August Vulpius. Wilhelm Hauff was drawing on these models when he wrote The Spessart Inn. What is more, banditry was a genuine problem in the chaotic times following the Napoleonic War, including in the Spessart wood. And some real life outlaws such as Johannes Bückler, also known as Schinderhannes, became folk heroes. Many of those tales were still well known in 1950s Germany, indeed the story of the Schinderhannes was filmed in the same year as The Spessart Inn, starring Curd Jürgens and Maria Schell. And indeed the archetype of the romantic robber is one I am very familiar from my youth (Hostage to Passion was definitely influenced by The Spessart Inn), though I mostly got it via second and third hand sources.

Most tales of heroic outlaws, whether factual or fictional, end tragically. Schiller’s The Robbers pretty much kills off its entire cast, mostly by suicide. Götz von Berlichingen dies in prison and the real life Schinderhannes was guillotined with much of his gang. But since The Spessart Inn is a lighter take on the tale of the romantic outlaw, nothing really horrible happens to anybody. And so the robber captain is not just dashing and handsome, but also reluctant to hurt anybody, much to the consternation of his followers. “Compare that to our old leader”, Knoll and Funzel lament, “Sure, he was crazy, but at least he got things done.” Any parallels to real life political situations are of course entirely coincidental. The more radical of the robbers, led by the captain’s second-in-command, talk a lot about hanging their captives, but the closest they ever get to it is draping a noose over a branch. And even a brief moment of shock when the fake Comtessa is revealed as a man by a nosy female member of the robber gang (played by Kai Fischer who played bad girl characters in many German films of the period), is quickly smoothed over, when Felix and Franziska switch their identities back.

The situation threatens to come to a head, when the army, called in by Franziska’s father, advances towards the robbers’ camp. The army is headed by a Colonel played by Hubertus von Meyerinck, an actor who is best remembered today for playing Sir Arthur, head of Scotland Yard, in many of the Edgar Wallace films of the 1960s. Meyerinck’s Colonel is a pompous idiot without any brain to speak of, who really loves giving orders. Indeed, much of his dialogue is replaced by marching band sounds, while his catchphrase is “Zack, zack” (Quick, quick). The Colonel is a good example of how soldiers, particularly higher ranking officers in love with their own importance and with giving orders, were viewed in war weary postwar Germany.

To be fair, the Colonel’s plan to stake out the Spessart Inn where Baron Sperling is supposed to hand over the ransom money (Count von Sandau agreed to pay up after all, once his daughter took off to join the robbers) and then follow the robbers to their lair isn’t all that bad, though it is foiled by Knoll and Funzel who plan to keep the ransom money for themselves (to finance the peaceful life they crave) and by Baron Sperling who gets very, very drunk. When the army surrounds the inn, Knoll and Funzel manage to talk their way out of trouble by claiming that they came upon the drunken Baron and the ransom money and want to return both to their rightful owner in exchange for a nice cushy post.

Meanwhile, back at the camp, the robbers are getting antsy and decide to hang their prisoners now. The robber captain has no desire to hang either Franziska or anybody else, so he sides with the prisoners against his own gang. The priest is sent for help, while Felix, Franziska, Barbara and the captain fight off the entire gang. When they are just about finished, the army finally arrives. The Colonel is quick to claim the victory for himself, while the captain takes off on a horse, taking Franziska with him.

Franziska and the captain sneak back into her father’s castle (which is not all that smart, come to think of it), where Franziska hides the captain in the tower. They have a heart to heart and the captain delivers verse three of the ballad, telling how an old Italian nobleman once lent a lot of money to Franziska’s father, Count von Sandau. When the Count refused to pay back his debts, the old nobleman died and his son set off with his trusty valet Parucchio to force the Count to pay back his debts. However, on the way they are attacked by robbers and the young nobleman was taken prisoner. Since he cannot afford to pay ransom, the robbers are about to hang him. He is saved by a timely thunderstorm and the robbers, being a superstitious lot, decide to take that as a sign that the young Italian count is fated to be their new captain. The young nobleman accepts, because – as he tells Franziska – it’s better to be a robber than dead.

However, Franziska is still engaged to marry Baron Sperling (who was returned to the Count along with part of the ransom money by Knoll and Funzel). Even worse, the army arrives to apprehend the robber captain (because hiding your robber boyfriend in your Dad’s castle is never a good idea, particularly not when you ride off with him in front of the nose of an army colonel). The soldiers search the castle, but the robber captain escapes by swimming the moat hidden underneath a hollowed out ornamental swan. Back in the town of Miltenberg he is finally reunited with Parucchio, who is once again presenting his ballad. Together, they decide to abduct Franziska before she is married to Baron Sperling. Parucchio and the robber captain (whose real name is Count Patrizio) manage to sneak into the castle under the guise of providing entertainment for the wedding. Franziska recognizes the captain’s voice and locks her father in her room, while Felix locks the Baron and the priest in the chapel (“I don’t know what this is supposed to mean”, the outraged priest exclaims. “I do”, the resigned Baron answers). Franziska takes off with the captain, who can’t resist to inform her father that he is Count Patrizio. “You’ll get your money”, Franziska’s father promises. “Forget it”, the captain replies, “I’ve got the greater treasure.” The film then ends with Parucchio singing the final verse of his ballad.

It’s a true happily ever after ending for everybody. Even the capture of the remaining robbers (only the captain as well as Knoll and Funzel escape) happens off screen. We never learn of their fate, though going by historical precendent they would likely have been executed either by hanging or guillotining or by axe, depending upon what the local Duke preferred (Breaking on the wheel was still occasionally done, too, but was definitely on its way out). But such a grim ending, even for the villainous characters, would ruin the mood of such a frothy delight as The Spessart Inn.

That said, considering how conventional and authoritarian the 1950s were in West Germany, it’s interesting that there is a strong anti-establishment and anti-authoritarian streak running through the films of the time. Indeed, a lot of German films of the 1950s focus on the conflict between the essentially decent little man (or sometimes little woman) against a corrupt, inept and hypocritical establishment that survives even drastic regime changes largely unscathed. Many of the German postwar classics I already mentioned, Wir Wunderkinder, Das Mädchen Rosemarie and the wonderful Rosen für den Staatsanwalt (Roses for the Prosecutor) from 1960, are variations on this theme and deal with the many Nazi officials who nonetheless managed to make a career for themselves in postwar Germany, while their erstwhile victims still struggle. The Spessart Inn is a fantasy take on the same theme, transposed into the Biedermeier era of the post-Napoleonic restauration. Indeed, it’s interesting that all of the likable characters, such as the balladeer Parucchio and the two journeymen Felix and Peter, are itinerants and vagrants, barely a step above the robbers on the social ladder themselves. Meanwhile, the representatives of the authority are all inept or crooks or both. Count von Sandau is not just a tightfisted Scrooge, but – as it turns out – a thief who cheats a fellow nobleman out of his money by not repaying his debts. The army colonel is a pompous idiot. The priest dispenses Bible verses which are absolutely no help to anybody. His moral objections to the going-ons are ignored. Baron Sperling is not just terminally dull, but completely inept and unable to protect his bride. The only likable aristocratic characters are Franziska, who is treated like a bargaining chip by her father to pay off some more of his debts, and the robber captain, who lost everything, his wealth, his title and even his name, and was forced to become an outlaw to survive. There is a touching scene where the captain asks Franziska, who is still pretending to be a boy, what made a journeymen goldsmith become a highwayman. “We all used to be something better”, she replies wistfully. It’s a sentiment that many in postwar Germany – people who lost everything in the war, people who had their homes bombed, people who were forced to flee on foot from Silesia or Eastern Prussia or Pommerania and became vagrants themselves – could sympathize with.

The Spessart Inn was so successful that it begot two sequels, Das Spukschloss im Spessart (The haunted castle in the Spessart) in 1960 and Herrliche Zeiten im Spessart (Wonderful Times in the Spessart) in 1967. There is also a soft-porn parody called Das Lustschloss im Spessart (The pleasure castle in the Spessart). Spukschloss is set in contemporary times and features the ghosts of the robbers of old (including once again Wolfgang Neuss and Wolfgang Müller a.k.a. Knoll and Funzel) trying to help the current Comtessa (once again played by Liselotte Pulver) who is in danger of losing her castle to the debts she inherited from her late father. Spukschloss is enjoyable in itself and the political and social satire about the situation in postwar Germany is a lot more hardhitting than in The Spessart Inn. Indeed, rewatching it as an adult, I was stunned by how critical it was. Alas, Spukschloss is marred by a truly cringeworthy performance of Hans Clarin as an oriental prince which was a racist caricature even at a time when characters of colour were routinely played by white actors. I don’t remember a thing about Herrlichen Zeiten, though I have seen it. Lustschloss is bad in a way that only 1970s German soft-porn can be bad.

The Spessart Inn, however, is a true gem. In spite of some sly commentary on postwar West Germany, mostly dispensed by Knoll and Funzel, it is definitely an example of the escapist streak of postwar German cinema. However, it is escapism at it’s very best, extremely well made and still holding up after more than fifty years. Highly recommended, particularly if you like fairytales and historical romances about dashing highwaymen.

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Holding Back the Flood of Spam

Comment spam has been increasingly problematic for WordPress blogs. In the past few weeks, I have been getting twenty to thirty spam comments per hour. Users mostly never see them, but scanning through and deleting the spam comments (important, because occasionally legitimate comments land in the spam bucket) has been increasingly time intensive.

However, I just installed a new WordPress Anti-Spam plug-in, which so far seems to have reduced the spam comments to nil. I could still post comments, both logged in and logged out and trackbacks still work as well. However, if you have problems commenting, please drop me a line.

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A Pop Culture Fatigue Themed Linkdump

First of all, I have been interviewed by Brianna Lee McKenzie at The Cozy Corner Reading Room, so come on over and say hello. I’ve also got a round-up of writerly links and plugs over at Pegasus Pulp.

iO9 asks whether Lois McMaster Bujold counts as a hard SF author. I’d say that she does, and let’s not forget that many of her short stories were first published in Analog, bastion of hard SF. However, since Lois McMaster Bujold focuses more in biology than on physics, the sort of people who extol hard SF above all other strands of the genre will never accept her. Besides, she is a woman and writes about things like uterine replicators rather than the singularity, so of course it can’t be hard SF, sigh.

Silvia Moreno-Garcia fins unexpected parallels between V.C. Andrews and H.P. Lovecraft. Like many of my generation, I discovered the V.C. Andrews novels as a teenager (via an older cousin who had the set and let me read the first) and found them really thrilling at the time. For all their inherent creepiness (and they are damned creepy), those V.C. Andrews books have that difficult to define something (fear of parents, fear of family, fear of sex) that appeals to teenagers. For a while I read some like I consume tortilla chips, just one after another. Then I stopped and never looked at them again. I never found them romantic, though, just pleasantly horrifying.

If you’ve ever wondered about the religious beliefs of various superheroes and some supervillains, this page has taken it upon itself to classify comic book characters according to their religion. It’s a bit odd, since feminism, environmentalism and animal rights activism are not religions. And Sabretooth as a born again Christian, Hulk as a Catholic or Wolverine as Buddhist did make me raise my eyebrows. Nor does the site support my assumption that Cyclops (and presumably Havoc and their Starjammers dad as well) as well as Cable and Rachel Phoenix are Jewish, even though it was always perfectly clear to me when I was reading the X-Men comics. They do list Jean Grey as a member of some protestant denomination, though.

Talking of comics, the readers of Comic Book Resources voted for their fifty favourite X-Men stories in honour of the X-Men’s fiftieth anniversary (The X-Men and Doctor Who? 1963 was certainly a great year for pop culture). There were pleasantly many of the classic Chris Claremont stories of the 1970s, 1980s and early 1990s on the list, a bunch of the big 1990s holofoil crossovers I generally hated (My reactions at the time: “Hated this one and almost stopped reading the series.” “Hated this one and vowed I would stop reading the series.” “Hated this one and actually did stop reading… for two issues) and a couple of “after I stopped reading for good” (when I read Grant Morrison’s highly anticipated first issue and realized I didn’t give a damn) issues of the Grant Morrison and Joss Whedon era (well, it’s recent). Interestingly, Joe Madueira’s 1990s run, which was hugely popular at the time, is missing from the list altogether. The top two choices are pretty obvious (Come on, which two are the first X-Men stories anybody ever thinks of, which ironically ran right after each other?) and I can’t really disagree, number 3 is the dreadful Age of Apocalypse crossover which I really fucking hated (It was one of the holofoil event crossovers referred to above, the other two being The X-ecutioner’s Song and Fatal Attractions, which is probably my most hated X-Men story ever). My personal all-time favourite story, the Logan and Rogue team up to save the X-Men in Japan storyline, comes in at No. 8, which is a pleasant surprise, since I always considered that one rather obscure. Some other favourites from the early 1990s Jim Lee era don’t make the list at all (the Omega Red story and the X-Men in New Orleans story), but then I suppose I only love those stories so much, because they were some of the first X-Men stories I ever read.

I recently mused about this year’s Bayreuth festival and its new Ring of the Nibelungs production. Now the New York Times weighs in and is baffled. Though personally, I love the irony of someone called Attila singing the part of Hagen von Tronje, for in the original Nibelungenlied Hagen von Tronje was the guy who killed the heroic Siegfried, since he knew the only spot where Siegfried was not invulnerable thanks to the treachery of Brünnhilde (who had a reason to be treacherous). In return, Siegfried’s wife Kriemhild (who is called Gudrun in Wagner’s Ring for some reason) married Attila a.k.a. Etzel, King of the Huns, and used him to get revenge on those who killed her husband.

From one controversy to another: I have already blogged about my less than enthusiastic reaction to the announcement that Peter Capaldi will play the Twelfth Doctor. Reactions around the web are mixed with plenty of people wondering whether Capaldi is the right choice, whether he is too old and why yet another white man was chosen. Meanwhile, others try to see the positive and point out that Capaldi is an interesting choice and that he is a fine actor (which no one was disputing) and that he won an Oscar for a short film he directed. In short, most people seem to be baffled by the decision, while others desperately try to convince themselves that this casting choice was a good idea.

Personally, I think what this shows most of all is that it’s time to replace Steven Moffat as showrunner (a choice I never agreed with in the first place, always found his Doctor Who episodes overrated) and perhaps to let the good Doctor rest for another couple of years (or maybe forever). The franchise is played out once again, probably even more played out than it was in 1989. Maybe someday someone will come up with a way to regenerate Doctor Who for a new generation like Russell T. Davies did in 2005. Or maybe the Doctor has been played out for good. Hey, fifty years (minus sixteen, sort of) is a good run. Few other stories get as much.

Doctor Who has now joined the ranks of my personal “I really used to love this, but now I can’t even bring myself to care any longer” franchises along with Star Wars, Star Trek, the X-Men, Spider-Man and plenty of lesser known works. On the one hand, the fact that I can’t even enjoy some of the things I once liked most anymore is really fucking depressing. On the other hand, if enough people said, “Enough with this shit, I just don’t care anymore and I’m certainly not going to read/watch anymore”, then maybe the entertainment industry will stop wringing the last drop of fun out of once great pop culture.

At iO9, Charlie Jane Anders makes a similar point, namely that way too many of the reboots and reimaginations fall flat, because they do include a fan favourite moment or five, but yank them out of context.

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Rise of the Valeyard

The BBC has announced who will play the Twelfth Doctor and has chosen Scottish actor Peter Capaldi. Now Capaldi is undoubtedly a fine actor and supposedly a fan. Nonetheless, I think it’s a horrible decision. Part of the reason for my opinion it’s personal, because I simply don’t like Peter Capaldi. Fine actor or not, the man just grates on me.

Secondly, Peter Capaldi already appeared in two different parts in both Doctor Who and Torchwood. Now there are several precedents for companions and Doctors who first appeared in different roles in Doctor Who. The best known example is Sixth Doctor Colin Baker, who appeared as a Timelord guard in the Fifth Doctor story Arc of Infinity. New series companions Freema Agyeman and Karen Gillen as well as Naoko Mori from Torchwood also appeared in different parts in Doctor Who before they became members of the main cast. And Capaldi’s previous Doctor Who appearance in the fourth season episode The Fires of Pompeii wouldn’t disqualify him from being the Doctor, since it was only a supporting role in a single episode five years ago.

However, what does disqualify Peter Capaldi from playing the Doctor IMO is his part in season 3 of Torchwood a.k.a. the Children of the Earth miniseries. Now I have a difficult relationship with Torchwood. I absolutely loved the first season and hated the remaining three. But I hate no season of Torchwood more than the Children of the Earth season, not even the American travesty. And a large part of the reason is Peter Capaldi’s character. Continue reading →

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New title, new cover, new video

Yes, it’s another promotional post. Regular blogging will resume shortly.

Now I have acquired a YouTube channel, it needs more content than two old book trailers. So I made a general promotion video using Stupeflix, another of those online “Make an animated video” services. And yes, this time I was smart enough to download the finished clip.

You can see it below. It should also be available on my Amazon author page soon.

I also updated yet another of my existing books, since the book formerly known as El Carnicero shall henceforth by known as The Butcher of Spain.

The Butcher of Spain Why the title change? I had noticed that El Carnicero was selling much worse than my other historical adventure romances. I changed the blurb somewhat, but that didn’t do the trick. Eventually, someone pointed out that the Spanish title El Carnicero might confuse readers into believing that this was a Spanish language story. I didn’t quite get this – after all, foreign language editions are clearly marked and besides, the blurb is in English. Nonetheless, I finally gave in and changed the title to The Butcher of Spain, which contains no foreign words at all.

And since I changed the title, I also updated the cover. I still use the same Goya drawing of a witch being strangled, but the font is different and the leather-bound look matches the cover of Under the Knout.

I also made a Pinterest board with images related to The Butcher of Spain.

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Booktrailers are back

Okay, so this was quick. The Videos page is back, since I figured out how to upload my two surviving xtranormal trailers to YouTube.

In the meantime, I also seem to have acquired a YouTube channel of my own. My old filmmaker self would have been thrilled.

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Booktrailers gone

You may have noticed that the “Videos and Booktrailers” page is gone. I deleted the page, since xtranormal, the 3D animation service I used to make the trailers, has suspended operations as of July 31.

I only noticed this because the “videos” page suddenly got an abnormal number of hits, so I checked what was up and saw that all four trailers were gone. xtranormal itself never notified me that they were closing down, which is IMO not exactly good business practice. Ah well, it’s not as if I spent a whole lot of money to make those trailers, but I kind of liked them. Two of them survive on my harddrive, because I downloaded them at some point, the other two are gone for good.

I’ll see if I can upload the two surviving trailers to YouTube and/or this site directly. I’m not sure if there will be more booktrailers, because the truth is that booktrailers are not really great tools for selling books, at least not for me. I may make another booktrailer or author video one day, if the filmmaking bug bites me again. I was quite active as an amateur filmmaker in my early 20s and shot documentaries with a local film club (whose website has been hacked, so no link). I got out of filmmaking when the chemistry at my local film club changed and my writing started to take up more and more time. Not sure if I’ll ever get into filmmaking again, especially since it takes a lot of time.

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