Christmas Eve 2013

Banner Merry Christmas

It’s a wet, stormy and way too mild Holy Night here in North Germany. At least we’re not having any power failures unlike the people in France and the UK as well as in the German town of Kleve, probably best known because Anne of Cleves, fourth wife of Henry VIII, hailed from there.

I’m still at my parents. We had filet of hare with red cabbage and apple cranberry sauce for lunch, red herring salad (which contains dozens of other ingredients and three salted herrings in one big bowl) and my crab rangoon cheese spread for dinner and Christmas cookies in between. My uncle is coming for lunch tomorrow, since he’s all alone. There will be pork curry then and more herring salad for dinner.

I’ll post some photos tomorrow, but for now enjoy the Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays banners I made for the umpteen thousand Christmas e-mails I sent out. Happy Holidays for those who are either of some religion other than Christianity or who are bothered by Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas for everybody else.

In general, Merry Christmas versus Happy Holidays isn’t a big deal here in Germany and most people, whether religious or not, will wish you a Merry Christmas. This also includes Muslims, Buddhists and Jews BTW. Though some businesses such as big supermarkets have switched to Happy Holidays to accomodate their increasingly multicultural customer base, which is perfectly okay with me.

Meanwhile, the really religious people distinguish themselves by wishing you a Blessed Christmas rather than a Merry Christmas.

Banner Happy Holidays

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Pre-Christmas Update

I’m at my parents’ at the moment and have been since the weekend.

On Sunday evening, I decorated the Christmas tree, which isn’t all that pleasant, since I am mildly allergic to fir trees, which means that decorating the Christmas tree gives me swollen joints and reddened fingers.

Today I went for some last minute shopping with my Dad, while my Mom made pork curry and red herring salad for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I made Crab Rangoon – well, only the cream cheese cum crab filling – as a dip and/or cream cheese spread, which royally confused my Mom who kept complaining, “But why did you buy so much cream cheese? We need cream, not cream cheese.”

I also wrapped presents – my own as well as Mom and Dad’s for each other. I took a break to watch Arrow, which I have come to enjoy quite a bit. Though is it me or are the scenes on the not-so-deserted island the least interesting bit of the plot? Because whenever the show got back to Oliver on the island, my Mom and I yelled at the TV, “Oh, skip that crap and get on with the plot already?” Because I honestly don’t care what happened to Oliver on that island. Coincidentally, I also felt that the island bits were the least interesting part of Lost, in the first one and a half seasons when I actually enjoyed the show. I bowed out halfway through season 2, came back for a bit in season 3 and then stopped watching for good. I guess deserted island tales just aren’t thing. As for why so many Americans seem to like them, personally I blame Gilligan’s Island.

No pictures of the Christmas tree yet, but I leave you with this image taken in January:

The Hobbit, as reenacted by Christmas tree ornaments:

Christmas tree ornaments representing Hobbit characters

The Hobbit as reenacted by Christmas tree ornaments. In the top row we have Gandalf and Bilbo, in the bottom two rows we have the thirteen dwarves. The dwarf just underneath Bilbo is Thorin Oakenshield. I’ve never been able to tell the others apart.

Alas, we still don’t have Smaug or Gollum, though some of the angels could stand in for Tauriel (who is played by Evageline Lily, who was in Lost) and the other elf characters Tolkien invented.

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New Silencer story available: Elevator of Doom

Yes, it’s another new release announcement, but I promise that this is the last one for 2013.

Besides, this announcement marks the return of the Silencer, my 1930s style masked pulp avenger. After narrowly escaping the electric chair in Countdown to Death, thwarting a terrorist intent on blowing up Zeppelins in Flying Bombs and saving his fiancée Constance from the clutches of the villainous Baron Tormento in The Spiked Death, the Silencer returns in Elevator of Doom. This time around, Richard Blakemore a.k.a. the Silencer captures a burglar, gets into a fight to the death in a falling elevator and saves a kitten.

Elevator of Doom
Elevator of Doom New York City, 1936: The Radcliffe, a luxury apartment building on Central Park West, is terrorised by a string of burglaries. The police suspect an insider, but there is no hard evidence, because the burglar comes and goes like a ghost.
At first glance, it seems like a simple enough job for Richard Blakemore, the masked crimefighter known only as the Silencer. Stake out the Radcliffe, nab the burglar and be back in time for dinner with Constance, his beautiful fiancée.
But even small-time criminals can fight back. And such a fight can quickly get out of hand, once Richard steps into the elevator of doom…

For more information, visit the Elevator of Doom page.

Buy it for the low price of 2.99 USD, EUR or GBP at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon Germany, Amazon France, Amazon Spain, Amazon Italy, Amazon Canada, Amazon Australia, Amazon Brazil, Amazon Japan, Amazon India, Amazon Mexico, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, Apple iTunes, Casa del Libro, Thalia, Weltbild, Hugendubel, Der Club, Libiro, Nook UK, DriveThruFiction, OmniLit/AllRomance e-books, Sony, Page Place, Flipkart, e-Sentral and XinXii.

You can also get all the Silencer adventures to date in one handy bundle over at DriveThruFiction for only 6.00 USD.

For more story bundles, check out the Story Bundle page right here on this site.

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Anthology “Something for the Journey” hits bestseller lists and more from the authors

Something for the Journey, the charity anthology in which I have a story (see this post from yesterday), has just hit the category top 100 lists at Amazon UK and Amazon Germany:

Here is Amazon UK:

And here is Amazon Germany:

You’ve already read my post about the anthology and my story, which was partly inspired by someone I met during my job as a translator. So let’s see what the other authors have to say:

Neil Bursnoll shares the inspiration for his story “Diamond” at his blog. Given we both wrote about illness (Neil about dementia and I about cancer) I hope the anthology won’t turn out to be too gloomy.

Paul Levinson shares the inspiration for his story “Transfer of Power” as well as his love for the city of Bristol here. Now I love Bristol as well and part of the reason why I decided to donate a story was that the anthology will raise money for sick children in a city I know and have visited, which makes it a lot more personal.

Stacy Claflin briefly talks about her story “The Orders”, while Vincent Trigili talks a bit about his story.

Italian writer Dario Solera talks a bit about the science fiction story “Us & Them”, which actually is his first ever published story, so many congrats to Dario.

You can also read interviews with several of the authors at Frank Zubek’s site What Brick Wall?

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New Anthology available: Something for the Journey

Yes, it’s another new release announcement. But don’t worry, this blog won’t be turning into wall to wall promo and things should be back to normal after the holidays.

Besides, this announcement is for a very good cause, for the anthology Something for the Journey, edited by Stella Wilkinson, is intended to raise funds for Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Appeal, a charity to benefit a children’s hospital in Bristol.

Something for the Journey
Something for the Journey cover An excellent collection of short stories aimed at commuters and travellers who have only a limited amount of time to read on the journey. This book is a Charity Anthology, with all proceeds (not just profits!) donated to children’s charity.

Suitable for all adult readers from 18 – 80. This book covers a large range of subjects, from alien visitors to a car crash with God, romance, humour and tragedy, and from unusual occurrences to every day situations. Stories were donated by a wide variety of authors, and should appeal to all tastes.

Authors: Dario Solera, Neil Bursnoll, T.L. Champion, Kathy Molyneaux, RJ Bennett, Peter Cawdron, Jamie Campbell, Sarah Dalton, Vincent Trigili, Cora Buhlert, Paul B. Kohler, Stephen Drivick, Stacy Claflin, Al Stevens, Sheila Guthrie, Dan Fiorella, Pru Moran, Paul Levinson, Melanie Nilles, James Griffiths, Seun Odukoya, V. A. Jeffrey, Frank Zubek and Stella Wilkinson.

Buy it for the low price of 2.99 USD or equivalent at at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon Germany, Amazon France, Amazon Spain, Amazon Italy, Amazon Canada, Amazon Australia, Amazon Brazil, Amazon Japan, Amazon India, Amazon Mexico, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, Apple iTunes, Smashwords, Sony and Nook UK.

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My own story in the anthology is called “Bad Deal” and is the story of a man who is dying of cancer and once managed to piss off the one person in the world who could have saved his life. Or could he?

Yes, it is a tad gloomy, but since it’s a multi-author and multi-genre anthology there will certainly be something to lift your spirits afterwards.

You can read interviews with several of the contributors, including your truly, at Frank Zubek’s site What Brick Wall?

The cover was designed by the very talented Gayle Ramage. Copyediting was providing by Amy K. Maddox of the blue pencil.

So buy your copy now and raise money for sick children in Bristol.

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Seasonal Views of Vechta

Yesterday was my last day at the university for 2013 and it was at least partly consumed by trying to place the last remaining students for their teaching internships in February. Though I also found the time to attend the general university Christmas party. The English department Christmas staff party already was last week. I missed the student Christmas party, since it was in the evening and I wasn’t too keen on driving sixty kilometers home on lonely country roads in the dark.

When I finished working at noon, I went into town to buy some of the famous Spekulatius cookies from Café Burrichter (photos of the Café with its vintage 1930s interior may be found here) as well as some underwear at Leffers, since Vechta has one of the few survivors of the Leffers chain of high quality clothing stores.

I also took some photos of Vechta’s town centre and Christmas market all decked out in seasonal cheer, so enjoy: Continue reading →

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Seasonal Views of Bremen, 2013

I already posted some seasonal images of Bremen’s Christmas markets as well as of the famous architectural monument Böttcherstraße last year.

However, I found myself in Bremen today and since I had my camera, I took some more photos. Unfortunately, today was a very grey day, so everything looks kind of gloomy. Continue reading →

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An Anthology and an Interview

I already mentioned several times that there would be more announcements coming in the next few days and here is another, because I had a short story accepted for an upcoming charity anthology.

The anthology will be called Something For The Journey and is edited by Stella Wilkinson. Like everybody else involved in the anthology, I donated the story to raise funds for Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Appeal, a charity to benefit a children’s hospital in Bristol.

I will of course provide a link, as soon as the anthology is available (before Christmas, I’ve been told – indie publishing is fast).

In the meantime, I and several of the other authors involved have been interviewed by Frank Zubek at What Brick Wall?. So hop on over to find out more about the inspiration for “Bad Deal”.

You can also see the cover for the anthology, which was donated by the very talented Gayle Ramage.

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New German short story available – Neue Kurzgeschichte auf Deutsch erhältlich: Die Liebe in den Zeiten des Frischkornmüslis

I told you that there would be more new release announcements in the time leading up to the holidays and here is another, this time for the German edition of Love in the Times of the Macrobiotic Müsli.

In case you are wondering about the many strange and new sales channels, XinXii are currently offering free ISBNs for the holidays, which can get you into stores you won’t otherwise get into. Now I’m thrilled to have one of my books in stores like Thalia, Weltbild or Der Club, where I or my family actually shop or used to shop. Let’s see if it gets me a few extra sales.

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Ich habe ja schon angekündigt, dass es bis zu den Feiertagen noch weitere Buchankündigungen geben würde. Und hier ist noch eine, diesmal wieder für ein deutschsprachige Kurzgeschichte. Die Liebe in den Zeiten des Frischkornmüslis ist ein Blick zurück in das Westdeutschland der frühen 80er Jahre, spezielle das links-alternative Milieu der Friedens- und Umweltbewegung. Und für diejenigen von Euch, die gerne komische Kurzgeschichten mögen, gibt es auch wieder eine gute Dosis Humor.

Falls Ihr Euch über die vielen neuen Verkaufskanäle wundert, XinXii bietet zur Zeit kostenlose ISBN Nummern an, die einen in Läden bringen, wo man sonst nicht so einfach reinkommt. Nun finde ich es ziemlich cool, dass eines meiner Bücher jetzt auch bei Händlern wie Thalia, Weltbild oder Der Club erhältlich sind, wo ich und der Rest meiner Familie ab und zu mal einkaufen. Ob das neue Verkäufe bringt, muss ich aber erstmal sehen.

Und hier ist sie:

Die Liebe in den Zeiten des Frischkornmüslis
Die Liebe in den Zeiten des FrischkornmüslisEine Liebesgeschichte aus der Gegenkultur

Westdeutschland, 1982: Hans-Dieter und Katrin, beide aktiv in der Friedens- und Umweltbewegung, treffen sich bei einer Demo am Bauzaun des Atomkraftwerks Brokdorf. Und irgendwie schaffen sie es, sich auf der Flucht vor Polizeigummiknüppeln, Wasserwerfern und Tränengas ineinander zu verlieben.
Aber Beziehungskisten sind schwierig in einer Zeit, wo das persönliche politisch, penetrativer heterosexueller Sex schon beinahe Vergewaltigung ist und wer zweimal mit derselben pennt, schon gleich zum Establishment gehört. Aber Hormone kennen kein Pardon und so begeben sich Hans-Dieter und Katrin in das Abenteuer der Liebe in den Zeiten des Frischkornmüslis.

Mehr Informationen.
Länge: 5000 Worte
Preis: 0,99 EUR, USD oder GBP
Erhältlich bei Amazon Deutschland, Amazon USA, Amazon UK, Amazon Frankreich, Amazon Italien, Amazon Spanien, Amazon Canada, Amazon Australien, Amazon Brasilien, Amazon Mexico, Amazon Japan, Amazon Indien, Kobo, Apple iTunes, Thalia, Weltbild, Hugendubel, Der Club, Otto, Donauland, buecher.de, Barnes & Noble, Sony, Page Place, T-Mobile, Vodaphone, O2, Casa del Libro, Flipkart, e-Sentral und XinXii.

Dieses Buch gibt es auch auf Englisch.

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The latest on diversity in genre fiction and other mixed links

The monster winter storm Xaver has retreated to more easterly shores and is currently annoying Finland, Sweden and the three Baltic States. However, Xaver or rather the snow and hail he brought us thoroughly messed up St. Nicholas Day before he left for good.

At any rate, I got only two St. Nicholas Day trick or treaters (one was an immigrant kid, which always makes me happy) and am now stuck with 22 Kinder Surprise Eggs. And the eggs don’t keep very long, so there’s no chance of just keeping them for next year. If all else fails, I’ll give the leftovers to my students. Even though they’re in their twenties, they’ll probably still enjoy Kinder Surprise Eggs. Or I’ll hand them out as party favours at the staff Christmas party.

Meanwhile, I ordered a bunch of Christmas presents from Amazon Germany and found an adult colouring book called Colour my Tits (link obviously kind of graphic) in my recommendations. Honestly, I have no words.

Unsurprisingly, the SFF’s genre tempest du jour about Felicity Savage’s problematic article at Amazing Stories continues to rage.

First of all, Amazing Stories editor Steve Davidson offers an explanation and apology of sorts and reaffirms his commitment to diversity and stand against bigotry. Of course, it would help if Amazing Stories would not find itself at the centre of a big genre controversy involving issues of gender, race and diversity every couple of months.

Meanwhile, Silvia Moreno-Garcia responds to Steve Davidson’s comments on her own blog.

Switching genres, at Dear Author Sunita offers her take on Asian historical romance and the question of authenticity.

Jeannie Lin, who has written some great historical rmances set in Tang dynasty era China, responds on her blog and points out that outsiders writing about a non-western culture, even when done badly, are often more popular than insiders writing about that same culture for an international mass market audience. Privileging mainstream outsider versus minority insider perspectives is of course a very well known problem. And quite often the worse the mainstream representation is (e.g. The Wind-Up Girl and it’s problematic depiction of Thailand), the more highly lauded it is. And I’m not sure what to do about this issue (since I don’t believe you should write only about your own culture, though you should do your research) except pointing out books written by insiders as often as possible.

There have also been a couple of notable deaths in the past few days:

There has been so much written about Nelson Mandela, who died on Thursday aged 95, that there isn’t much I could add without sounding really trite. Though I find the scrambling (or lack thereof) by those who initially supported the Apartheid regime to praise Mandela now without drawing attention to the fact that his politics were opposite to theirs fascinating in a perverted way. Quote from a messageboard from an American poster: “I was shocked to hear that he was a Communist.” Duh, what did the poster think he was? A supporter of the US Republican Party* or the Tories?

There have also been two writer deaths last week:

Ida Pollock, the oldest working writer in the world who wrote 125 category romances for Mills & Boon, died December 6 aged a stunning 105. Here is a profile of Ms. Pollock as well as a video interview from the Daily Mail, who seem to be under the mistaken impression that she wrote bodicerippers, when it’s kind of obvious that she wrote sweet romances for the more wholesome Mills & Boon lines. Nonetheless, I can only hope that I’ll still be around and writing at the age of 100 plus.

SF and horror writer Colin Wilson died Saturday aged 82. Here is a tribute from Brutal as Hell.

*While on the subject of the Republican Party, I recently found a flyer for a business called “GOP” in my mailbox. Uhm, talk about clueless naming.

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