Indie Crime Fiction of the Month for July 2023


Welcome to the latest edition of “Indie Crime Fiction of the Month”.

So what is “Indie Crime Fiction of the Month”? It’s a round-up of crime fiction by indie authors newly published this month, though some June books I missed the last time around snuck in as well. The books are arranged in alphabetical order by author. So far, most links only go to Amazon.com, though I may add other retailers for future editions.

Our new releases cover the broad spectrum of crime fiction. We have cozy mysteries, small town mysteries, historical mysteries, Jazz Age mysteries, paranormal mysteries, crime thrillers, adventure thrillers, horror thrillers, police officers, FBI agents, private investigators, amateur sleuths, serial killers, kidnappings, missing persons, deadly weddings, plane crashes, redneck detectives, murdered space tourists, fly gods, crime-busting witches, crime-busting socialites, crime-busting butlers, crime-busting ghosts, murder and mayhem in London, Louisiana, New Mexico, Florida, the Australian Outback, a deserted island in the Pacific and much more.

Don’t forget that Indie Crime Fiction of the Month is also crossposted to the Indie Crime Scene, a group blog which features new release spotlights, guest posts, interviews and link round-ups regarding all things crime fiction several times per week.

As always, I know the authors at least vaguely, but I haven’t read all of the books, so Caveat emptor.

And now on to the books without further ado:

The Morass: Servant of the Fly God by Zachary AshfordThe Morass: Servant of the Fly God by Zachary Ashford

What if you had been kidnapped by a serial killer and your only hope of escape was cut off by rising floodwater?

“A terrifying descent into a nightmarish scenario, rendered with skill, imagination and a merciless desire to immerse the reader in undiluted horror. This is a terrific work of horror fiction by one of Australia’s best genre writers. I couldn’t put it down.”—Jamie Blanks, director of Urban Legend and Valentine

The Australian Outback is a place mired in myth, folklore, and rumour that’s inspired some of the best horror fiction and creature horror books. Some say it’s full of deadly creatures. Others claim it’s rife with serial killers hunting for backpackers and stranded tourists. Whatever the cause, young people in central Queensland are disappearing and the locals are frightened.

Katy is fresh from college and ready to research and write her magnum opus, a book investigating the many disappearances of outback youths in Australia. When she meets Kip, a guitarist on his way to the city, she knows she’s onto something good and that she can prove her hypothesis: there’s nothing there for the youth of today and they’re running away, searching for employment and prospects in the city.

Unfortunately, she’s wrong. In this terrifying cosmic horror book, there is a killer in the outback. One that thinks God is the ancient creature that lurks in the swamps near his property. With floodwaters rising, he’s certain Katy and Kip are the sacrifices that will allow the entity to emerge from the morass and cleanse the world of sinners. One terrifying abduction later, he has them both imprisoned.

As they struggle to escape the terror and the torture, their desperate fight for survival will lead only to more horror. Because their kidnapper is not crazy. His god is real. His god is hungry, and it is screaming to be reborn.

Aurealis-nominated Australian author Zachary Ashford turns his attention to the isolation of the outback with this fast-paced horror. The tension thrums. The brutality screams. The desperation of his protagonists’ plight bleeds from the page. For fans of extreme horror, splatterpunk, gore, violent films like Wolf Creek, or international movies like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the grotesque creatures of movies like Aliens, The Thing, or The Fly, The Morass: Servant of the Fly God is not to be missed.

Will Katy and Kip survive? Will their killer succeed? Will the God in the swamp take over the world. Buy this supernatural thriller book now, and discover their fate.

Dead Among Stars by Kat BellemoreDead Among Stars by Kat Bellemore:

Space tourism isn’t dangerous. It’s the passengers.

Psychologist Maddie Swallows had always thought of space tourism as science fiction. That was before the phone call that turned her world upside down and she was hired to work with celebrity passengers as they prepared for their once-in-a-lifetime flight.

It was her dream job. Until six passengers went up into space, and two hours later, only five returned.

If you don’t count the dead body.

Investigating a murder hadn’t been in the job description, but Maddie now needs to use her psychological training to discover who of the remaining five passengers is a murderer.

Before they strike again.

Dead Among Stars is the fourth book of the Maddie Swallows mystery series. If you like confined suspects, humor, and impossible whodunits, you’ll love this cozy mystery.

Üotch Our Evils by Beth ByersPitch Our Evils by Beth Byers:

Once again, adventure arises for Smith and Bea. Only this time, it’s Bea who drags them into trouble. Bea who faces the dark side of her soul. And, it is Bea who has to decide just how deep into the darkness that she is willing to go.

The only question remaining is can Smith pull her back out?

 

 

 

Never Letting Go by Stacy ClaflinNever Letting Go by Stacy Claflin:

A destination wedding is the idyllic escape. Except when there’s a murderer on the loose.

Ariana and Damon are thrilled for a getaway weekend to celebrate their friends’ new life together. Everything is smooth sailing until strange things start happening… Unexplained noises. People feeling watchful eyes when alone. Mysterious threats.

Then a member of the wedding party goes missing.

Everybody must work together to find their friend. But who can they trust? Any of them could be behind the disappearance… or it could be someone who came without an invitation. Either way, they’re dealing with a desperate person who will stop at nothing to end the marriage before it even begins.

Ariana is determined to find answers before anyone else vanishes…

Uninvited House Ghosts by Rachel FordUninvited House Ghosts by Rachel Ford:

Ghosts are real, and they’re watching over their families. Sometimes, that’s a good thing. But not for the Evanses.

Tennessee Evans comes from a long, undistinguished line of crooks, grifters, layabouts, and rascals. She’s made her share of mistakes, sure, but she’s trying to break the mold. Even after a contentious breakup that hits her emotionally and financially, she works hard, keeps her head up, and carries on.

Then her ex winds up murdered in her backyard. And her prints are all over the murder weapon. She didn’t do it, but no one believes her.

Especially not the pigheaded, infuriatingly hot lead detective investigating the case. On the contrary, she seems to have it out for Tennessee.

Tennessee knows she needs help, and she needs it fast. What she doesn’t know is that the ancestral spirit council is on the job. Which is probably for the best, since their last few missions have ended in disaster – and the odd, accidental death. (Sorry about that, Jane!)

The council dispatches a 20th century American tax expert and an 18th century British criminal to tackle the case. Whether the pair can put aside centuries of personal and cultural differences to save Tennessee is anyone’s guess.

But one thing’s for sure – Marshmeadow will never be the same after this ill-advised haunting!

A supernatural cozy mystery with outrageous shenanigans, cute dogs, found family, a slow burn lesbian romance, and an old, definitely haunted house full of secrets.

Fatal Games by Elle and K.S. GrayFatal Game by Olivia and K.S. Gray:

Jumping off a plane is one thing, but being forced to do so amid a plane crash is something no one puts on their bucket list.

After surviving a plane crash in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, FBI agent Olivia Knight and a group of survivors are washed ashore onto a desolate island.

An island harboring more danger than any of them could have ever imagined.

As they set foot on the sandy shores, Olivia and Brock discover a chilling truth.
A masked figure known as the Game Master has brought all the survivors there for the purpose of his twisted games.
Games where the unwitting contestants must fight for their lives.
Forced to play the fatal games with possible enemies hiding at every turn,
Olivia and Brock must rely on one another more than ever before.

What is the true identity of the Game Master and what is the purpose of these games?
With mysteries at every turn and answers fleeting, there is only one thing certain.
On this forsaken island everyone is a pawn, and there’s only one way off it…

Witches of the Deep by Lily Harper HartWitches of the Deep by Lily Harper Hart:

Hali Waverly thought she’d seen the worst the world had to offer. Then her boyfriend Gray Hunter’s parents arrived on her beach. Now the horror truly begins.

Hali has a big problem…and that’s not including the skeletons that are taking over the beach thanks to an errant spell.

Nobody knows who cast the spell, or more importantly why, but Hali is determined to find out. When she’s not dodging visits from the people Gray wants to see least in his life that is.

Hali is a fixer, which means she can’t stay out of the situation. Will she make matters better or worse, though?

Gray knows exactly how he sees his future going. His parents aren’t part of it. Despite that, part of him doesn’t want to shut the door forever. If he lets them in, though, will he lose everything he’s been working toward?

Gray and Hali are a team. Dark forces are moving in on them from every direction, however. It’s going to take both of them working together to come out on the other side.

Even then, it might not be enough.

Death is coming for St. Pete Beach, and it’s not taking any prisoners.

Bewitched and Bothered by Amanda M. LeeBewitched and Bothered by Amanda M. Lee:

Hadley Hunter is taking some downtime with her fiancé Galen Blackwood. All she wants to do is bask in their happiness and pretend nothing bad could possibly happen.

This is Moonstone Bay, however. That’s simply not reality.

When Galen gets a call that an old-timer on the island is holding a gun on the guests at a local bar, Hadley accompanies him to the scene…and watches as the unthinkable happens. The man’s death is strange enough, but when news starts to spread that their victim had been carrying on with a woman who was young enough to be his granddaughter, things take an even odder turn.

It seems there’s an unknown power on the island, and this individual is casting the sort of love spells that force unusual couples to start burning—literally—for one another.

Not only are Hadley and Galen hot on the trail of an outside player, but they’re also targets.

Hadley has learned a lot since finding out she’s a witch. This lesson, however, might be too hot to handle.

The union of earth, air, fire, and water has become symbolic on Moonstone Bay. This time the union will lead to a whole new adventure.

Nothing will ever be the same again.

The Redneck Detective Agency by Phillip Quinn MorrisThe Redneck Detective Agency by Phillip Quinn Morris:

The title seems to say it all. But not quite. Fifty-five year old Rusty Clay does not claim to be a detective, though his office door says otherwise. He says he is no redneck, though his longtime friend Gloria Davenport asserts otherwise.

Not being a detective changes when a big man walks into Rusty’s office and insists he find his two hundred fourteen pound catfish. Five thousand dollars cash asserts this is no joke. And he wants it found so he can win first place in the annual grabbling (catching a catfish with one’s bare hands) rodeo.

Second Chance by Jim RileySecond Chance by Jim Riley:

FBI agent Sheila Richardson finds herself in a twisted game of cat and mouse when the daughter of a powerful Louisiana congressman is kidnapped. As she leads the search, Sheila discovers that the kidnapper possesses intimate knowledge of her dark past, turning the investigation into a treacherous dance of deception.

To save the young girl, Sheila joins forces with Niki Dupre, an independent investigator whose sharp instincts rival her own. But as tensions rise and the kidnapper demands ransoms from both women, they must unravel a web of secrets and betrayal, knowing that defying the captor’s demands could cost the girl her life.

With each passing moment, the kidnapper’s grip tightens, forcing Sheila and Niki to question everyone around them. In a heart-stopping race against time, they uncover a shocking truth that extends beyond the abduction, leading to a revelation that challenges their notions of loyalty and justice.

The Girl on the Road by A.J. RiversThe Girl on the Road by A.J. Rivers:

“You’re going on a date with someone you’ve just met online?
There are a bunch of crazies out there. You need to be careful!”

After multiple assassination attempts, FBI agent Emma Griffin is on the road to recovery.
At times though, her dreams and reality seem to blur together. Leaving her to question aspects of her life.

When the bodies of young women are found on the side of the road at multiple rest stops.
Emma and her team are assigned to the case.
No one could make sense of the brutal and sadistic murders, and it seems as though the bloodthirsty killer might be sending a message.

With more questions than anyone could answer. Nothing is certain.
On the pathway of justice, the pit stops to find the highway killer will exact a costly toll…

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Foundation Gets “A Glimpse of Darkness” and Introduces Some Major Players

Season 2 of Foundation just started, so I guess I’m doing episode by episode reviews again, at least for now. For my takes on previous episodes, go here.

Warning! There will be some pretty big spoilers under the cut! Continue reading

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Foundation Finds Itself “In the Seldon’s Shadow” at the Start of Season 2

Season 2 of Foundation just started, so I guess I’m doing episode by episode reviews again. For my takes on season 1, go here.

But before we get to season 2 of Foundation, I also have something else Foundation related to share. Because I was a guest on the most excellent Stars End podcast again, talking about my essay in Asimov’s Foundation and Philosophy: Psychohistory and Its Discontents, edited by Joshua Heter and Josef Thomas Simpson.

Asimov's Foundation and PhilosophyWhich brings me to another Foundation related thing to share. Because, as mentioned above, I have an essay in the anthology Asimov’s Foundation and Philosophy: Psychohistory and Its Discontents, edited by Joshua Heter and Josef Thomas Simpson, which just came out a few weeks ago from Carus Books.

My essay is called “Between Cynism and Faith” and discusses the very different ways in which the original Foundation stories from the 1940s and the Apple+ TV series handle the subject of religion and also notes that the extremely cynical view of religion found in Isaac Asimov’s original stories from the 1940s was not actually all that unusual for the so-called Golden Age of science fiction.

Roboto poses with my contributor copies of Asimov's Foundation and Philosophy

Unfortunately, there is no Hari Seldon action figure, so Roboto kindly posed with my contributor copies of Asimov’s Foundation and Philosophy.

So will season 2 of Foundation stick closer to the original stories by Isaac Asimov and also preserve the very cynical view of religion found in the original Foundation stories? Let’s find out.

Warning! Spoilers under the cut.
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Some Thoughts on the 2023 Hugo Finalists

After taking an inordinately long time to tabulate the nominations, the Chengdu Worldcon finally announced the 2023 Hugo finalists last night – after accidentally posting a not quite correct list on their website a few days ago.

Of course, there is no Worldcon without drama, including Hugo drama. That said, this is certainly something new.

The full and correct list of finalists may be found here. And now, let’s delve right into the categories under the cut: Continue reading

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The 2023 July Short Story Challenge – Day by Day

For starters, Smashwords is currently having its annual summer sale, where you can get plenty of e-books at reduced prices or for free, including several of mine.

The 2023 Hugo finalists were also accidentally announced for about an hour on Sunday night, but since the list was not yet final and posted in error, I guess we’ll go back to waiting for the finalists, which is currently turning into Waiting for Godot, while I will go back writing a story a day. For, as already mentioned, blogging will be light this month, because I’m currently doing the July Short Story Challenge again.

ETA: We finally do have Hugo finalists, so expect the usual Hugo finalist commentary sometime tomorrow.

What is the July Short Story Challenge, you ask? Well, in July 2015, Dean Wesley Smith announced that he was planning to write a brand new short story every day during the month of July. The original post seems to be gone now, but the Wayback Machine has a copy here. At the time, several people announced that they would play along, so I decided to give it a try as well. And then I did it again the following year. And the next. And the next. If you want to read my post-mortems of the previous July short story challenges, here are the posts for 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022.

Because I’ve already done the July short story challenge eight years in a row now and always found the experience very rewarding, I’m aiming for a repeat this year. Though I’m only committing to one week for now.

In previous years, I’ve always done a post-mortem post about the July Short Story Challenge in August. In 2019, I also started keeping a running tally of all stories written to date right here on this blog to hold myself accountable. It worked well and so I did it again in 2020, 2021 and 2022. I will do it again this year as well and will update this post with every new story. This tally will be very basic, listing just the date, title, word count, genre, series, if any, and maybe a one or two sentence summary/comment.

Most of these stories will become longer in editing. Many will eventually change their titles and some may never see the light of day at all.

If you want to follow along with the challenge, bookmark this post. And if you want to play along or cheer me on, feel free to do so in the comments.

And now, let’s take a look at the stories:

July 1, 2023: “Bodies Are My Business”, dark fantasy, 2240 words

Shaezius is a graverobber, dealing in artefacts, body parts and entire bodies. Even though there is a lot of demand for his wares, Shaezius and his fellow graverobbers are locked in a steadily escalating arms race with the guardians of the city’s cemeteries. The latest round of escalating security measures may be the worst yet, because it involves magical barriers that no human being may cross without having the soul ripped from their body…

The inspiration for this story was twofold. The immediate inspiration was seeing a photo of a tripwire activated cannon that was supposed to deter graverobbers in the eighteenth century. The other inspiration that I occasionally do translation work for a company that sells preserved human bodies and body parts to medical schools, museums and the like. And there is a lot of rigmarole involved in the export of preserved dead bodies as well as a lot of hypocrisy.

July 2, 2023: “Grandmother”, crime fiction, 1533 words

Enrique’s life was turned upside down, when his adoptive parents were arrested for supposedly stealing him and Enrique was reunited with his biological grandmother, a woman who cannot let go of the past. With his parents on trial, Enrique goes to see his grandmother to try to persuade her not to testify and drop all charges one last time…

The inspiration for this story was reading an article about babies born in Argentinian prison during the military dictatorship. The parents were usually murdered and the babies given up for adoption and often ended up with military families. Decades later, these now grown children learned the truth about their origins and were reunited with their grandparents, while many of the adoptive parents were put on trial.

It was harrowing reading, but as I read the article, I also wondered how those children would feel to see the only parents they ever knew hauled off to jail and suddenly find themselves faced with grandparents who were complete strangers. Especially since not all of the adoptive parents were actively involved with the military dictatorship, but were just people desperate to have a baby who didn’t ask the questions they probably should have asked. And indeed, of the various cases presented in the article, at least two, both of them men, were extremely ambiguous about the whole situation and protective of their adoptive parents. One man had completely broken off contact with his biological family and another was irritated by the fact that his biological grandmother insisted that he change his name.

Not sure if this story will ever be published, because it’s dark and not very politically correct. However, it cried out to be written.

July 3, 2023: “The Night of the New Moon”, sword and sorcery, 2178 words

Syltja is a girl from a small farming village nestled among dense woods, where the shadow demons roam. When Syltja is caught out in the woods on the night of the new moon, she is saved from the shadow demons by Kaltak, a wandering warrior. Kaltak spends a few weeks in the village, recuperating from a battle injury, and Syltja falls in love with him. Yet Kaltak’s destiny lies elsewhere and Syltja knows that eventually he’ll leave…

This is a sword and sorcery story about a wandering barbarian warrior saving a young woman from some terrible danger. However, the story is told from the POV of Syltja, the woman left behind, when Kaltak leaves to seek his fortunes elsewhere. The idea was to take one of the many women a typical sword and sorcery hero in the Conan mold meets (and beds) on his travels and tell the story from her perspective as one of many women left behind, as the barbarian hero drifts in and out of her life.

I’m really happy with this one.

July 4, 2023: “Refuge”, cozy fantasy (sort of), 2494 words

Jory is an exiled prince, king now in theory, who has spent the past twelve years living in the Citadel of Shadow in the Valley of Rocks, where his father and the remaining defenders of the realm withdrew, after the Dark Legions of Zarkoz swept across the land. To Jory and young sister Melly, the secluded valley and the citadel are the only home they’ve ever known. But when his father doesn’t return from a raid, Jory finds himself king of a land he has never even seen. So he ventures out of the Valley of Rocks on a scouting mission to see the terrors of the Dark Legions for himself. He also gets a kiss from a girl selling cherries by the roadside. But he can’t wait to return home to the Citadel of Shadows, even though he knows that he will have to leave eventually to take back his kingdom and free his people.

The inspiration for this story were two pieces of fantasy art by Nele Diel, this one and this one. I wondered who the person heading through that lonely valley and towards that sinister looking fortress might be and finally thought that maybe the forsaken valley and sinister fortress were just someone’s home.

As for why it’s cozy fantasy in spite of some terrible things happening, it’s basically the story of a boy and his horse who just want to go home, see his little sister and get a hug from his mentor.

July 5, 2023: “Bowl” (The Culinary Assassin), crime fiction, 1488 words

The world’s only gourmet hitperson eats a poke bowl and kills a corrupt civil servant who also mispronounces “chicken  satay”.

Inspired by having a poke bowl for lunch as well as by a recent scandal about a corrupt civil servant.

I really need to collect those Culinary Assassin stories, since I have about twenty of them by now.

July 6, 2023: “The Wolfs”, suburban fantasy, 1627 words

A werewolf couple moves into a suburban cul-de-sac. Hijinks ensue.

The inspiration for this was walking past a suburban house with a neatly kept garden with garden gnomes and the like and a sign on the door that reads “Wolf”. I thought, what if they were werewolves. The story grew from there.

July 7, 2023: “The Golden Wishing Flower”, fantasy, 600 words

In a temple high in the mountains grows the fabled golden wishing flower. Pluck a petal off the flower and make a wish and it shall be granted. However, there is a price. For there is always a price…

I was busy today and only had time for a flash story. The inspiration was this piece of fantasy art by Nele Diel.

July 8, 2023: “Same Time Next Year”, fantasy, 1400 words

Every year, Marilia makes a pilgrimage up Darkshard Mountain, allegedly to commemorate surviving being sacrificed to the dragon Grikorax, but in truth to meet her best friend.

This is another story inspired by a piece of fantasy art, namely this one.

July 9, 2023: “Cupcake Girl” (The Culinary Assassin), 1484 words

The world’s only gourmet hitperson realises that someone is following them. Someone familiar. A young woman who happened to work in a pastry shop, where the culinary assassin killed someone a few months ago. But how did she find them? And how can the culinary assassin get rid of her, preferably without killing her?

The idea behind this story was realising that at least in the US (Europe is a little different), food only shows up in cozy mysteries about cupcake bakers solving crimes. So I thought, “Why not put a crime solving cupcake baker on the trail of the culinary assassin?”

I’m really pleased with how this one came out.

July 10, 2023: “The Last Guardian”, fantasy, 711 words

On the island fortress of Yarzar, a lone guardian has been keeping watch for fifty years now, to defend the island against an enemy who has long since stopped attacking. The relief he was promised never arrived either. But the nameless guardian is faithful and keeps guarding his island and his secrets.

Just a very short story this time around, because I was very tired. The inspiration for this one was a mix of some fantasy art of a crumbling fortress in a lonely valley, an episode of the 2002 He-Man cartoon where a lone warrior guards an island full of mystical artefacts until He-Man and Skeletor show up to fight over them and the artefacts are destroyed and stories of Japanese soldiers holed up on Pacific islands decades after the end of WWII.

July 11, 2023: “Reunion”, cozy fantasy, 2823 words

Oreg is a half-orc, product of a youthful indiscretion of his human father Lord Caerwan. At least that’s what Oreg believes. He grows up in Lord Caerwan’s dark castle, lonely, abused and unwanted, with only a single friend in the whole wide world, his human half-brother Tristan.

Oreg doesn’t mind the abuse and the beatings. He figures he deserves nothing else. But when he finds marks on Tristan’s back, he decides to stop the abuse once and for all. With a blade at his throat, Lord Caerwan finally tells the truth. Oreg isn’t his son at all. He’s a full-blooded orc that Lord Caerwan stole from his parents as a baby to raise it as a pet monster, loyal soldier.

So Oreg and Tristan flee the dark castle and set out to find Oreg’s real parents, not sure if they’ll be welcome there…

The inspiration for this story was this series of sketches by Julie Dillon of a family of Ram people, which I saw in my BlueSky feed. Yes, I have a BlueSky account now and you can find me here, if you want to follow me. The sketches show a Ram person reunited with his parents after he was stolen from them as a baby. This sparked a story about a young Orc who was taken from his parents as a baby and raised by cruel humans, until he runs away and goes in search of his family, his little human brother in tow.

I’m very happy with how this story turned out and I’m pretty sure it will show up somewhere eventually.

July 12, 2023: “The Great Apple Heist”, cozy fantasy, 1294 words

Three gnomes plan to steal fallen apples from a garden, but encounter a terrifying opponent in the form of Mr. Pickles, the cat.

This is another story that was inspired by a piece of fantasy art, namely this one by Jakub Rozalski. For some reason, my brain seems to want to write cozy, fairly low-stakes fantasy this July.

July 13, 2023: “Anniversary”, gothic horror, 1239 words

It has been three years since Madeleine’s fiancé Raoul vanished on the night of the full moon. His body was never found, only his boots and shredded clothes were discovered by the side of the road that leads through the thick dark woods, where the wolves roam.

Every year, on the anniversary of Raoul’s disappearance, Madeleine returns to that spot by the side of the road, where Raoul’s torn clothing was found, to lay down a bouquet of roses. However, something is watching her from the woods…

Yup, it’s another werewolf story, the second to result from this year’s challenge. This one feels more like something that might have appeared in Weird Tales in the 1920s or 1930s. The inspiration was a piece of fantasy art of a wolf lurking in the woods and watching a woman laying down some flowers.

July 14, 2023: “Sucker”, horror, 784 words

Celeste is a three hundred year old vampire preying on tech-bros in San Francisco. They’re dull bores and their blood tastes of energy drinks and meal replacements shakes, but a girl’s got to eat.

I’ve had werewolves, so here comes the vampire. Inspired by a piece of fantasy art featuring a female vampire next to her male victim with a look that says, “He just wouldn’t stop mansplaining, so I had to drink him dry” on her face.

July 15, 2023: “Taking Flight”, cozy fantasy, 1512 words

Featherless has grown up in an eagle’s eyrie, but unlike his siblings he has never feathers nor wings and cannot fly. However, all he wants is to soar high above the valley with his siblings and his mother, so he builds himself wings from discarded feathers and twigs.

When he almost dies trying to fly, his mother Shadowbeak finally comes clean and tells Featherless where he truly came from.

The inspiration for this story was a news headline about a missing toddler in the French Alps, where one of the theories was that he might have been taken by a bird of prey. Of course, it’s much more likely that the kid had an accident or that another human being is at fault. But somehow the idea of a human child growing up in the nest of a bird of prey stuck in my head and so a tragic news story resulted in a sweet fantasy story about parental love across species lines.

July 16, 2023: “Cabinet of Horrors” (Owen Drake), horror, 885 words

Three guests have vanished without a trace in room 13 of the hotel Zum Blauen Enzian in the Swiss Alps. Plus, by night terrible screams can be heard from the haunted room.

Since neither the police nor the church can help, Karoline Oberhänsli, landlady of Zum Blauen Enzian, engages the services of Owen Drake, hunter of ghosts, demons, monsters and things that go bump in the night. Can he exorcise the curse of room 13, before becoming consumed by it himself?

I was tired today and only managed a very short story. The inspiration for this one was seeing a picture of a wooden cabinet on Twitter, where the wood grain and knotholes seemed to form an image of a face. So I wrote a story about a haunted cabinet in a haunted hotel room. Coincidentally, this is the second story in a row set in the Alps.

July 17, 2023: “Bathroom Break” (Owen Drake), cosmic horror, 573 words

College student Owen Drake had too much beer at a frat party, so he heads to the bathroom, only to find an unspeakable horror sitting on the toilet…

Another really short story, because I was busy. The inspiration was some horror art on Twitter of Cthulhu or some other tentacled horror emerging from a toilet. I wondered how it came to be there and then thought, “Maybe Cthulhu just needs a bathroom break.”

Since yesterday’s story featured a ghost and monster hunter, I decided to reuse the same character for today’s story. So Owen Drake is a series character now. This story is actually his origin, since it chronicles his first brash with the uncanny, unknown and the weird.

July 18, 2023: “The Skeleton in the Closet” (Owen Drake), horror, 1322 words

Owen Drake, self-styled hunter of ghosts, demons, monsters and things that go bump in the night, is hired by real estate agent Karen DeVane to investigate a haunted house, after three potential buyers have already bolted.

Owen is still new at this whole monster hunting thing. Can he find out just what is lurking in the walk-in closet in the master bedroom and how to persuade it to leave?

This is the third adventure of my somewhat hapless monster hunter Owen Drake, so he definitely is a series character now. Like the previous stories, this one was inspired by some horror artwork of a ghost in a closet.

July 19, 2023: “The Monster Under the Bed” (Owen Drake), horror, 1525 words

Owen Drake, self-styled hunter of ghosts, demons, monsters and things that go bump in the night, is visiting his older sister Kate, who doesn’t think much of his extracurricular activities. Nonetheless, the sceptical Kate asks Owen to put on a show and pretend to exorcise the monster under the bed that her five-year-old son Liam is scared of. Owen agrees, because he is very fond of Liam. However, to his surprise, there actually is a monster under Liam’s bed…

Another Owen Drake story today. Sometimes this happens during the July short story challenge that a bunch of stories set in the same world or featuring the same characters come out in a row. Owen is becoming an actual character by now, which is also why the stories are getting longer.

July 20, 2023: “The Fridge Goblin” (Owen Drake), horror, 1630 words

Owen Drake, self-styled hunter of ghosts, demons, monsters and things that go bump in the night, get a call from his college pal Josh, because a goblin like creature has taken up residence in his fridge. How can Owen lure the creature out of the fridge and get rid of it forever.

Another Owen Drake story, so expect a collection soon. This one was inspired by a piece of art showing showing a goblin like creature peeking out of a fridge.

July 21, 2023: “It Came From the Summer Hole…”, humor, 404 words

Every year, at the height of summer, when there is a draught of new stories, the editors of newspapers and TV news programs make an offering to the gods of the news cycle. That’s when the summer hole opens and spits out a news story that will keep everybody busy for the next few days.

I didn’t feel well today, so I only managed a flash story. This was inspired by the brouhaha about the lioness (since revealed to have been a wild boar) spotted in Kleinmachnow near Berlin. Someone tweeted: “There’s a lion loose in theb outskirts of Berlin and no one knows where it came from”, whereupon I thought, “Well, it obviously comes from the summer hole”, i.e. the dead time at the height of summer, when newspapers and TV news are filled with bizarre stories about wildlife on the loose, random small fry politicians making terrible proposals (the classic “Let’s introduce forced labour for young people” was aired again today by the Social Democratic Party of all people) and stuff like that.

So I thought, “What if the summer hole was a real portal from which news stories like the lion of Berlin who was a wild boar emerge?” The story grew from there.

July 22, 2023: “The Electrical Angel”, holiday science fiction horror, 1380 words

Our unnamed heroine orders an electrical tree topper angel from a dubious online shop and experiences an unpleasant surprise as the angel gradually transforms the Christmas tree, the cat and the entire house into some kind of cybernetic nightmare…

The inspiration for this story was the 2023 San Diego Comic Con exclusive Masters of the Universe Motherboard figure. If you’ve seen Masters of the Universe Revelation, Motherboard is an angel-like statue worshipped by a bizarre techo-cult, which infects its worshippers with a techno-organic virus, turning them in cyborgs, starting with Skeletor’s Evil Warriors.

When I pre-ordered the figure – you can also buy her online – I made a joke on Twitter about her transforming my other figures and the house into cyborgs, which prompted the idea, “What if the figure could really do that?” And since she looks like an angel, the story turned into a holiday story.

July 23, 2023: “Travel by Dragon – A Unique Air Travel Experience”, fantasy, 341 words

Do you want to travel through fantasyland? Why not consider a dragon?

I was very tired, so tired that I even forgot to update this post yesterday, so I only managed a very short flash story in the form of an advertisement for travelling by dragon. The inspiration was this beautiful piece of fantasy art by Yong Liu.

July 24, 2023: “Beyond the Grave”, dark fantasy, 1065 words

Ezeghor is a prince turned necromancer who was banished from the homeland. One day, he returns and breaks into the royal tomb to use his powers to raise the spirits of his royal ancestors and sic them on his brother Rethum, the lawful king.

This one has potential, but I think it needs a little more. The inspiration was this piece of fantasy art by Nele Diel.

July 25, 2023: “Raven Town” (Kurval), sword and sorcery, 2099 words

In his mercenary days, Kurval and his faithful steed Shadowmane are wandering through the desert with dwindling water and food supplies. When they spot a town on the horizon, it seems like salvation is finally at hand. However, the town is cursed…

This one was a bit of a surprise. It started off with this piece of artwork by Maya Squar, which shows a deserted Old West populated solely by ravens. So I started writing what I initially thought would be a story about a traveller wandering across a post-apocalyptic landscape, when I realised, “Hey, this would actually work as a Kurval story”. So that’s what it became.

July 26, 2023: “Last Train Out”, post-apocalyptic, 1123 words

When the world ended, Elise’s parents tried to escape on the last train out of the danger zone. However, in the chaos at the station, Elise was separated from her parents. She hid in a kiosk and once she dared to come out, Elise tries to do what her father asked her to do in his last to her, “Take the train and get the hell out of here!” So Elise and her cat Northview wander the railroad tracks of a post-apocalyptic world, looking for the train that will take them to safety.

Another story that was inspired by a piece of concept art, namely this one by Eddy Mendoza.

July 27, 2023: “Precious”, post-apocalyptic, 828 words

Ron Jaeger is the captain of the Shady Hills Neighbourhood Watch and the closest thing to “the law” that exists in this post-apocalytic world. When Matt, a young man from Shady Hills, come to him and tell him that he accidentally killed someone while scavenging in what he thought was an empty house, Jaeger feels compelled to investigate and finds something unexpected…

Another story that was inspired by a piece of post-apocalyptic art, namely this one by T.J. Foo.

July 28, 2023: “The Cave in the Forest”, cozy fantasy, 1094 words

Tig is a child slave forced to work in a mine. One day, he runs away and flees into the forest surrounding the mine, because anywhere has got to be better than what he’s running from. Hungry and tired, he spots a light among the trees, a light emanating from a cave…

This story was partly inspired by this piece of fantasy art by Nele Diel, which provided the cave in the forest. The little boy fleeing a slave mine was inspired by an episode of the 2011 Thundercats reboot, where Lion-O and his Thundercats learn that many of Lion-O’s subjects have been enslaved by their enemies (interestingly enough, Lion-O never once wonders what happened to all the other inhabitants of Thundera, though it’s likely that several of them survived the destruction of the city) and are forced to work in a mine. Lion-O proceed to free them the slaves and manage to locate the villain Mumm-Ra’s lost sword in the process.

July 29, 2023: “The Tree of Souls”, dark fantasy, 838 words

So you want to venture into the land of the dead to retrieve a soul? Trust me, don’t do it. Just don’t. It’s a very bad idea. But if you absolutely must do it, here are a few handy tips…

This is another story that was inspired by a piece of fantasy artwork, namely this one by Nele Diel.

July 30, 2023: “The Lighthouse Keeper”, cosmic horror, 829 words

Ebenezer Hall is a lighthouse keeper and also the last line of defence against the eldritch horrors that live beneath the waves…

Yet another story that was inspired by a piece of fantasy artwork, namely this one by Jakub Rozalski.

 July 31, 2023: “Mists of Revenge”, dark fantasy, 2017 words

The cruel tyrant Kovrak rules the land of Avraughor with an iron fist from his fortress deep in the mountains of Kaledum. The fortress is said to be impenetrable, at least for humans.  But three conspirators, a wizard, a nobleman and a young woman, have a plan…

This last story for this month was also inspired by a piece of fantasy artwork, namely this one by Nele Diel.

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And that’s it for the 2023 July Short Story Challenge. I wrote 31 stories in 31 days. This year’s stories tend to be shorter than those of previous years, probably because I was buried in translation work for much of the month, while normally the workload gets less in summer.

This year’s stories are a mix of horror and dark fantasy on the one hand and cozy fantasy on the other, which is certainly an odd mixture. For some reason, there are also several stories featuring necromancers. Not a lot of stories featuring established characters, though there were two Culinary Assassin stories and one Kurval story and I also created a new character with ghost and monster hunter Owen Drake.

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First Monday Free Fiction: “The Valley of the Man Vultures”

The Valley of the Man Vultures by Richard Blakemore and Cora BuhlertWelcome to the July 2023 edition of First Monday Free Fiction.

To recap, inspired by Kristine Kathryn Rusch who posts a free short story every week on her blog, I’ll post a free story on the first Monday of every month. At the end of the month, I’ll take the story down and post another.

This month’s free story is The Valley of the Man Vultures, the first story in my Thurvok sword and sorcery series.

So follow Thurvok, as he ventures into…

The Valley of the Man Vultures

The Great Western Desert was an endless expanse of sand and death, parched land and bleached bones. Many a traveller had succumbed to its many dangers and their bones littered the caravan trails. But no matter how many bleached skulls lay scattered by the roadside as a silent warning, there were always more travellers willing to brave the dangers of the desert. For somewhere beyond the Great Western Desert lay the city of Krysh, with streets of gold and spires of silver and walls studded with diamonds and riches beyond imagination.

One of the many brave and foolhardy travellers who attempted to cross the Great Western Desert was Thurvok, the sellsword. He was a large man, a mountain of muscles and sinews. His hair was dark and his skin the colour of bronze, like the parched steppes of the East whence he had come, in search of riches and adventure. Thurvok was a fearsome fighter and dangerous scoundrel, wanted for various crimes in no less than seven cities of the realm. Like so many before him, he was headed for Krysh and its fabled riches. For in a city of such wealth, there was always work for a sellsword and always opportunity for plunder. And Thurvok was determined to avail himself of both.

So far, Thurvok had made good progress through the desert. He travelled with a caravan of merchants bound for Krysh, providing the protection of his sword and his muscles in exchange for food and water and wine and a gold coin or five. Though so far, the journey though the desert had been mostly uneventful. Only once did some bandits attack the caravan. Their carcasses were now rotting by the roadside, soon to be yet another pile of bleached bones.

And now Krysh was but a day’s journey away. Just one more day and Thurvok would enjoy women, wine and wealth beyond imagination.

But before they reached Krysh, Thurvok and his fellow travellers first had to pass through the Valley of the Accursed Blood, a narrow canyon bordered by towering mesas on either side. This valley was considered the deadliest part of the Great Western Desert, rumoured to house dangers few men had lived to tell about.

At least that was what the merchant Mikeliz, one of Thurvok’s travelling companions had said by the friendly flicker of a campfire last night.

“But how can you possibly know about those dangers…” Thurvok had pointed out, “…when no men ever lived to tell about them?”

“Not no men, only few men,” Mikeliz continued, “And anyway, everybody knows about the dangers that await unwary or reckless travellers in the Valley of the Accursed Blood…”

“Even though few men lived to tell about them.”

“Dangers beyond imagination,” Mikeliz continued, clearly irritated.

Thurvok just shrugged. “If you say so. But my imagination is pretty vivid.”

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This story was available for free on this blog for one month only, but you can still read it in The Valley of the Man Vultures. And if you click on the First Monday Free Fiction tag, you can read this month’s free story.

 

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Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre: “Artistic License”

Blogging will be light in the coming weeks, because I am doing the July Short Story Challenge again, though I’m only committing to a week for now.

However, in the meantime enjoy this Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre photo story. The name “Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre” was coined by Kevin Beckett at the Whetstone Discord server.

I got a lot of new toys recently, because Smyths Toys (chain that took over the European Toys R Us stores after the demise of their parent company) got a bunch of new Masters of the Universe Origins and Masterverse figures in stock all at once.

One of the new figures I got is the Masterverse version of Faker, an evil robot doppelganger of He-Man created by Skeletor.  Now Faker is a weird character, since he is essentially a repaint of He-Man (cheap to produce for Mattel, since he doesn’t require any new parts) in a bright blue and orange colour scheme. There are a couple of He-Man repaints in different colour schemes such as Prince Keldor a.k.a. He-Skeletor, Anti-Eternia He-Man, Wun-Dar and Horde Slime Zombie He-Man, who hasn’t yet been produced in either the Masterverse or Origins line to my infinite surprise. Here is a photo of the Masters of the Universe Classics version.

Masters of the Universe Masterverse Faker

Faker is ready to conquer Eternia for Skeletor. I like this version of the character a lot, not just because of the striking colour scheme, but because his sword and axe aren’t just repaints of He-Man’s weapons, but look worn and cobbled together, adding to the overall appearance of Faker as a cut price He-Man knock-off.

Faker is a popular character (and has featured in one of my Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre photo stories before). Fans like him because of his striking colour scheme and Mattel likes him because he is cheap to make. However, he’s also a rather absurd character, because he is about the least convincing robot doppelganger ever. And indeed, whenever he has appeared in the cartoons or comics (most recently in Masters of the Universe Revelation), he’s usually depicted as an actual robot doppelganger of He-Man with steel underneath. There actually is a Masterverse version of the Terminator type Faker that appeared in Revelation, though I don’t have that figure.

As for why Faker looks the way he does, the real world reason is that some Mattel designer forty years ago thought a blue and orange He-Man looked cool. As for the in universe reason, well, here is one potential answer:

Artistic License

Snake Mountain, Tri-Klops’ workshop:

Tri-Klops and Trap Jaw present Faker to Skeletor and Evil-Lyn.

“Behold my new robot doppelganger of He-Man, Lord Skeletor. Those accursed Masters of the Universe will never know what hit them, when we plant this Faker in their midst. And now arise, my Faker.”

“I Am He-Man.”

“Is he not glorious, Lord Skeletor? I daresay he is my best invention yet.”

“Why is he blue?”

“Excuse me, boss?”

“He-Man is not a Gar. So why is he blue?”

“He-Man also doesn’t have red hair. Or creepy blank eyes. Or a sword riveted together from randoms bits of trash.”

“I… I don’t understand, boss.”

Skeletor holds Tri-Klops at sword point, while Trap Jaw, Faker and Evil-Lyn look on.

“You do know the difference between humans and Gar, don’t you, Tri-Klops?”

“Yes, Gar have a two point five lower body temperature on average.”

“Gar are blue. Humans are beige and brown. So why is your robot He-Man blue?”

“Listen, boss, I’m blind and only perceive heat signatures through my visor. I don’t know what colour anything is supposed to be.”

“Sigh. Let me guess. You got Trap Jaw to help you paint your fake robot He-Man.”

“Yup, Lyn. Tri-Klops built him and I painted him. Isn’t he awesome?”

“And why, pray tell, did you paint the He-Man robot double blue, Trap Jaw?”

“Uhm, artistic license, boss. I like bright colours and He-Man is just beige and tan and boring. And besides, Gar are prettier than humans. That’s the reasons humans don’t like us, because they’re jealous of our pretty blue skin.”

“Oh please, not another rant about how the poor Gar are so mistreated. As if this world treats anybody well, when they’re not privileged and rich.”

Skeletor and Evil-lyn stalk off, leaving Tri-Klops and Trap Jaw behind with Faker.

“You blistering boobs! That robot is supposed to look like He-Man and He-Man is not blue. And now fix him or I swear I’ll beat the two of you black and blue. Is that understood?”

“Yes, boss.”

“Idiots. I am surrounded by idiots, Lyn.”

“Now you know how I feel.”

“Hmm, on the other hand, if we deploy our fake He-Man and reveal that he is in truth a Gar, then maybe the people will turn against He-Man like they turned against me…”

“Because obviously the fact that you’re half Gar is the only reason that no one likes you.”

“What were saying, Lyn?”

“Uhm, nothing, Lord Skeletor. Just thinking out loud.”

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“Well, I like him, Tri-Klops.”

“Shut up, Trap Jaw. This is all your fault.”

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As established in the 2002 cartoon, Tri-Klops’ vision is enhanced by his visor, giving him infrared and X-ray vision, but without it, he is blind. This can be seen in one episode, where all sorts of electrical systems, including Tri-Klops’ visor, malfunction and Tri-Klops is shown bumping into walls and stalgamites in Snake Mountain.

The 2002 cartoon also established Tri-Klops as Skeletor’s chief engineer and inventor, a role that Trap Jaw fills in the Filmation cartoon and the recent Netflix CGI cartoon. At any rate, Tri-Klops and Trap Jaw are Skeletor’s tech guys, so it makes sense that they would build Faker.

Gar is the name of the blue-skinned inhabitants of Eternia. Skeletor/Keldor is the most famous Gar (half Gar, actually, since he is the son of King Miro and a Gar woman), but there are several others such as Sy-Klone and Kronis a.k.a. Trap Jaw.

There have been blue-skinned people on Eternia since the Filmation cartoon and the early comics. However, the name “Gar” does not show up until much later. I always assumed that it originated in the 2002 cartoon, which not only introduced Keldor as Skeletor’s original identity, but also gave names to many of the Eternian races. But while there is an episode set on a largely deserted island called Anwat Gar, whose magical artefacts are protected by Sy-Klone, it is never said anywhere in the 2002 show that Gar is name of the blue-skinned Eternians or indeed anything other than the name of the island.

The name “Gar” for the blue-skinned people of Eternia may have originated with the characters bios and mini-comics of the Masters of the Universe Classics toyline, where a lot of character names and terms come from. But as far as I can tell, the blue-skinned people of Eternia are first referred to as Gar in the 2012 DC Comics run, which also established that the reason the Gar are disliked is because some of them rebelled against King Grayskull and murdered him. Oddly enough, this completely contradicts the 2002 cartoon, where King Grayskull is killed in battle with Hordak.

In the comics, the Gar are banished to Anwat Gar and the island is declared off limits to the rest of Eternia, until Adam and Adora travel there and Adam, who is king at this point, decides that he is not okay with banishing an entire race of people to a small island because of something that may or may not happened centuries ago and lifts the decree. Which is totally what Adam would do. Meanwhile, Adora, who has only just shaken off her Horde conditioning and hasn’t quite gotten the hang of this heroism thing yet, is frequently frustrated that Adam constantly interrupts their quest to rescue random Eternians.

Of course, King Miro was also shipwrecked on Anwat Gar many years before and even had a relationship and a baby – the future Prince Keldor a.k.a. Skeletor – with a local woman, but he never used his position to actually help the Gar. In fact, King Miro, who is portrayed as a kindly elderly man in his two appearances in the Filmation cartoon, looks more and more like an arsehole, once it was established that Keldor/Skeletor is Randor’s half-brother. Keldor clearly didn’t get all the bad traits from his mother.

I had another Masterverse figure arrive on the same day as Faker, namely Grizzlor, henchman and prison warden of the Evil Horde, who is basically a giant four-fingered alien gorilla. So of course, I put them opposite each other:

Bonus: Faker meets Grizzlor

Faker meets Grizzlor

“I’m He-Man.”

“No, you’re not. You’re just some bargain basement knock-off.”

“I have a sword. And an axe.”

“So what? I have an axe, too, and mine is bigger.”

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And that’s it for today, folks. I hope you enjoyed this Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Photo Story, because there will be more.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, I just bought some toys, took photos of them and wrote little scenes to go with those photos. All characters are copyright and trademark their respective owners.

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Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month for June 2023

Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month
It’s that time of the month again, time for “Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month”.

So what is “Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month”? It’s a round-up of speculative fiction by indie and small press authors newly published this month, though some May books I missed the last time around snuck in as well. The books are arranged in alphabetical order by author. So far, most links only go to Amazon.com, though I may add other retailers for future editions.

Once again, we have new releases covering the whole broad spectrum of speculative fiction. This month, we have epic fantasy, urban fantasy, cozy fantasy, fantasy romance, paranormal mystery, space opera, military science fiction, Cyberpunk, Steampunk, weird western, horror, dwarves, elf assassins, alien invasions, airships, banished sorceresses, murderous ghosts, living stars, haunted funhouses, celibate monster hunters, crime-busting witches, crime-busting ghosts and much more.

Don’t forget that Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month is also crossposted to the Speculative Fiction Showcase, a group blog run by Jessica Rydill and myself, which features new release spotlights, guest posts, interviews and link round-ups regarding all things speculative fiction several times per week.

As always, I know the authors at least vaguely, but I haven’t read all of the books, so Caveat emptor.

And now on to the books without further ado:

A Funhouse of Nightmares by Robert L. AppletonA Funhouse of Nightmares: Twisted Tales for Trouble Grown-ups by Robert L. Appleton:

Step into a twisted realm where the lines between reality and the bizarre blur, and prepare to be captivated by “A Funhouse of Nightmares: Twisted Tales For Troubled Grown-ups.”

In this macabre anthology, five tales transport you to surreal landscapes of the mind, where the strange, supernatural, and occult intertwine with a touch of humor and absurdity.

In “Static,” a troubled young man discovers that the static on his radio holds prescient advice, leading him on a dark and unpredictable path. “Toad” introduces us to a lovely young woman possessed by the spirit of an Inca priest, as she plots to destroy her unfaithful spouse in a spine-chilling quest for vengeance.

Witness the fall and redemption of Beelzebub in “The Book of Fallen Angels,” a haunting exploration of divine rebellion and the pursuit of redemption. Prepare for a poignant tale in “Tears For Topsy,” where a circus clown makes a fateful exchange, sacrificing his soul for happiness in a world consumed by darkness.

Finally, embark on a mind-altering journey with “Mould,” as a hallucinogenic truffle transports a young woman into a mesmerizing realm inhabited by anthropomorphized woodland creatures.

These stories weave together elements of the supernatural, occult, and the absurd, delivering a captivating experience that oscillates between unease and laughter. Described as modern Kafkaesque, “A Funhouse of Nightmares” promises to entertain, thrill, and leave you questioning the boundaries of reality. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the bizarre and delightful, where nothing is quite as it seems, nor should it be…

The Measure of sorrow by J. Ashley-SmithThe Measure of Sorrow by J. Ashley-Smith:

Shirley Jackson Award-winning author J. Ashley-Smith’ s first collection, The Measure of Sorrow, draws together ten new and previously acclaimed stories of dark speculative fiction. In these pages a black reef holds the secret to an interminable coastal limbo; a father struggles to relate to his estranged children in a post-bushfire wilderness; an artist records her last days in conversation with her unborn child; a brother and sister are abandoned to the manifestations of their uncle’ s insanity; a suburban neighbourhood succumbs to an indescribable malaise; teenage ravers fall in with an eldritch crowd; a sensitive New Age guy commits a terminal act of passive-aggression; a plane crash opens the door to the Garden of Eden; the new boy in the village falls victim to a fatal ruse; and a husband’s unexpressed grief is embodied in the shadows of a crumbling country barn. Intelligent and emotionally complex, the stories in The Measure of Sorrow elude easy classification, lifting the veil on the wonder and horror of a world just out of true.

Wanted by Lindsay BurokerWanted by Lindsay Buroker:

Half-dwarven craftswoman, enchanter, and badass hammer-wielder Matti Puletasi has achieved most of her goals and even found the love of the handsome elf assassin Sarrlevi.

Unfortunately, there’s still a bounty on her head. That makes it hard to return to a normal life, start a family, or even visit the Coffee Dragon without being shot at.

Worse, one of Sarrlevi’s old elven lovers shows up, hinting of changes back home that mean his exile could be lifted and his nobility returned—if only he’ll dance to her tune.

Matti knows Sarrlevi loves her but worries he’ll be tempted. A chance to return home and be a hero instead of an outcast. Who wouldn’t long for that?

Seer of Epera by Christine CazalySeer of Epera by Christine Cazaly:

What will you give to save the future?

At the Court of Skies, Theda Eglion, Chief Librarian, is famed for three things.
Her acerbic tongue, her profound knowledge, and her beautiful, charismatic daughter, Briana.

Despite the status granted to members of the Blessed, Theda has a closely guarded secret.

She’s the Seer of Epera, blessed by her God with the gift of Farsight. Her role – to protect the nation’s magic and the Blessed population who wield it.

But when her daughter falls under the beguiling spell of an ambitious young courtier, Theda will need every ounce of her faith to ensure the future of magic.

Even if it costs her everything she holds most dear.

Rat and Demon by Chris FoxRat and Demon by Chris Fox:

The War Is Over. We Lost

The war in Hasra is over. A monstrous puppet sits upon the throne. Valys has fallen, and the Praetor rots in prison while his daughter remains a public hostage. Calmora is under Khonsu’s rule, the dragonflight’s plaything. Worse, my aunt and the other demon princes have fostered a new religion, which is sweeping the west.

Our only choice was to flee to Olivantia, where we huddle with the dreadlords who are under assault by the Tree of Blood and its armies of consumed. Things have never looked so grim. I have no more tombs. No more miracles from friendly gods.

Yet I do not stand alone. I’ve gathered my friends. We will prevail. We must. The cycle depends upon it.

Stargun Messenger by Darby HarnStargun Messenger by Darby Harn:

Astra Idari must keep the last living star alive in a galaxy lost to shadows.

Astra Idari is a mess. She drinks too much, remembers too little, and barely pays for it all as a Stargun Messenger. She hunts down thieves who steal filamentium, the fuel that allows for faster-than-light travel. When Idari meets Gen Emera, she meets the girl of her dreams and the last living star. There’s just one problem.

Filamentium is only found in the blood of living stars.

Once Idari knows the truth, she faces a stark choice. Either she turns Emera over to her employers who control the filamentium monopoly or risks everything to help Emera fulfill her quest to save her people. The choice should be simple, but it’s not losing her life that terrifies Idari. It’s finally living. Idari knows she’s human despite outwardly appearing to be an android with a failing memory stitched together by her ship’s irascible AI, CR-UX. She’s been just getting by for longer than she remembers, assured in her humanity, but not enough to risk it. If she does now, she may lose her life.

If she doesn’t, she may never live.

Poltergeist Rider by Lily Harper HartPoltergeist Rider by Lily Harper Hart:

Spring has hit Casper Creek. That means construction on Hannah Hickok’s future home with her fiancé Cooper Wyatt is finally commencing, and work on the new restaurant in town is getting close to completion. Everything should be perfect in her world.

There’s just one little problem.

A ghost from the past has decided to haunt the present…and he’s not a normal ghost. He’s riding a ghost horse. And, oh yeah, he’s firing a gun. Ghost bullets shouldn’t be a threat, and yet these bullets are killing people.

A scarf left at one of the scenes leads Hannah to look at the area’s bootlegger past. It seems there’s a cabin not far from Casper Creek, and their ghost might have originated from there. Where has he been for the past century, though? And, more importantly, why is he back?

As the bodies begin to stack up, Hannah begins to suspect they’ve got more than a murderous ghost on her hands. The human element of the equation is impossible to uncover, however.

Hannah is determined to find answers. She just needs a place to start looking.

It’s a fight to the finish, and ghost bullets aren’t the only thing Hannah and her friends need to worry about. There’s a new evil afoot…and this time, the gang might not be up to the challenge.

A Dance of Illusions by Savanah JamesA Dance of Illusion by Savanah James:

The Drakari call him their savior.

For 3,000 years, elven aristocrats have subjugated their hybrid counterparts, suppressing their magick and forcing them to live in the slums of great imperial cities.

Twins Vivani and Valyn Tyrea refuse to perpetuate this gory cycle. To destroy a tyrannical body, they know they must sever the head.

While born of noble, elven blood, something else surges through their veins, allowing them to hide in plain sight. Valyn is determined to conquer the empire through cunning and manipulation. Vivani longs to save her people. Together, they must combine their strengths if they hold any hope of survival.

When a rebel group of drakkin hybrids surge from the slums of the capital, Vivani and Valyn are introduced to Kraven Crausya who maintains connections to the rebel undergrounds. Through him, they learn of the Serpent of Civel… a legend to the hybrids and their proclaimed savior. He was thought to be long dead, but the whispers of the oppressed tell a different tale.

When facing the Drakari’s so-called savior, will Vivani find the peace she hopes for? Or will a shattered illusion cause her to choose between the life she has built and following her conscience?

Murder at the Pontchartrain by Kathleen KaskaMurder at the Pontchartrain by Kathleen Kaska:

I’m Sydney Lockhart. I solve murders, most of which I’m the primary suspect. My fiancée, Ralph Dixon, and I came to New Orleans to get married. Instead, he’s been arrested for a double murder, and I’m hunting for the real killer. Assisting me are a twelve-year-old voodoo queen, a ghost detective, and my crazy cousin Ruth. Wish me luck. I’ll need it.

 

 

The Alien Anomaly by Amanda M. LeeThe Alien Anomaly by Amanda M. Lee:

Charlie Rhodes has seen it all. Witches. Ghosts. The Chupacabra. Now she’s about to head down a different road … and it’s one she’s not prepared for.

When three bodies show up drained of fluids in Roswell, New Mexico, the Legacy Foundation is sent out to investigate. The assumption, because of where it happened, is aliens. Charlie isn’t so sure, though.

As the team leader, Chris is gung-ho to chase visitors from another planet. That means camping out at Bottomless Lakes Park, something nobody but Chris is keen to do. Between alien enthusiasts whooping it up at the far end of the park and Charlie’s belief that she’s being haunted by a ghost, the group has their hands full.

Roswell is a weird place. It’s also the sort of place where secrets can be hidden for a very long time. The caves beneath Bottomless Lakes run deep. There just might be a different sort of monster hiding there, however.

Charlie knows she has a big fight in front of her. This trip will help her get ready … as long as she survives the darkness that’s threatening to take over the area.

Charlie’s past ghosts are about to collide with her future dreams. The collision promises to be out of this world.

Unspeakable Horror 3: Dark Rainbow Rising, edited by Vince A LiagunoUnspeakable Horror 3: Dark Rainbow Rising, edited by Vince A. Liaguno:

The third terrifying volume in the award-winning anthology series of original queer horror.

Like the final girl in a slasher film, the LGBTQIA community knows first-hand what it’s like to fight for its survival. Beaten and bloodied after an extended chase scene through modern-day politics and the courts, we think we’ve triumphed and conquered our oppressors. We breathe a little easier knowing our rainbow is ascending in the distance. But—like the indestructible slasher villain—our enemies rise up again and again, as if on a looping third-act jump scare. It’s a seemingly never-ending return to battle as the pendulum of progress swings back.

In this third volume of the award-winning anthology series, the darkest minds from both the LGBT+ and horror literary communities join forces to bring readers an all-new collection of terrifying tales from that line on the horizon where the dark rainbow rises.

Stories by Chad Helder, Hailey Piper, Mathew L. Reyes, A.P. Thayer, J. Daniel Stone, Yah Yah Scholfield, Oliver Nash, Holly Lyn Walrath, Paul Tremblay, Carmilla Voiez, James Cato, Lucy A. Snyder, Maxwell I. Gold, Zachary Rosenberg, Matthew Blain-Hartung, Maryse Meijer, Vincent Kovar, CG Inglis, Craig Laurance Gidney, Dan Coxon, Kaitlin Tremblay, Michael Thomas Ford, Craig Brownlie, Amanda M. Blake, Sara Tantlinger, and Eric LaRocca. Edited by Vince A. Liaguno.

The Engineer's Apprentice by J.R. MartinThe Engineer’s Apprentice by J.R. Martin:

This alternate-history steampunk western contains action, adventure, magic, and a mystery that will change the Western Native Lands forever.

In 1860s Dallas, Texas, Annie Sakdavong has just graduated top of her class from college as a steam engineer but must still do an apprenticeship with a master steam engineer. No man is willing to take her, and she fears she may have to become a Sword Maiden for a merchant of her father’s choosing when she runs into an African man who wants an apprentice as much as she needs a master, Issa Obasi.

One of the premier steam engineers of the age, Issa wants to leave a legacy in the form of apprentices and the publication of groundbreaking research combining rune magic with steam power. These two sources of power are at odds with each other, but Issa sees there could be a better way to unite them.

Their world changes when a Native American from the Western Native Lands who can walk through walls comes to steal that research and destroy Issa’s laboratory during a fight. After seeking help from the police, Issa and Annie are left to fend for themselves when the police don’t want to help the black man and the Asian woman with the investigation.

Now, their adventure takes them to the Western Native Lands while death tolls rise and villains close in on Issa and Annie’s life and work. As they get closer to the truth, will they overcome dangerous enemies and their own self-doubts to win the day?

Sisters, Rivals, Monster Hunters by Caylen McQueenSisters, Rivals, Monster Hunters by Caylen McQueen:

Imagine 30 strapping young men, all stuck in a convent and all hopelessly pure. It sounds like Kathleen Laveau’s ultimate fantasy… until she crashes her airship in the middle of their sacred abode.

Kathleen and her sister, Cinnabar, find themselves stranded in a cursed land, where the dead rise from their graves, dragons swoop down from the sky, and metal monsters wreak havoc. But that’s not even the worst of it. The sisters soon realize the convent’s chastity is being strictly enforced by “The Grand Mother,” a fussy guardian who won’t let Kathleen anywhere near the innocent boys.

Undeterred, Kathleen takes matters into her own hands, flirting with as many boys as she can, much to the chagrin of “The Grand Mother.” In the middle of the flirtation fest, the sisters meet the rebellious pyromaniac, Wendall. In him, they might have gotten more than they bargained for.

Will Kathleen and Cinnabar survive the cursed land and the fires of the convent? Will they succumb to the boys’ innocent charms, or will “The Grand Mother” put an end to their shenanigans? Find out in this madcap steampunk adventure!

Forsaken Commander by G.J. OgdenForsaken Commander by G.L. Ogden:

Humanity’s only hope is the commander they spurned.

Once, Master Commander Carter Rose was the Union’s secret weapon. An augmented, bio-engineered officer in command of the most powerful warship ever devised by human minds, Rose brought them victory against the post-human Aternien Empire.

Then they cast him aside.

A century later, living alone on a distant forest moon, feared and forsaken by the people he fought to save, Rose has grown bitter and resentful, while his superhuman body refuses to age.

When Major Carina Larsen seeks his help to save Earth from becoming the last frontier of humanity, Rose is reluctant to return to duty. Until Larsen reveals the real peril: the Aterniens are on the rise again, hell-bent on revenge.

And after a century of peace, the Union has forgotten how to fight.

But even if Rose can recover his marooned warship and assemble a crew, his allegiance is now a valuable commodity — and a secret weapon is only ever as dangerous as those who wield it…

At the Winding Path's End by Stew Shearer and Carolyn SmithAt the Winding Path’s End by Stew Shearer and Carolyn Smith:

Curl up with fantasy poet Stew Shearer in this fully illustrated collection of cozy poems.

Poet Stew Shearer has written cozy fantasy poetry for years. Now, Wyngraf is proud to release a chapbook featuring the best of Stew’s work, including some brand-new, never-before-seen poems! Even better, every single poem features an original illustration by artist Carolyn Smith.

These twenty-four little celebrations of hearth and backpack are packed with beauty, humor, and heart.

Exile of the Wolf by Jessie SpragueExile of the Wolf by Jessie Sprague:

She’s a one man, one country type of sorceress.

Too bad she’s been banished from both.

Exiled from for aiding enemy nations, Ziza hasn’t seen Vaash—the man she loves and the heir to the Bouraster throne—in a year. She’s accepted that the only way home is to let the wasteland take her. But fate has other plans and instead of death, she finds the emerging nation of Slyke. Here Ziza encounters Iroguese, an evil spirit who seeks a way to reenter their world in the flesh. He offers her a deal that is too good to be true: Give him the body of Slyke’s ruler to inhabit and he will broker an alliance that can get Ziza home.

Meanwhile, Vaash is tasked with eradicating Slyke, the upstart nation on Bouraster’s borders. To prevent an uprising, he needs to show his people he’s strong enough to rule, but when he discovers Ziza sheltering with his enemies, he’s torn between his duty and his desire for the sorceress.

They must both choose whether to follow the paths laid out for them or to forge a new way… and either way they face the deadly consequences of their broken vows.

Absolution by Glynn StewartAbsolution by Glynn Stewart:

A homeworld is not always home.
Family is not always blood.
Enemies are not always who you expect.

Captain Evridiki “EB” Bardacki wants nothing more than to quietly ride off into the sunset with his fiancé, his crew, and his adopted daughter, Trace. But when a strange message brings them all to Trace’s home star system of Icem, it turns out the fragments of the crime syndicate that kidnapped her have one last trick to play.

An old enemy has betrayed their former compatriots and set into motion events that may allow EB to save hundreds of children like his daughter from the traffickers who stole them away. When that enemy shows up dead, the crew of Evasion must decide whether to chase the leads left by a dead monster or protect themselves.

Those leads will take EB and Trace into the dens of crime lords, the homes of judges, the hearts of secret bases—and the presence of the foster parent Trace ran away from at the beginning of everything…

Ruins of the Prime Ones by James David VictorRuins of the Prime Ones by James David Victor:

If you’re gonna save the galaxy, you might as well get paid for doing it.

Captain Melias Volery is a Sentinel, a warrior who travels the galaxy protecting those that can’t protect themselves. If they can afford to pay for his services. Whether you call them mercenaries or heroes, there’s no denying their effectiveness, but even these experienced warriors may be in over their head in the ruins of the Prime Ones. Can Melias and his crew unravel the secrets of this long lost race and save the galaxy from an ancient alien power trying to destroy the galaxy?

Ruins of the Prime Ones is the first book in the Sentinels series. If you like sci-fi adventures, space battles with complex alien invaders, and unexpected twists in humanities exploration of the stars, this could be your new favorite series.

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Indie Crime Fiction of the Month for June 2023


Welcome to the latest edition of “Indie Crime Fiction of the Month”.

So what is “Indie Crime Fiction of the Month”? It’s a round-up of crime fiction by indie authors newly published this month, though some May books I missed the last time around snuck in as well. The books are arranged in alphabetical order by author. So far, most links only go to Amazon.com, though I may add other retailers for future editions.

Our new releases cover the broad spectrum of crime fiction. We have hardboiled mysteries, cozy mysteries, small town mysteries, historical mysteries, Jazz Age mysteries, 1950s mysteries, 1960s mysteries, paranormal mysteries, crime thrillers, adventure thrillers, action thrillers, police officers, FBI agents, amateur sleuths, assassins, serial killers, drug cartels, revenge, murderous ghosts, alien invasions, deadly book clubs, crime-busting witches, crime-busting socialites, crime-busting seamstresses, crime-busting dogs,  murder and mayhem in London, Seattle, Mobile, New Orleans, the British Seaside, New Zealand, the Caribbean and much more.

Don’t forget that Indie Crime Fiction of the Month is also crossposted to the Indie Crime Scene, a group blog which features new release spotlights, guest posts, interviews and link round-ups regarding all things crime fiction several times per week.

As always, I know the authors at least vaguely, but I haven’t read all of the books, so Caveat emptor.

And now on to the books without further ado:

The Rat Catcher by Rebecca BarrettThe Rat Catcher by Rebecca Barrett:

November in Mobile, Alabama is a long way from the horrors of the sweltering jungles of Vietnam.

In the fall of 1968, what passes for winter is coming to the heart of the deep South. And so are death, deception, draft evasion, drugs, and heartache.

Hugo August has come home, or at least the nearest thing to a home he has ever known. As a newly minted detective in the police department, he must investigate the murder of a wealthy socialite.

The appearance of Bebe Prescott, the forbidden fruit of Hugo’s late-night longings and lifelong obsession, complicates the case. A product of the Catholic orphanage, Hugo is well aware of the social stratification of Mobile society. Bebe is as far removed from his reality as the moon, and yet, they have always had chemistry.

Spurred by a desire for justice and to prove his worth, Hugo must wade through the complications of the wealthy family’s business, social connections, dark secrets, and often tragic history while guarding his own demons.

Murder on the Downs by Beth ByersMurder on the Downs by Beth Byers:

Jack and Ham are facing the loss of a dear friend. A final visit, a final goodbye is ahead with the limited time left.

Soon, however, things are amiss. What seems innocent becomes sinister as the days pass, and they start to wonder just what they’ve fallen into.

 

 

 

Fortune Teller by Jana DeLeonFortune Teller by Jana DeLeon:

With Carter off on a military mission, there’s a new sheriff in town, and Fortune, Ida Belle, and Gertie have been tasked with not interfering. But then a young girl is pulled out of the swamp, unconscious and with no memory of how she got there. And when no one comes to claim her, Fortune knows they have to help.

For decades, a mysterious group known only as the Brethren has been rumored to live deep in the swamp, their contact with civilization rare. Some suggest the girl might have been one of them, but if so, why was she alone in the swamp in the middle of the night? Swamp Team 3 is on the case, but long-buried secrets like to stay that way, and finding the Brethren proves to be a difficult and dangerous task. The deeper they dig, the more pieces of the puzzle they expose, but can they put the pieces together in time to save the girl?

Vengeance Strike by Brian DrakeVengeance Strike by Brian Drake:

Betrayal puts Sam Raven on a course for revenge.

It was the kind of job Raven couldn’t turn down. A daughter dead from a drug overdose, a father who wants the man responsible dead—and not only the street pushers. Kendrick Ward wants the cartel boss responsible removed from existence. Raven agrees, and he and his team of mercenaries fly into Colombia. Mission: kill narco boss Martin Sevilla and crush his empire.

But when the job is done, Ward pulls a double cross, and makes a big mistake. Only Raven survives the ambush.

Now Raven is ready to give back twice as much as received. He crashes through the heart of the betrayal to find a conspiracy of epic proportions, American Big Business and other cartel bosses working hand-in-hand. Raven’s fighting a war without end, and the circle of violence spares no one. It’s go time.

Murder by Multiples by Rachel FordMurder by Multiples by Rachel Ford:

Quiet Fenwood-On-Sea is the perfect place for an heiress with secrets to hide. Or a killer.

Beautiful heiress Meredith Thatch married for love, and scandalized her community in the process. But her neighbors don’t know the half of it. These days, she and spouse Alec keep a low profile, managing her hospital for recovering soldiers and invalids – and growing the finest roses in the county.

But when the most despised landowner in the area winds up dead shortly after feuding with the hospital, the finger of suspicion turns on the couple. And that’s only the first murder.

With a Scotland Yard inspector asking uncomfortable questions and a killer on the loose, they need to solve the crime sooner rather than later. But how can they find a killer when there are suspects everywhere they turn, and motives all over the place?

The Silent Threat by Elle GrayThe Silent Threat by Elle Gray:

After the bodies of six young girls were discovered in a shipping container that had been dumped in a scrapyard, FBI agent Blake Wilder is summoned onto the horrific scene. A closer inspection of the bodies reveals strange markings, similar to Spenser’s victims in Sweetwater Falls.

Could it be the markings used by the ruthless Yokai Syndicate, led by the shadowy figure called Enenra? The Syndicate responsible for the disappearance and death of hundreds of young girls over the years.

Fearing blood in the streets and containers full of young girls’ bodies popping up everywhere, Blake reluctantly turns to her old ally, Fish, for help.

As betrayal and deceit surrounds her at every turn, Blake isn’t sure who she can trust. With the help of her former colleague Spenser Song, and Caitlin Tanaka will Blake be able to put an end to The Syndicate’s sadistic crimes for good?

It seems to be reunion time in the Seattle field office for Blake Wilder. Unfortunately, with death knocking on their doorstep the reunion may be short lived…

Poltergeist Rider by Lily Harper HartPoltergeist Rider by Lily Harper Hart:

Spring has hit Casper Creek. That means construction on Hannah Hickok’s future home with her fiancé Cooper Wyatt is finally commencing, and work on the new restaurant in town is getting close to completion. Everything should be perfect in her world.

There’s just one little problem.

A ghost from the past has decided to haunt the present…and he’s not a normal ghost. He’s riding a ghost horse. And, oh yeah, he’s firing a gun. Ghost bullets shouldn’t be a threat, and yet these bullets are killing people.

A scarf left at one of the scenes leads Hannah to look at the area’s bootlegger past. It seems there’s a cabin not far from Casper Creek, and their ghost might have originated from there. Where has he been for the past century, though? And, more importantly, why is he back?

As the bodies begin to stack up, Hannah begins to suspect they’ve got more than a murderous ghost on her hands. The human element of the equation is impossible to uncover, however.

Hannah is determined to find answers. She just needs a place to start looking.

Book Clubs can be Fatal by Jinty JamesBook Clubs Can Be Fatal by Jinty James:

Can senior sleuth Martha and her cute puppy Teddy discover who killed a member of their book club – before it’s too late?

When Pru, the new assistant librarian at the Gold Leaf Valley library, knocks on Martha’s door asking to be her roommate, she has no idea she’ll soon become a member of the Senior Sleuthing Club, despite being a lot younger than Martha.

In charge of setting up a new book club at the library, Pru is worried not enough people will join. So Martha agrees to come, although she dislikes the book they have to read.

When Pru and Martha stumble across the dead body of one of the book club members, Martha decides they must investigate, along with her fluffy white puppy, Teddy!

They snoop around the Gold-Rush era small town, and visit their friends Annie, Lauren, and Zoe at the Norwegian Forest Cat Café to discuss the case.

But when they respond to an anonymous note, the three of them find themselves in peril! Can they discover the killer and escape in time, before it’s too late?

Murder at the Pontchartrain by Kathleen KaskaMurder at the Pontchartrain by Kathleen Kaska:

I’m Sydney Lockhart. I solve murders, most of which I’m the primary suspect. My fiancée, Ralph Dixon, and I came to New Orleans to get married. Instead, he’s been arrested for a double murder, and I’m hunting for the real killer. Assisting me are a twelve-year-old voodoo queen, a ghost detective, and my crazy cousin Ruth. Wish me luck. I’ll need it.

 

 

The Alien Anomaly by Amanda M. LeeThe Alien Anomaly by Amanda M. Lee:

Charlie Rhodes has seen it all. Witches. Ghosts. The Chupacabra. Now she’s about to head down a different road … and it’s one she’s not prepared for.

When three bodies show up drained of fluids in Roswell, New Mexico, the Legacy Foundation is sent out to investigate. The assumption, because of where it happened, is aliens. Charlie isn’t so sure, though.

As the team leader, Chris is gung-ho to chase visitors from another planet. That means camping out at Bottomless Lakes Park, something nobody but Chris is keen to do. Between alien enthusiasts whooping it up at the far end of the park and Charlie’s belief that she’s being haunted by a ghost, the group has their hands full.

Roswell is a weird place. It’s also the sort of place where secrets can be hidden for a very long time. The caves beneath Bottomless Lakes run deep. There just might be a different sort of monster hiding there, however.

Charlie knows she has a big fight in front of her. This trip will help her get ready … as long as she survives the darkness that’s threatening to take over the area.

Charlie’s past ghosts are about to collide with her future dreams. The collision promises to be out of this world.

The Last Survivors by A.J. RiversThe Last Survivors by A.J. Rivers:

When Dean receives a distraught phone call from his ex-girlfriend.
He rushes to her home to find a horrific and dreadful scene…
A ransacked house and her bloodied body lying on the floor.

As the police and her husband arrive at the scene, Dean learns that his ex’s son is also missing.
While Dean searches for answers behind her death, a bombing kills a friend from his days in the military.

At the memorial service, Dean has to confront people he hasn’t seen in years while facing memories of a tragic event that left them all scarred.
The situation takes a darker turn as mysterious classified documents appear in his hotel room, leading to even grimmer twists.

With the body count rising, it seems someone is after the survivors for their secrets.
Dean just has to stay alive long enough to figure out who and why…

Liable Charity by Wayne StinnettLiable Charity by Wayne Stinnett and Kimberli A. Bindschatel:

Charity Styles had been the catalyst for the demise of many. But in the past that usually meant the end of a human life. As an assassin for the CIA, it came with the territory.

But this time she feels responsible for the end two of her friend’s relationship.

She sets out on a voyage to find one of the partners in the hopes of rectifying the rift she helped create. Along the way, she encounters a deadly foe, bent on becoming rich regardless of how many must suffer or die.

Charity finds her friend but before they can reconcile the problem, they must join forces with an animal rights activist to rescue an innocent woman from a Mexican cartel involved in the trafficking of endangered wildlife.

Facing down armed and powerful cartel members will be child’s play compared to the fight yet to come when Charity admits what she’s done.

It’s the height of summer in Campeche, but when Charity Styles is around, things tend to get even hotter.

Seams Like Murder by Tilly WallaceSeams Like Murder by Tilly Wallace:

There are two things that can’t talk—moving pictures and dead showgirls…

1920, Wellington, New Zealand. Grace Devine is poised to build her thriving dress design business as the twenties begin to soar. But when a fashionable client is murdered, suspicion falls on Grace as the last person to see Agatha alive.

As wary clients cancel and business begins to fail, Grace decides there’s only one way to prove her innocence and save her career…this seamstress will turn sleuth to find who really murdered the showgirl.

The more she learns, the more she uncovers of the darker side of the dead woman’s personality. Agatha liked to collect secrets and use them against people. But what target snapped that fatal night? Can Grace stitch together the clues before her life is torn apart…

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Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Pride Month Special: “Ambush in the Mystic Mountains”

It’s time for another Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre photo story. The name “Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre” was coined by Kevin Beckett at the Whetstone Discord server.

Last year, I posted a Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Pride Month Special called “Fisto’s Significant Other”, in which Fisto and Ram-Man announce that they are a couple. This is only my head canon BTW, but the various cartoons hint quite strongly that Fisto as well as various other heroic warriors are not straight. And besides, they do make a cute couple.

Fisto and Ram-Man

Eternia’s favourite gay couple, Fisto and Ram-Man

Therefore, I decided to do another Pride Month Special featuring fan favourite Malcolm a.k.a. Fisto and his significant other Ram-Man a.k.a. Krass. Especially since I had just picked up the new Masterverse Deluxe Ram-Man figure.

So enjoy…

Ambush in the Mystic Mountains

In the Mystic Mountains:

Fisto walks through the Mystic Mountains

Yes, I included a Delftware snail as a little Easter egg. As a kid, I used to collect snails – real life snails – so a neighbour gave me the Delftware snail as a gift.

“Ah, the Mystic Mountains, my old stomping grounds. Back when I thought that miner was a more viable profession than Master of the Universe. I mean, it’s certainly safer, even with all the cave-ins, glowing evil gems and the occasional Arachnid attack. But there’s no Skeletor, no Evil Horde, no Snake People…”

“Right, who am I kidding? I always knew that I couldn’t just hang up my sword and walk away from my hero days. After all, someone’s got to keep an eye on Duncan and he’s never going to walk away. And Teela, of course. And Prince Adam, since Duncan aparently adopted him. Besides, I like being a Master of the Universe. Okay, not the constant attacks and ever-present danger, but I like hanging out with the other Masters, feasting, drinking, watching Orko’s magic tricks or one of Manny’s performances. And then there’s Krass…

Whiplash waylays Fisto.“Halt! Thou shalt not pass without paying road toll to Whiplash, King of the Caligars.”

“You’re not King of the Caligars, Whiplash. Your brother Ceratus is and he hates your guts. And now let me pass or eat steel knuckles. Cause this is my holiday and I’m really not in the mood.”

“Oh, I’ll let you pass, once you’ve paid the road toll. And since you’re a Master of the Universe, I’ll give you an extra discount. I’ll only take your head and that iron fist of yours. They’ll look great on my trophy wall.”Fisto fights Whiplash“So you want to fight? Okay, shithead, then eat steel knuckles.”

“Shut up and fight!”

“No one tells me to shut up. Except my brother Duncan and that’s only because I like him. And now bring it on, arsehole!”

CLASH! CLATTER! SLAM!

Whiplash holds Fisto at axe point.“Ha! Axe beats sword.”

“Yeah and fist beats jaw. Say goodbye to those tusks.”

“You’ve got to get close to me first. And you’re not fireproof. And now say goodbye to your head, Fisto.”

Whiplash threatens Fisto with his axe, while Ram-Man appears behind him.“Hey, that’s my man  you’re threatening. Leave him alone or I’ll ram you into the ground.”

“Get lost, you puny little man! This is between me and Fisto.”

“If you pick a fight with Malcolm, you pick a fight with me.”

Fisto and Ram-Man fight Whiplash.“Oh yeah? Your armour can protect you from my torch, but it won’t protect you from my axe. And your head will look great on my trophy wall as well. Maybe I’ll put it right next to Fisto’s.”

“Oh no, you won’t.”

PUNCH! SLAM!

Whiplash runs away, while Fisto and Ram-Man shake their weapons at him.“Crap! Two Masters are too much for me alone. I should’ve brought Clawful. Or Beast-Man. But then I’d have to share the loot with them.”

“Yeah, run away and crawl back to Snake Mountain like the coward that you are.”

“And tell Skeletor that he can lick me in the arse!”*

“Uhm, actually that sounds kind of disgusting, Malcolm.”

Fisto and Ram-Man hug.

Unfortunately, the male Masters of the Universe figures are a bit too bulky to hug or kiss, though they can gaze deep into each other’s eyes.

“Are you all right, Malcolm?”

“I’m fine. Just a few bruises and a dented sword. But what are you doing here, Krass?”

“I was visiting my brother and his family. And since I was here in the Mystic Mountains already, I thought I could join you. Good thing that I did.”

“And it never occurred to you to take me along when you visit your family?”

“Uhm, I never thought you wanted to meet my family. They’re kind of boring and also still sore that I left to join the Royal Guard.”

“They’re your family, so of course I want to meet them. And besides, you know my family.”

“Yeah, because your brother is also my boss. But yes, if you want to meet my family, I’ll take you to see them. They don’t live far away, only beyond that mountain.”

“I’d love to meet them, Krass. And talking of family, I’d better call Duncan to let him know that Whiplash is waylaying travellers in the Mystic Mountains.”

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In the 2002 cartoon, Malcolm is first seen working as a miner in the Mystic Mountains. Well, actually he’s first seen in a bar, getting drunk and picking fights, but it’s implied that he left the Eternian Guard to become a miner, before running into his brother and the Masters of the Universe during a mission brings him back into the fight and also costs him his hand.

Malcolm’s offer that Skeletor may lick his arse is of course a paraphrase of the famous line that Johann Wolfgang von Goethe wrote for that other iron-fisted warrior, 15th century rebellious German knight Götz von Berlichingen. I have no idea if Götz von Berlichingen was an inspiration for Fisto – and I even asked someone who’d worked on the Masters of the Universe toyline once – but the parallels are notable.

Whiplash, the reptilian Evil Warrior with the mighty tail, is shown to be a member of a subterranean species called the Caligar in the 2002 cartoon, though why a species of aligator people is living in caves rather than in a swamp is never explained.

Masters of the Universe Masterverse Whiplash

Whiplash ready to take on the world.

I recently found the brand-new Masterverse Whiplash figure at Smyths Toys (chain that took over the European Toys R Us stores) and took him home. The purple armour and helmet are based on some very early concept art for the character. I think the colour contrast looks great on him. What is more, I had completely forgotten that Whiplash gave his minicomic debut fighting Fisto.

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And that’s it for today, folks. I hope you enjoyed this Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Photo Story, because there will be more.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, I just bought some toys, took photos of them and wrote little scenes to go with those photos. All characters are copyright and trademark their respective owners.

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