Non-Fiction Spotlight: Rising Sun Reruns: Memories of Japanese TV Shows from Today’s Grown-up Kids, edited by Jim Beard

After the Hugos is before the next Hugos, so I’m continuing my Non-Fiction Spotlight project, where I interview the authors/editors of SFF-related non-fiction books that come out in 2022 and are eligible for the 2023 Hugo Awards. For more about the Non-Fiction Spotlight project, go here. To check out the spotlights I already posted, go here.

For more recommendations for SFF-related non-fiction, also check out this Facebook group set up by the always excellent Farah Mendlesohn, who is a champion (and author) of SFF-related non-fiction.

Today’s non-fiction spotlight is something of a premiere, because this is the first non-fiction spotlight I’ve posted for a book to which I contributed. Though that’s far from the only reason to check it out.

So I’m thrilled to welcome Jim Beard, editor of Rising Sun Reruns: Memories of Japanese TV Shows from Today’s Grown-up Kids, to my blog today.

Rising Sun Reruns, edited by Jim BeardTell us about your book.

RISING SUN RERUNS is an ode to all the great imported Japanese TV shows we watched as kids from the 60s up to the 90s. Twenty-five writers have gathered to tell tales of their childhoods spent watching such shows as ULTRAMAN, SPEED RACER, KIMBA THE WHITE LION, JOHNNY SOKKO, BATTLE OF THE PLANETS, ROBOTECH, STARBLAZERS, and MIGHTY MORPHIN’ POWER RANGERS.

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I’m a writer, editor, and small press publisher of adventure fiction and pop culture non-fiction. I love the classic pulp style of storytelling, and I love sifting through memories to paint pictures of times gone by.

What prompted you to write/edit this book?

RISING SUN RERUNS is the third in a series I call “Memories from Today’s Grown-Up Kids.” I look for things I loved as a kid that I think others might enjoy not only writing about, but also reading about. I loved imported Japanese TV shows when i was growing up, and they seemed like a perfect theme to continue the series.

Why should SFF fans in general and Hugo voters in particular read this book?

In all honesty, not only because they themselves might have spent their own childhoods watching the shows, but because I hope they’ll also see some common threads and connective tissue between those times of their own and the writers who are presenting their personal memories. It can be such a wonderful feeling to read one of these essays and say, “Hey! That’s ME right there! That kid is me!”

Do you have any cool facts or tidbits that you unearthed during your research, but that did not make it into the final book?

Only that I came across even more shows I wish we had included in this volume – the wealth of Japanese series is amazing, and I’m continuously surprised to discover more that made it to our shores that I didn’t know about before.

SFF-related non-fiction is somewhat sidelined by the big genre awards, since the Nebulas have no non-fiction category and the Best Related Work Hugo category has become something of a grab bag of anything that doesn’t fit elsewhere. So why do you think SFF-related non-fiction is important?

Because of the width and breadth of SF and Fantasy in pop culture, and how we all as fans have connection points throughout it. I personally love coming across a non-fiction book on a subject I love, whether well-known or obscure, and while I myself am chugging away on doing my own publications, I can’t wait to see what other editors and publishers are doing. We’ve only scratched the surface of what can be discussed, debated, and delivered in SFF non-fiction.

Are there any other great SFF-related non-fiction works or indeed anything else (books, stories, essays, writers, magazines, films, TV shows, etc…) you’d like to recommend?

Just off the top of my head, a few of my all-time favorites (and ones that inspired me in my publishing) are THE OFFICIAL BATMAN BAT-BOOK by Joel Eisner, MONKEE MAGIC by Melanie Mitchell, KAIJU FOR HIPSTERS by Kevin Derendorf, MONSTER MASH by Mark Voger, and the forur volumes of THE ALL-STAR COMPANION by Roy Thomas. I can also recommend anything by writer/editor Rich Handley, and pretty much anything Twomorrows Pub. puts out.

Where can people buy your book?

 

Where can people find you?

On Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thebeardjimbeard

On Twitter: @writerjimbeard

On Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/author/jimbeard

Thank you, Jim, for stopping by and answering my questions. Do check out Rising Sun Reruns: Memories of Japanese TV Shows from Today’s Grown-up Kids, because it’s a great anthology. And no, I’m not just saying that, because I have an essay in the book.

About Rising Sun Reruns: Memories of Japanese TV Shows from Today’s Grown-up Kids:

TIME FOR TOKUSATSU!

From the 1960s to the 1990s children in the West were gifted with a bounty of amazing TV shows to watch and enjoy—but it wasn’t nearly enough to satisfy their voracious appetites for adventure! It took an intriguing immigration of imported shows from the East to fill their afternoons with all the fun and fantasy they craved!

Grab a TV tray and hunker down in the family den with a group of grown-up kids as they reminisce about their favorite exotic Japanese TV shows of yore! In these pages you will find glowing memories of flights of fancy such as Ultraman, Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot, Astro Boy, Battle of the Planets, Space Giants, Speed Racer, Robotech, and many, many more—including a few you may never even heard of!

Writer-editor Jim Beard adds to his Memories from Today’s Grown-Up Kids series of pop culture nostalgia books with RISING SUN RERUNS, a tantalizing trip into the past when discovering a strange show from Japan alongside your other favorite series was not a weird thing at all…it was downright wonderful!

Cover Illustration by Adam Benet Shaw
Logo Design and Formatting by Maggie Ryel

 

About Jim Beard:

 

Jim Beard pounds out adventure fiction with classic pulp style and flair.

A native Toledoan, he was introduced to comic books at an early age by his father, who passed on to him a love for the medium and the pulp characters who preceded it. After decades of reading, collecting and dissecting comics, Jim became a published writer when he sold a story to DC Comics in 2002. Since that time he’s written official Spider-Man, X-Files, and Planet of the Apes prose fiction, Star Wars and Ghostbusters comic stories, and contributed articles and essays to several volumes of comic book history.

His prose work also includes GOTHAM CITY 14 MILES, a book of essays on the 1966 Batman TV series; SGT. JANUS, SPIRIT-BREAKER, a collection of pulp ghost stories featuring an Edwardian occult detective; MONSTER EARTH, a shared-world giant monster anthology; and CAPTAIN ACTION: RIDDLE OF THE GLOWING MEN, the first pulp prose novel based on the classic 1960s action figure.

Jim is also the co-publisher at Flinch Books, a small-press pulp house.

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Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre: “Help”

It’s time for another Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre photo story. The name “Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre” was coined by Kevin Beckett at the Whetstone Discord server. You can check out all of the Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Photo Stories here.

At Snake Mountain:

Skeletor announced his latest plan to Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw and Mantenna“You called, Lord Skeletor?”

“Yes, my Evil Warriors. I called you here to hear and execute my latest glorious plan.”

“D… does it involve capturing Adora for the Mighty Hordak?”

“All in due time, Mantenna. After all, Hordak and I have a deal. He – or rather you – help me capture Man-at-Arms and I shall help him recapture Princess Adora.”

“Ahem and why are we capturing Man-at-Arms, boss?”

“So he can build machines and weapons for us, Trap Jaw. And tell me all about the secrets of Castle Grayskull and how to kill He-Man, while he’s at it.”

“Uhm, I’m pretty sure Tri-Klops won’t like that, boss. After all, he is our tech guy.”

“I don’t care what Tri-Klops thinks. If he doesn’t want to be replaced, maybe he should come up with inventions that actually work.”

Skeletor lords over Mantenna, Evil-Lyn and Trap Jaw“More importantly, my Lord, why do you think Man-at-Arms will help you? Have you forgotten that he hates your guts and with good reason, too? After all, you murdered his lover before his eyes and had him thrown into the dungeon together with the Orolax. He will never, ever agree to work for you.”

“He will, if he knows what’s good for him, Lyn. Cause if he doesn’t cooperate, he’ll feel pain like he’s never felt before. After all, Beast-Man is itching to use that new whip of his on some soft human flesh.”

“Last I saw, Duncan’s flesh was anything but soft. In fact, his muscles are impressively hard for a man his age…”

“I’m itching to use some of my weapons on Duncan, too, boss. After all, he was the one who got me sacked from the King’s service and he broke my jaw, too. I owe him.”

“Anyway, you can torture Duncan all you want, but he still won’t work for you and he won’t talk either. He’d rather die.”

“Then he will die. But first, we’ll get to have some fun with him, Lynnie.”

“Oh, I can sure think of many ways to have fun with Duncan. Many, many ways…”

“Me, too. Starting with breaking his jaw.”

“Then what are you waiting for, imbeciles? Bring me Man-at-Arms! Preferably alive and in one piece!”

Skeletor sends his Evil Warriors on a mission.“As you command, my Lord.”

“Okey-dokey, Boss.”

“W…why are we wasting time with this? We should be finding and capturing Adora, so I can go home.”

“Shut up, Hordling!”

“M… my name is not Hordling. It’s Ma…Mantenna.”

***

Meanwhile, in the garden of Eternos Palace:

He-Man and Teela kiss“I really like this new power and armour upgrade, Adam. We should go somewhere more private, so I can very thoroughly inspect all the changes.”

“Ahem, Teela, you know that I have to change back before we…”

“Of course. But until then, I get to admire the view. So come on, He-Man. Let’s go on an extended patrol of the outer perimeter. A very extended patrol…”

Orko interrupts He-Man and Teela kissing.“Guys, guys…!

“Orko, what the…?!”He-Man and Teela talk to Orko“What’s the matter, Orko? Is anything wrong? Is the palace under attack?”

“No, I just wanted to show you my latest magic trick.”

“That’s really nice of you, Orko. But maybe later. We were just about to embark on a patrol of the outer perimeter.”

“Oh, can I come? I can help you keep an eye out for the bad guys. And maybe we can have a picnic like in the old days?”

He-Man and Teela talk to Orko“I’m sorry, Orko, but it’s too dangerous. Skeletor’s minions could attack at any moment.”

“That’s okay. My magic actually works properly now… well, most of the time.”

“There might be Shadow Beasts. And Rock Monsters…”

“…and Dragons.”

“Shadow Beasts and Dragons? Are you sure you don’t need any help? Cause I fought Shadow Beasts in Subternia and…”

“We’ll be fine, Orko, honestly. Why don’t you head over to Dad’s workshop? I’m sure he could use some help and maybe you can show him your new trick.”

“Okay, guys, if you don’t want my help…”

***

Later, at the outer perimeter:

Adam and Teela are kissing in the wilderness.“Poor Orko. I feel sorry about leaving him behind. After all, we do take Cringer along sometimes.”

“Cringer makes a nice soft pillow. And he doesn’t talk.”

“Orko doesn’t talk either. After all, he kept He-Man’s secret for years.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t have foisted him on Dad. He’s busy enough as it is.”

“Oh come on, your father loves Orko. And besides, his magic does work now… well, most of the time.”

“Yes, Orko only managed to break a single egg, since he came back. Of course, it did land on Dad’s head, but still…”

***

Meanwhile, in Man-at-Arms’ workshop:

Duncan and Fisto in Man-at-Arms' workshop

The little toolbox is intended for dollhouses, but it’s the right scale, so I got one for Duncan.

“So, brother of mine, because I know you’ll only be grumpy if I don’t ask, what mechanical miracle are you working on today?”

“Why, thank you for asking, Malcolm. It’s a techno-magical sword for He-Man, just in case he is ever separated from his Power Sword. The Sorceress and I were working on it, before she… she… sniff.”

“And how would He-Man ever be separated from his Power Sword? After all, that boy truly packs a punch. Prince Adam, on the other hand, tends to lose his sword. The sword that we’re not supposed to notice looks exactly like the Power Sword.”

“Shut up, Malcolm!”

Orko visits Duncan and Malcolm in Duncan's workshop.“Man-at-Arms, Man-at-Arms, can I show you my new magic trick?”

“Sigh. Not now, Orko. I’m engaged in some very delicate techno-magical work here.”

“Magical? I can help. My magic works now… well, most of the time, and…”

“Orko, this is very delicate work. He-Man’s life could depend on me getting this right.”

“So you don’t want my help either? Just like Adam and Teela. They didn’t want to take me along on their patrol of the outer perimeter.”

“Oh, I bet they didn’t.”

“Shut up, Malcolm.”

“Nobody wants me. I’m just a liability.”

“That’s not true, Orko. We’re all glad to have you back with us.”

“Then why didn’t Adam and Teela take me along on their patrol?”

“Because they… well, they want to do whatever you and Dree-Elle do, when you’re all alone.”

“You mean they… they’re rubbing noses?!!”

“Snort.”

“Yes, Orko, Adam and Teela are rubbing noses.”

“Oh, I’m sure they’re rubbing a lot more than that.”

“Shut up, Malcolm!”

Orko with Duncan and Fisto“Please, Man-at-Arms, can I help? I’ll be good, I promise.”

“Sigh. All right, Orko, you can help. But no magic, understood? Just hand me the tools from the toolbox.”

“No magic, as you command. Just tools.”

“All right, then give me a hammer, please.”

Orko gives Duncan a wire cutter.“That’s a wire cutter, Orko, not a hammer.”

“Sorry, Man-at-Arms. I’ll get it right, I promise.”

“Snicker.”

“Malcolm…”

“Yes, I know, I’ll shut up.”

Orko gives Man-at-Arms Mjolnir

Yes, Orko is worthy.

“Not that hammer, Orko. Where did you even get that? That’s not yours.”

“That nice Thor we met lately said I could keep it, if I can carry it. Odd, it’s not even all that heavy. After all, it’s not as if I’m He-Man.”

“Just put that away and give me a proper hammer.”

Orko finally gives Duncan a hammer.“That’s more like it. Thank you, Orko.”

“You’re welcome. I’m always happy to help.”

“I know, Orko, I know.”

Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw and Mantenna invade Duncan's workshop.CRASH! BOOM!

“What the…?”

“In the name of Skeletor, Overlord of Destruction, stay where you are or face the consequences.”

Duncan and Malcolm fight Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw and Mantenna.“Stay back, Orko! We’ll handle this.”

“Yeah, we’ll just take out the trash.”

Mantenna freezes Duncan and Malcolm“Well, you clearly want to do this the hard way. Hordling, do your thing!”

“Th… the name is Ma… Mantenna, not Hordling.”

ZAPP!

Mantenna freezes Duncan and Malcolm“C…can’t move.”

“The Hordling…”

“Mantenna. For the last time, my name is Mantenna.”

“Whatever. He has frozen you with his stun beam. You, Duncan, are now a prisoner of Skeletor. Chain him up, Trap Jaw.”

“With pleasure.”

“Got to help them. I’ve got to help Man-at-Arms and Fisto. But how?”

Evil-Lyn threatens Duncan.“Skeletor has plans for you, Duncan. So do I.”

“If Skeletor thinks that I’d ever work for him, then he’s mistaken. I’d rather die.”

“That’s exactly what I told him, but he just wouldn’t listen. And make no mistake, Duncan, he will kill you. He’s always hated you, since long before he was Skeletor. But if you’re nice to me, maybe I’ll make you my personal pet.”

“Leave him alone, Witch. He’s spoken for and I’m gay.”

“Is that so, Fisto? Maybe we should take you along for Tri-Klops to play with then.”

“I really must help them. But how? I know.”

POOF!

Evil-Lyn threatens Duncan, while Orko appears behind Trap Jaw with Mjolnir in his hand.“Oh, we’ll have a lot of fun before Skeletor finally kills you, Duncan. So much fun.”

CONK!

“What in the name of Horokoth…?”

Orko confronts Evil-Lyn“Orko?!”

“Stop threatening my friends, Lyn. I don’t want to fight you, but I will, if I must. And my magic works much better now, since you brought me back from the dead.”

“I’m really not in the mood for this, Orko. Hordling, freeze him!”

“Ma… Mantenna. The name is Mantenna.”

ZAPP!

Orko confronts Evil-Lyn“His stun beams won’t work on me, Lyn. I’m immune against Horde tech and magic. So stand down. I don’t want to hurt you, but I will.”

“Ah well, for old times’sake. And because I do have a soft spot for you and for Duncan here.”

Evil-Lyn relents and frees Duncan.“Hordling, take Trap Jaw and go!”

“The name’s still Mantenna.”

“What a pity, Duncan! We could have had so much fun together.”

ZAPP!

CLATTER…

Evil-Lyn frees Duncan, while Mantenna carries off the unconscious Trap Jaw.“Looks like today is your lucky day, Duncan. But don’t think I’ll be so merciful next time we meet. Unless you make it worth my while, that is…”

“What do you want, Lyn?”

“Isn’t that obvious? And here I thought you were smart.”

“Ugh, he’s heavy.”

Evil-Lyn and Mantenna leave with the unconscious Trap Jaw.“Be seeing you.”

“Ske… Skeletor won’t like this, Evil-Lyn. And the… the Mighty Hordak won’t like it either. Cause the Mi… Mighty Mordak had a deal with Skeletor. We help you capture h… him and Skeletor helps us capture Adora.”

“Let me worry about Skeletor, Hordling. As for Hordak, you may want to remind him who it was that freed him from Despondos and that he’s very welcome.”

“You freed Hordak from Despondos, Lyn?! Cause I don’t think that was a good idea.”

“Well, it seemed like one at the time. Bye, boys. I’m sure we’ll meet again. Nice tea set, by the way.”

“Don’t mock me, Lyn.”

“I wasn’t mocking you, Duncan. It is a nice tea set.”

Duncan, Malcolm and Orko celebrate driving off Evil-Lyn and Mantenna.“Man-at-Arms, Fisto, are you all right?”

“Thanks to you, little friend.”

“Uh, now that was something else. Is there anything you want to tell me about you and Evil-Lyn, brother?”

“Shut up, Malcolm.”

He-Man and Teela return to the damaged workshop.“Dad, Uncle Malcolm, Orko, what happened here? Why is there a huge hole in the wall? Did Ram-Man forget his keys… again? Or did one of Orko’s spells misfire… again?”

“We had visitors. Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw and a Horde creature named Mantenna.”

“What…? What did they want? Did they want to steal the new sword or…?”

“From the looks of it, I’d say that Evil-Lyn wanted to make your father her own personal sex slave.”

“What?!

“Shut up, Malcolm. Teela, put the guards on high alert! I fear the Horde may be going after Princess Adora again.”

“Adora? By Zoar, we much protect her. I’m not letting the Horde take her again.”

“And we will, He-Man. We will protect Adora. They got lucky today. They won’t get lucky again.”

“This is all our fault. We should never have left the palace undefended. Dad and Adora might have been taken, while we…”

Duncan hugs Orko, while He-Man, Teela and Malcolm look on.“It’s all right, Teela. We handled it. And it’s all thanks to Orko here. Come on, little buddy, let me give you a big hug.”

“Oh, Man-at-Arms is feeling manly emotions.”

“Don’t push your luck, Orko.”

***

Inspired by the unlikely bond Orko and Evil-Lyn develop during their adventures in Masters of the Universe: Revelation as well as by the fact that the same show also revealed that Evil-Lyn has a thing for Duncan.

The reason behind Trap Jaw’s appearnace varies in the different versions of Masters of the Universe, though the 2002 cartoon revealed that Trap Jaw was once a mercenary/criminal named Kronis with two arms and a regular jaw. In some of the comics, Skeletor is the one who shatters Kronis’ jaw and arm, after Kronis launches a rebellion against him, and is responsible for turning Kronis into Trap Jaw. However, in the Netflix CGI show, a young Duncan is the one who breaks Kronis’ jaw and is also revealed to be Kronis’ former apprentice. I kind of like that version, since it gives Trap Jaw a very personal reason to dislike Duncan, so I kept it.

Oh yes, and I might just have outed Tri-Klops.

I hope you enjoyed this Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Photo Story. There will be more stories coming in the future, because I’m having a lot of fun doing these.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, I just bought some toys, took photos of them and wrote little scenes to go with those photos. All characters are copyright and trademark their respective owners.

 

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First Monday Free Fiction: Rude Awakening

Demon Summoning for Beginners by Cora BuhlertWelcome to the October 2022 edition of First Monday Free Fiction.

To recap, inspired by Kristine Kathryn Rusch who posts a free short story every week on her blog, I’ll post a free story on the first Monday of every month. At the end of the month, I’ll take the story down and post another.

October is the spooky month, so let’s have a spooky story. This one is a story from my collection Demon Summoning for Beginners and  recounts what happens when a college student accidentally summons the eldritch forces of Cthulhu.

So follow Billy Choi as he experiences a…

Rude Awakening

It had been a long day and an even longer night for Billy Choi. A long night full of beer and pot and potato chips and attempting to decipher ancient manuscripts for his MA thesis on occult beliefs in New England in the late nineteenth and early twentieth century.

So when Billy finally fell asleep in his dorm room amidst scattered potato chips, empty beer bottles and scrolls of parchment — not even aware that the ancient scrolls and grimoires he’d analysed for his thesis had started to glow eerily in the dark — he certainly deserved a good night’s rest. Too bad he didn’t even get that.

For his dreams — and a really sweet dream of finally getting to third base with Melanie Simmons it was, too — were roughly interrupted by a wailing noise, as if a hundred cats had decided to get amorous all at once. The wailing was following by a persistent scratching sound, like the world’s longest nails on the world’s biggest chalkboard.

“Go away,” Billy mumbled, for in his dream, Melanie had just invited him to a round of skinny dipping in the lake by the campus and she was just about to take her top off and Billy was just about to get a good look at what he’d wanted to see and touch ever since he’d first seen Melanie in the Fantastic Literature of New England class earlier this semester.

However, the sounds did not go away. On the contrary, they grew even worse, even louder, noisier, impossible to ignore. In Billy’s dream, Melanie paused on the cusp of taking her top off and instead began to speak in a deep rumbling voice of death and doom and finally coming home to Earth to devour all that defiled it.

Even in the middle of the best dream he’d had in ages, Billy thought that the pot he’d smoked last night probably hadn’t been a good idea. Instead of going to a reputable dealer — insofar as there was such a thing as a reputable drug dealer — Billy had bought the pot from Jason Whitmore instead. And Jason was known all around campus not just as a notorious stoner but also notoriously broke. So it made sense that he’d tried to sell bad pot to Billy.

And still the wailing, the scratching and the deep rumbling voice did not go away, though Melanie did, swallowed up by a gigantic mouth sprouting monstrous tentacles. So Billy finally, reluctantly opened his eyes.

The sky outside the window was red, blood red. Must be one hell of a sunrise, only that sunrise usually came far too early for any civilised person to be awake to see it. And the scratching sound was someone knocking on or rather scratching on the window of Billy’s dorm room.

“Go away. Leave me alone.”

He turned over in bed and was just about to close his eyes again, when a thought occurred to him.

“Unless you’re Melanie. But you’re not Melanie, aren’t you?”

Of course not. Because if it were Melanie who was knocking on his window in the middle of the night — or dawn or whatever this was — it would mean that finally something would go right in Billy’s life. And the universe just didn’t like him that much to make anything in his life go right.

“You sssummmoned ussss,” the voice outside the window said. Definitely not Melanie. Unless she’d turned into a basso profundo overnight that was.

With a sigh, Billy turned over in bed again and forced his eyes open.

“Go away,” he repeated.

***

This story was available for free on this blog for one month only, but you can still read it in Demon Summoning for Beginners. And if you click on the First Monday Free Fiction tag, you can read this month’s free story.

 

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New Releases, New Arrivals and Other News

This was a busy week for me, because I have not one but two new releases to announce.

New Edge Sword and Sorcery #0

For starters, issue 0 of New Edge Sword & Sorcery Magazine has just come out with fiction and non-fiction by Howard Andrew Jones, Brian Murphy, Milton J. Davis, Nicole Emmelhainz, David C. Smith, Dariel R.A. Quiogue, Remco van Straten and Angeline B. Adams, Bryn Hammond, J.M. Clarke, T.K. Rex, Robin Marx, editor Oliver Brackenbury and yours truly. The cover art is by Gilead.

My piece in issue 0 of New Edge is an essay about C.L. Moore and Jirel of Joiry. The electronic edition of New Edge No. 0 is free and the print editions are fairly cheap, so what are you waiting for? Get it here!

And while on the subject of C.L. Moore, two weeks ago I was on the Postcards from a Dying World podcast, discussing C.L. Moore’s debut story “Shambleau” with host David Agranoff and editor/author Greg Cox. You can listen to the episode in question here.

Rising Sun Reruns, edited by Jim Beard

I also have an essay in Rising Sun Reruns: Memories of Japanese TV Shows from Today’s Grown-up Kids, edited by Jim Beard. My essay is about watching anime shows on West German TV in the 1970s and 1980s with a particular focus on the Captain Future anime show. Get the book here.

In other news, my Hugo win was mentioned in the alumni newsletter of the University of Bremen.

Meanwhile, my quest to get nice plastic recreations of all the heroes and villains of my youth continues with another cartoon favourite from the 1980s, Defenders of the Earth.

Now the Defenders of the Earth cartoon is a lot more obscure than He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, She-Ra: Princess of Power and other heavy hitters of the era, even though it featured an all star cast of classic comic characters, since the show had Flash Gordon, the Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar and their respective kids team up to battle Ming the Merciless.

Nowadays, heroes teaming up to fight a villain who’s too powerful for one of them to deal with alone is common in filmic media and this is indeed how the Marvel Cinematic Universe was built. But back in the 1980s, crossovers and shared universes didn’t really exist in filmic media, not even in cartoons based on comics which had been doing that sort of thing for decades, because of the mistaken belief that too many heroes were confusing for the viewer. Even the various Marvel and DC based cartoons that were around in the 1980s and 1990s did not cross over with each other, even though the characters lived in the same universe and often the same city.

Defenders of the Earth really was a pioneer, since it brought together four of King’s Features classic newspaper comic heroes from the 1930s (plus a guest appearance by Prince Valiant).  Of course, in my mind all the characters from all the media I consumed as well as my original creations already lived in the same universe and interacted with each other, but seeing this actually happen on TV was something of a sensation, if blunted by the fact that Flash Gordon and Ming were the only characters I recognised from the 1930s Flash Gordon serials, which I had watched a few years before and did not particularly care for, because they were really badly dated by the mid 1980s. I can now appreciate the 1930s Flash Gordon serials for what they are, but viewed from the POV of a teen in the 1980s who’d seen Star Wars, Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica, they really were underwhelming, though Charles Middleton did make for a great Ming the Merciless.

I remember sitting in the living room, watching cartoons, when my Mom came in and asked me what I was watching. “It’s a Flash Gordon cartoon,” I told her, “Only that there are a bunch of other people in it as well.”

“Oh, it’s Phantom,” my Mom exclaimed and settled down to watch, because it turned out that she had been a fan of the Phantom newspaper comic strip decades before, when the local paper was still running comic strips. We eventually identified Mandrake as another vaguely remembered comic strip character from way back, though neither of us remembered or recognised Lothar from the Mandrake comic, probably because comic Lothar looked quite different. And by the way, can we celebrate for a moment how amazing it is that Mandrake the Magician could have a black best friend who was very much his equal in a comic that debuted in 1934? Yes, the way Lothar is drawn in the early comics is quite racist by modern standards, but the fact that we have a black superhero in the 1930s is amazing in itself.

Anyway, I quickly fell in love with the Defenders of the Earth cartoon, probably my last real cartoon love. There were many cartoons I liked after that – Miyuki, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gargoyles, the 1993 X-Men cartoon, Batman: The Animated Series, the 1990s Jonny Quest, The Simpsons, the night forgotten WildC.A.T.S. cartoon – but Defenders of the Earth was last one I was obsessed with, because I was ageing out of the demographic for western cartoons by that time. Indeed, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon premiered only a year after Defenders of the Earth, but while I watched it and liked it all right, it would never occur to me to buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures, because I had aged out of the target demographic by then.

As for why this particular cartoon, which was never all that popular, appealed to me so much, I guess it was the found family aspect I loved, because Defenders of the Earth is essentially the story of four single dads banding together to raise their kids and fight an alien invasion.

Which brings me to another thing Defenders of the Earth did way before any other western cartoon did it, namely kill a prominent character on screen. There is of course Bambi’s mother, whose death traumatised generations of children, but otherwise western cartoons didn’t kill off any characters before the 1990s. Defenders of the Earth, however, kills off Dale Arden in the first episode. And Dale isn’t just killed, Ming literally tortures her to death. There isn’t any blood, but by mid 1980s standards this was shocking stuff, because no one ever really died in cartoons. Anthony from Candy, Candy was the only other cartoon character I’d seen die on screen at the time and that was anime, where the rules are different. Transformers – The Movie killed off Optimus Prime on screen, also in 1986, but I did not see that film until much later.

Pretty much any cartoon or toyline that was popular during my youth has by now come back, usually in a much nicer form than back in the day. Of the heavy hitters of the 1980s, M.A.S.K. and Jem and the Holograms are the only ones which never really came back – I’ve even seen new Strawberry Shortcake toys around. Defenders of the Earth, however, was always a more obscure cartoon and so I expected the chances of ever seeing a revival and/or action figures were about as high as the chances of ever getting a Galaxy Rangers or Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors or Sabre Rider and the Star Sheriffs revival and/or toys, i.e. pretty low.

So imagine my surprise when I saw gorgeous action figures of Flash Gordon, Phantom and Ming the Merciless in their Defenders of the Earth look to commemorate the 35th anniversary of the cartoon in 2021. There also are versions of the characters that are based on the original comic strip look, but I prefer the cartoon look, especially for Ming, who looks way too much like the yellow peril cliché he started out as in his comic strip look.

I initially dithered because of the price tag and then considered getting just Phantom, who was always my favourite, but then I got a really good deal on all three Defenders of the Earth figures and pulled the trigger. Yesterday, they arrived and they look great:

Phantom, Flash Gordon and Ming the MercilessFlash Gordon and Ming the Merciless are fencing, which is only fair, because Ming did murder Flash’s wife. I had problems getting Phantom to hold his gun, so he’s just flexing his fists for now. Though I did get him a jungle friend in the form of a Schleich panther (Phantom’s daughter Jedda has a pet panther in the cartoon). I wanted to get him a wolf, too, since Phantom has a wolf companion in the comics, but the drugstore did not have a Schleich wolf. The little blue critter is Zuffy, who was the alien pet of Mandrake’s young son in the cartoon, but was packaged with Phantom for reasons unknown.

BTW, my Mom, who doesn’t even recognise or remember He-Man, in spite of being right there in the room with me, when I watched the cartoon, immediately recognised the Defenders, when I showed them to her.

The manufacturer NECA is also making Mandrake the Magician and Lothar in their cartoon look and they will join their pals as soon as they become available. I also really hope they’ll make the four kids, because the family aspect was one of the big draws of the cartoon for me.

In the women and motherless way of 1980s kids cartoons, the Defenders of the Earth were portrayed as four single dads. Flash was a widower and it was implied that Phantom was, too. As for Mandrake and Lothar, both were portrayed as straight in the newspaper comic, but the cartoon implied that they were a couple, which went completely over my head as a kid, but is very obvious when rewatching these cartoons as an adult. Indeed, 1980s cartoons are full of characters that are obviously gay, when you rewatch them as an adult, and also gave us plenty of examples of non-standard families. The usual busybodies were way too worried that those cartoons were trying to sell us plastic toys (well, they were and still do) and glorified violence to realise that those cartoons were also selling us positive examples of gay couples and non-traditional families along with plastic toys and those little safety tips and moral messages tagged on at the end. And yes, I’m certain that this was 100 percent intentional, so well done, cartoon studios.

However, as explained here, in my head canon, Phantom found a new love after losing his wife and is in a longtime relationship with Maud Daniels who looks a lot like She-Hulk, but is a character I created after buying a She-Hulk figure without knowing the character’s name or backstory. And since there’s currently a She-Hulk series running on Disney+ (more reviews of that coming soon), there’s also a very nice She-Hulk figure in the Marvel Legends action figure series, which matches the Defenders of the Earth figures in scale. So I ordered her and Phantom will soon be reunited with Maud.

In the meantime, I also had some fun having Flash and Phantom fight Ming over my Hugo trophy, which looks like something out of the original Flash Gordon comic strip:

Flash Gordon and Phantom fight Ming the Merciless over the 2022 Hugo trophy.

 

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Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month for September 2022

Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month
It’s that time of the month again, time for “Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month”.

So what is “Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month”? It’s a round-up of speculative fiction by indie and small press authors newly published this month, though some August books I missed the last time around snuck in as well. The books are arranged in alphabetical order by author. So far, most links only go to Amazon.com, though I may add other retailers for future editions.

Once again, we have new releases covering the whole broad spectrum of speculative fiction. This month, we have urban fantasy, epic fantasy, cozy fantasy, paranormal mystery, planetary romance, space opera, military science fiction, science fiction romance, near future science fiction romance, weird western, horror, speculative poetry, vampires, werewolves, wizards, dragons, aliens, space cadets, cursed thieves, blood curses, artificial intelligence, magical tea shops, talking cats, crime-busting witches, intergalactic playboys and much more.

Don’t forget that Indie Speculative Fiction of the Month is also crossposted to the Speculative Fiction Showcase, a group blog run by Jessica Rydill and myself, which features new release spotlights, guest posts, interviews and link round-ups regarding all things speculative fiction several times per week.

As always, I know the authors at least vaguely, but I haven’t read all of the books, so Caveat emptor.

And now on to the books without further ado:

Nightswept by Odette C. BellNightswept Episode 1 by Odette C. Bell:

They say night will always lift. Day must come. But when the light threatens to leave the Coalition for good, only two cadets will stand in its way.

When Samantha, a promising cadet with a chip on her shoulder, barely survives a cataclysmic attack on an observation world, it takes her memories and leaves her with an ancient gift. A force now resides in her mind, and it has removed all her recollections. She can only recall one memory – and one man – Bastien Vanguard, the galaxy’s richest playboy and her greatest enemy.

Bastien can’t stand her, but only he can unlock her memories and save the Coalition before it’s too late. For forces align to tear it down once and for all. Can two enemies come together to save the Milky Way, or will they tear each other apart?

….

Nightswept follows a playboy and an amnesiac cadet fighting to save the universe from darkness. If you love your space operas with action, heart, and a splash of romance, grab Nightswept Episode One today and soar free with an Odette C. Bell series.

Nightswept is the 19th Galactic Coalition Academy series. A sprawling, epic, and exciting sci-fi world where cadets become heroes and hearts are always won, each series can be read separately, so plunge in today.

Star's Guardian by Odette C. BellStar’s Guardian by Odette C. Bell:

To protect, is to change the course of history. Fail, though, and you’ll fall.

Grace Smith is about to fall, and there’s nothing that can stop her. She was destined to lose the sacred energy pumping in her veins since birth. The multiverse has always had a plan for her, and now that dark plan unfolds, one dead body at a time.

Grace is used to running from the dark forces hell-bent on murdering her, and she’s good at it. Then she runs into the one man she can’t escape. Alex Round, Supreme Outer Guardian. When he picks her up on a backwater planet by accident, he thinks she’s a pointless distraction. Then hell unravels, and the fabric of reality fractures with it. At its heart sits the one woman he must now protect, no matter what.

Can someone who has run her whole life stop still long enough to accept the help of the only man who can save her? Or will she tumble into the arms or danger and take the rest of the multiverse with her?

Star’s Guardian follows a runaway and a lieutenant fighting through secrets to save a lost universe. If you love your space operas with action, heart, and a splash of romance, grab Star’s Guardian Book One today and soar free with an Odette C. Bell series.

Tales from a Magical Teashop by Casey BlairTales from a Magical Teashop by Casey Blair:

Add a dash of joy and imagination to your day with tales of a magical tea that summons cats to snuggle or enables its recipients to exhale sparkles, hilarious combat with aggressive fantasy ingredients while others turn invisible out of shyness, and the day-to-day management of a shop dealing in the unexpected. These are quick stories ranging from silly to bittersweet that can be read as you wait for your tea kettle to boil.

Tales from a Magical Teashop is a stand-alone short story collection set in the world of Tea Princess Chronicles that functions as an introduction to the series with hidden gems for those who’ve read it, featuring scenes set in a shop serving teas made from magical ingredients as well as bonus scenes from the perspectives of fan-favorite characters.

Brew up a cup of tea, and enjoy a little interlude away at a magical teashop!

Light-hearted, comforting, and satisfying, brighten your day with a collection of magical teashop stories from the world of the cozy fantasy series Tea Princess Chronicles.

Queer Weird West Tales, edited by Julie BozzaQueer Weird West Tales, edited by Julie Bozza:

Frontiers have always attracted the Other – where they find that the Other is always already there. These 22 stories explore what happens when queer characters encounter weirdness on the edge of the worlds they know.

Authors include: Julie Bozza, J.A. Bryson, Dannye Chase, S.E. Denton, Miguel Flores, Adele Gardner, Roy Gray, KC Grifant, Peter Hackney, Bryn Hammond, Narrelle M Harris, Justin Warren Jackson, Toshiya Kamei, Catherine Lundoff, Bunny McFadden, Angus McIntyre, Atlin Merrick, Eleanor Musgrove, Jennifer Lee Rossman, Lauren Scharhag, Sara L. Uckelman, and Dawn Vogel.

United We Kill by Jonathan P. Brazee and J.N. ChaneyUnited We Kill by Jonathan P. Brazee and J.N. Chaney:

Humankind is under the gravest threat in its history.

The enemy Naxli keep advancing, taking humans prisoner and destroying human worlds. But this isn’t the Naxli’s first rodeo, and humanity is not alone.

Other races have suffered at the hands of the enemy, and they’ve proposed that humanity join them and present a united front to defeat the Naxli once and for all.

The Congress of Humanity deploys the First Human Expeditionary Brigade to join with the alien military to take the fight to the Naxli. But with seventeen known “allies,” all with different goals and perspectives, how can they form a unified, integrated fighting force? It’s been hard enough for humans to cooperate throughout history, and now the problem has just logarithmically increased.

Still, a mission is a mission, and Gunnery Sergeant Reverent Pelletier, Perseus Union Marine Corps, is going to do what he can to create an effective fighting unit, even if he has to beat in some alien heads to get it done.

Orbs of Wisdom by Lindsay BurokerOrbs of Wisdom by Lindsay Buroker:

With his mother’s life at stake and the entire world threatened by powerful dragons, the sand in the hour glass is running out for Jak Freedar. He and his allies must find the ancient Orbs of Wisdom and hope they hold the solutions to the problems plaguing humanity and the dragons before it’s too late.

This is the final installment in the Dragon Gate saga!

 

 

Mark of the Fool by J.M. ClarkeMark of the Fool by J.M. Clarke:

The gods chose him. He said no.

After his parents died, Alex Roth had one desire: become a wizard. Through hard work, he was accepted into the University of Generasi, the world’s greatest academy of wizardry…

Fate, however, had other plans.

On his eighteenth birthday, he is Marked by prophecy as one of his kingdom’s five Heroes, chosen to fight the Ravener, his land’s great enemy. But his brand is ‘The Fool’. Worst of the marks.

Rather than die or serve other Heroes like past Fools, he takes a stand, rejects divine decree…and leaves. With his little sister, his childhood friend, and her cerberus, Alex flees for the university, hoping to research the mystery of the Ravener. He’ll make lifelong friends, learn magic from mad wizards, practice alchemy, fight mana vampires and try to pay tuition.

There’s one small problem. The Mark insists on preventing the Fool from learning and casting spells, while enhancing skills outside of divinity, combat, and spellcraft…

…that is, unless he learns to exploit the hell out of it.

Blood Curse by Rachel FordBlood Curse by Rachel Ford:

A terrible curse. A dangerous weapon. An impossible mystery.

With all the residents of Little Eerie turned to goblins by an ancient blood curse, Apprentice Wizard Idun Wintermoon and sellsword Liss Forlatt are in a race against time to undo the curse before goblin hunters show up and kill the hapless villagers.

To unravel the secret of the blood curse, they’re going to need to get their hands on the blood of a royal. A present day, very much alive royal.

And it just might be easier to pull dragon teeth.

Older, Wiser, Witchier by Lily Harper HartOlder, Wiser, Witchier by Lily Harper Hart:

Four women. Four great loves. One great partnership.

It’s been years since Ivy Morgan, Harper Harlow, Maddie Graves, and Rowan Gray married the loves of their lives and decided to settle down. Since that time, they’ve joined together to form a fearsome magical quartet. The plan was to stand with one another. Now that plan is being put to the test.

While out morel hunting with her brother, daughter, and nephews, Ivy stumbles across a body, a ritual dagger causing her to fear they’re dealing with something more dangerous than a normal human. Right away, she calls for reinforcements from her magical friends…and they come running.

Ivy’s magic has grown, and she’s much stronger than she used to be. That doesn’t mean she’s ready for what’s coming, especially when it becomes apparent that her daughter might be following in her mother’s footsteps, and being drawn into a dangerous world she doesn’t understand.

A local real estate developer is dead, his wife is missing, and there’s a random ghost hanging around stirring up trouble. Ivy has her hands full, and things are about to get worse.

Magic is might, and this particular foursome is ready. What if they’re not strong enough to fight off a new threat, however? What will it mean for them as a group?

They’re about to find out, and the answer might be more than they can bear.

Note: This series follows the events of the Ivy Morgan, Harper Harlow, Rowan Gray, and Maddie Graves series. It’s set seven years after the events of those series. You do no need to read those series, but if you want more of the characters, that’s where you can find them.

Game of Crones by Amanda M. LeeGame of Crones by Amanda M. Lee:

Scout Randall thought killing the master vampire threatening those she loved would make everybody safe. She was wrong.

One dying utterance changed everything.

Yolanda Stratton haunts Hawthorne Hollow like an oily shadow of death. Gunner, the son she tried to kill, tries to pretend that he doesn’t care that she might have answers. He’s not fooling anybody. Graham, the husband who wishes he would’ve killed her twenty years before, is resigned to the games she will play. And Scout? She’s ready to face off with the face of abject evil, even if it comes at a cost.

Just who will be paying that price, however?

Yolanda won’t explain why the lone zombie that appeared behind the Rusty Cauldron boasted the same symbol she had branded into her shoulder years before. She won’t explain why the past is playing so heavily into the present. She definitely won’t explain why the new witch in town is after Scout…and isn’t afraid to play dirty to end her life.

Scout is a witch with a plan but outthinking an enemy she doesn’t understand could be the end of her.

There’s a whisper on the wind…and it speaks of death. Who will fall?

Moral Code by Ross and Lois MelbourneMoral Code by Lois and Ross Melbourne:

Dr. Keira Stetson has two passions: ethical artificial intelligence—AI with a conscience—and creating technology that improves children’s lives. Trapped in an earthquake-flattened building with a half-dozen panicked five-year-olds, she fears the worst. When billionaire Roy Brandt leverages his mysterious nanite technology to rescue them, she’s both grateful and intrigued.

Impressed by his prototype technology but alarmed at its potential for exploitation, Keira merges her company with Brandt’s. The merger gives Keira access to much-needed funds for the development of her own tech, and access to Brandt’s powerful minuscule robots. In turn, she and her AI assistant, Elly, embed Keira’s trademark Moral Operating System in Brandt’s nanite SmartDust to rein in its power.

But Brandt’s technology has been kept secret for a reason. Though he’s adamant about using the Dust to improve life, not destroy it, corporate raiders and the military have other ideas. They want to weaponize Brandt’s nanites. Suddenly, everything Keira has worked for is in jeopardy. Exposed to the worst humanity has to offer, she and Elly must fight to use this newfound tech for good and keep it out of the wrong hands…before it’s too late.

Spacer's Bet by Bonnie MilaniSpacer’s Bet by Bonnie Milani:

The attack came out of nowhere. Suddenly a hunting pack, flashing Lupan IDs, dropped out of Jump to fire on the unarmed ore hauler Shojai.

Isfahan “Iz” Hauler Shojai had only an instant to wonder why before the attackers’ guns ripped open Shojai’s cargo bay.

The cargo bay where her ditzy younger brother Kansas was working. The bay whose crew was sucked out into the void. Like herself, Kansas was genetically engineered to survive vacuum. But his protective shell couldn’t hold forever. Battling time and the chaos of a wounded ship, Iz launched herself into the vacuum of the gutted hold to rescue her brother.

Badly damaged Shojai limps into RockPort only to discover that the port is now under the ‘protection’ of Moscow, a woman whose laws are as harsh as the blue ice of her liege world, Streiker. She demands all fees up front. Worse, the voices Kansas ‘hears in his head’ have him spouting a language he doesn’t even speak. But Moscow does.

Already fearing repercussions, Iz drags Kansas away from a dockside murder. But she soon learns that there is far more at stake than just their own lives. They must get to the near-mythical world of Earth or risk the destruction of the human Commonwealth itself.

It doesn’t help that Moscow’s cat attaches itself to Kansas. Especially because the cat seems to have an agenda of its own…

West of Hell: Weird Western Horror StoriesWest of Hell: Weird Western Horror Stories by James A. Moore:

Want to go on a Western Adventure?
Join three highly talented authors on a thrilling journey into the past that’s perfect for readers of Western thrillers, horror, mystery, fantasy, and of course the supernatural.

DEAD MEN by James A. Moore: And the Dead shall rise. Jonathan Crowley is having a problem with dead men. They just keep getting back on their feet. From the ghost dancers at a strange burial site to the corpse of a man he literally just killed, the dead refuse to lay down and die, and now it’s up to Crowley and his traveling companion Lucas Slate to try to figure out why the dead are restless and determined to kill whatever crosses their paths.

THE TRICKSTER OF PARADISE by R.B. Wood: Never trust a cave painting with an agenda.
In the old west, the people of Paradise live in harmony with the local Sioux tribe until the U. S. Army arrives with false accusations and their deeply rooted prejudices. While the strange newcomer known as “Mortimer” watches; a sixteen year old boy and an ancient legend must come together to fight the invaders, save the town and win the day. Can the desires of an ancient legend and the wishes of a young man survive the encounter with Death watching their every move?

LAST SUNSET OF A DYING AGE by Michael Burke: Ibuki Shibuya is a disgraced samurai, a fugitive from the vengeance of his former master. His flight leads him to the American Southwest where he discovers a mutilated body in the Arizona desert. He eventually finds himself in Copper City, a frontier town plagued by a series of grisly murders.
A motley cast of characters populate the town and Ibuki becomes embroiled in affairs both mundane and extraordinary as he resolves to assist the sheriff in solving the strange murders. Perhaps he will even meet the honorable end he seeks in doing so. All the while, a strange man, dressed in black, who knows more than he says, lurks outside of Copper City.
Events come to a head when the truth is laid bare. Ibuki, along with both friends and foes, learns that not all remnants of a dying age have given way to progress.

Crystal Lake’s Dark Tide series will continue soon with more tales of Mystery Thrillers and Horror Books, including themes of more Weird Western, Sherlock Holmes, Grief Horror, Body Horror, Halloween, Space Horror, Mystery fiction, and Psychological Thriller books.

The Cursebound Thief by Megan O'RussellThe Cursebound Thief by Megan O’Russell

The world wants a hero. The curse needs a thief.

The party of the decade stands between Jerek Holden and saving the people he would do anything to protect. After twelve years, he’s finally found a way to break the curse that ripped all magic from the world and destroyed the peace that took generations to build. All he needs is one, simple artifact. But he can’t steal the heliostone alone.

A girl with a soul of fire.
A vampire bound by a vow.
A werewolf bent on revenge.
A knight torn between honor and duty.
A hacker to keep them all alive.

The fate of magic lies in their hands?if they can survive long enough to pull off the heist of the century.

The Purpose of Reality: LunarThe Purpose of Reality: Lunar by Steve Simpson:

Steve Simpson’s remarkable collection of poetry and illustrations is dream-like, playful and wildly inventive. Here is a selection of the beings within:

The detective, who carelessly morphs into birds and insects, and cannot choose between brooding and moping, until a stylish grayscale client with retrolescent highlights appears.

Proteus, Homo Sapiens Beta, who discovered fire and put it out, who created a rudimentary encyclopedia that he pedaled across Gondwanaland on weekends.

Millie, the intrepid librarian, unperturbed by the Dark Solarian or the fearsome kilowasp, who insists that her underlings pay for bibliotactical losses.

The adorable Deija Vitro, Martian Princess of Glass, whose fans line the streets waving Windex spray. Wollongong will never be the same, because her armies have razed it to the ground. “No one will miss it,” she reassured an infatuated follower.

The Purpose of Reality: Solar by Steve SimpsonThe Purpose of Reality: Solar by Steve Simpson:

Steve Simpson’s mesmerizing collection of short fiction and illustrations is surreal and wildly imaginative, with touches of playfulness throughout. Here is a selection of the beings within:

At Claire’s school, the walls were cardboard, and her chain-smoking math teacher never allowed numbers to be mentioned. He used a drawing of a press to flatten slices of air into tissue paper for kites, and he was Claire’s favorite, because all the other teachers were ghosts. One day, with a little pasta and a little mambo, everything changed.

The negentropy wars didn’t end the world, there were survivors, and in Santarém, the gringo electrician needed medicine to save his daughter’s life. To get it, he had to cross the Amazon River, where the Negentropy Horizon divided Brazil. The locals believed you could look across the river and see directly into hell. The electrician wasn’t superstitious, but he decided netting was a good idea, to keep the insects off.

Aldona worked in the Damasco Auto scrapyard, and when the electromagnet on the crane burned out and dropped the blue Passat, no one saw the electric-winged shape that had been trapped by the magnet. After all, there was nothing to be concerned about: the alien space fleet had been driven away by the earth’s nuclear defenses.

Remnant Faction by Glynn StewartRemnant Faction by Glynn Stewart:

It is the first and final duty of any warship to put herself between the innocent… and the enemy.

Henry Wong and Sylvia Todorovich have gathered the interstellar powers of the Ra Sector into a tentative alliance—an alliance that is tested by the return of the Sector’s former rulers: the Kenmiri Remnant.

The Sector’s only hope of withstanding a genocidal faction of the Kenmiri is the Twelfth Fleet of the United Planets Alliance. But when Wong’s scouting flotilla collides with the Kenmiri, he discovers they now have a weapon that could easily destroy Twelfth Fleet.

Wong and Todorovich are stranded on the wrong side of a world the Remnant have burned, and they only have one way to meet their allies before it’s too late.

If Henry Wong is to save his people and his allies, he must take his ship on a deadly run into the hostile star systems of the Kenmiri Remnant: the very species he doomed to a slow death.

The Gods Awoke by Marie VibbertThe Gods Awoke by Marie Vibbert:

If the Gods were real, could you believe?

Hitra, high priestess of Revestre, already has enough on her hands: political upheaval, a distractingly attractive male servant, and an upcoming harvest festival. But when a column of flame from the heavens sends a city into tumult, it upends more than just her schedule. Now, Hitra must deal with a religious schism, ethnic strife…and a God growing out of control.

“An innovative slant on a fantastic religion, its worshippers and divinities!
~Mary A. Turzillo, Cosmic Cats and Bonsai”

“Even in a conflict on the scale of Gods, Vibbert masters the art of making small things matter.”
~Lorelei Esther, illustrator, The Kitra Saga

“Creative, quirky, fun, Vibbert delivers a wild new take on divine gods and their petty squabbles in The Gods Awoke!”
~Tobias S. Buckell, Crystal Rain

Bad Tidings from Queen Sophie by Danielle WilliamsBad Tidings from Queen Sophie by Danielle Williams:

As heard on the NoSleep Podcast

When her beloved kitty Queen Sophie starts acting odd, Cass turns to a mysterious app to bridge the communication gap.

But she soon discovers that no mews is good news…

BAD TIDINGS FROM QUEEN SOPHIE is a quick fright perfect for any animal lover who’s ever wondered what their pet is trying to tell them.

* * *

If you’re looking for scares that unnerve instead of nauseate, look no further. Horror stories from Danielle Williams lean towards slow-burn scares and the unsettling. If you take your creeps with a PG-13 sensibility—think THE SIXTH SENSE, THE OUTER LIMITS, or classic TWILIGHT ZONE—this is a story for you.

Stranger Shores by Katie ZaberStranger Shores by Katie Zaber:

Busy learning how to kill with her gift of life, Princess Megan craves time to practice how to heal, but knows that only death will win the upcoming war.

For the first time in Megan’s life, she has fallen in love, and with the wrong man, at that. As much as she loves Mana, will she have to end their relationship to keep her promise to the soon-to-be king of the Syreni, Prince Aenon?

Meanwhile, Kevin is busy preparing for his child with Dana and trying to keep Megan out of trouble. When Brynjar takes him to the Saoirson Fighters’ hideout, he realizes he knows nothing and if he wants answers, he’ll have to talk to people he never expected to meet and never wanted to.

On Earth, Carmia is learning what makes this foreign world spin. She discovers an island with inhabitants that appear primitive but are more sophisticated than anyone on Dalya. Their technology is more advanced than the inventions in her dreams. She flirts with the idea of staying on Earth forever until tragedy sends her sailing back to Dalya and into a deadly storm. She promises to return and never leave Earth again.

At the same time, the king of the Paradise Kingdom and secretly all of Dargone, Megan’s father, plans his next move against his daughter, giving her a surprise she will never expect.

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Indie Crime Fiction of the Month for September 2022


Welcome to the latest edition of “Indie Crime Fiction of the Month”.

So what is “Indie Crime Fiction of the Month”? It’s a round-up of crime fiction by indie authors newly published this month, though some August books I missed the last time around snuck in as well. The books are arranged in alphabetical order by author. So far, most links only go to Amazon.com, though I may add other retailers for future editions.

Our new releases cover the broad spectrum of crime fiction. We have traditional mysteries, cozy mysteries,  animal mysteries, historical mysteries, Jazz Age mysteries, 1930s mysteries, 1950s mysteries, paranormal mysteries, crime thrillers, legal thrillers, spy thrillers, YA thrillers, romantic suspense, FBI agents, lawyers, forensic pathologists, amateur sleuths, journalists, spies, assassins, hitchhikers, kidnappers, crime-busting witches, crime-busting socialites, crime-busting dogs, deadly weddings, amnesiac murder suspects, murder and mayhem in London, Madrid, Montana, Detroit, Washington DC, New England and much more.

Don’t forget that Indie Crime Fiction of the Month is also crossposted to the Indie Crime Scene, a group blog which features new release spotlights, guest posts, interviews and link round-ups regarding all things crime fiction several times per week.

As always, I know the authors at least vaguely, but I haven’t read all of the books, so Caveat emptor.

And now on to the books without further ado:

A Mind to Murder by Daniella BernettA Mind to Murder by Daniella Bernett:

The wicked kill…but the dead speak Journalist Emmeline Kirby and her jewel thief/insurance investigator husband Gregory Longdon were in the mood for intrigue at the theatre. However, murder was only supposed to take place on stage. All too soon, the evening’s peace is shattered when the ceiling collapses in the Upper Circle. In the ensuing chaos of the evacuation, Emmeline and Gregory discover tabloid reporter Verena Penrose in her box. Her neck had been snapped. Verena had done a brisk trade in scandal, blackmail and splashy exposés. Her fatal error was tangling with the Raven, an elusive assassin with ties to the Russians and ETA, the Basque separatist group. Although Verena despised Emmeline, she leaves a cryptic message for her that is too tantalizing to ignore. However the layer upon layer of lies, jealousy and revenge touch too close to home when her brother Adam is implicated in the Raven’s schemes to infiltrate the London Diamond Bourse and to murder a prominent British official. To restore the family honor, Emmeline and Gregory race to Madrid only to walk into the Raven’s trap.

A Spooky Little Murder by Beth ByersA Spooky Little Murder by Beth Byers:

It’s All Hallow’s Eve, and Vi and friends have been invited to a spectacular party.

When they go, they find themselves blindly following directions to an undisclosed location. Their destination is a surprise. The shock comes after a night of fun when they discover a body in their own auto.

At the start of yet another investigation, they are the suspects, and they’re struggling not just to find the killer, but to clear their names.

The Castle Caper by Kathi DaleyThe Castle Caper by Kathi Daley:

If you love small towns, endearing relationships, food, animals, and a touch of murder, you will love this mystery series set in the small town of White Eagle Montana.

In book 14 in the series, strange lights, sounds in the night, cold drafty spaces, and moved and missing items, can only mean one thing to the locals who’ve lived in the isolated Scottish countryside for generations. But in spite of the assurance of the villagers that the other worldly pranksters will have their fun and then leave, the new owner of the Faulkner Castle hires Tony to come to Scotland and install a state-of-the-art security system. Tony doesn’t believe in ghosts and the job seems like a perfect opportunity to take some time away from White Eagle, so he talks to Tess, and they agree to make the trip. Fun is had by all until Tess spots her dad in a local pub and realizes that something more than they originally thought might actually be going on.

Lawyers in Gray by John EllsworthLawyers in Gray by John Ellsworth:

Are you selling secrets to the Russians? Michael Gresham Wants to Know.

If you like legal intrigue and spies on spies, here’s Michael Gresham in a desperate chess game against a Russian sniper and American lawyers who have sold out to the Russians. The prize is the right to control American oil fields. The Russians have moved in and are claiming parts of oil fields in Oklahoma, Colorado, the Dakotas, and Montana for themselves. The plan is to take control of American energy.

Michael installs a shadow law firm inside a giant law firm and goes after lawyers selling Top Secret documents to the Russians for use in court. He is increasingly successful until the FBI suddenly reports that the Russians have sent an agent to kill Michael. Her name is Nadia Karamov, and she is the product of KGB/FSB schools that have made a deadly manhunter out of her.

Against this backdrop, Michael must root out Russian spies operating in the Gray law firm. Will Nadia get to him first?

Escape the Dark by Michelle FilesEscape the Dark by Michelle Files:

Don’t hitchhike, because the person who picks you up could be a serial killer.

Don’t pick up hitchhikers, because they might be your worst nightmare.

What if three of them came together to form one terrifying night?

Get your copy of this gripping thriller novella.

Warning: Don’t read it alone in the dark.

The Locked Box by Elle and K.S. GrayThe Locked Box by Elle and K.S. Gray:

What secrets does the hidden box hold?

In a dark room, aboard a large cargo ship, a man sits shackled in place.

As time passes his situation grows far more desperate.

Unbeknownst to him, his partner Olivia Knight has traveled across the Atlantic to a small coastal town.

There in Newhaven, England all is seemingly idyllic. But with the arrival of agent Knight, that facade is shown to be simply a disguise.

When a man she recognizes turns up dead with a head-shot wound outside his home, Olivia finds herself amid the largest conspiracy of her career.

As she bridges the potential connection of Brock’s shocking background to his kidnapping and the murder in the seaside town.

She soon realizes she must watch her back and trust no one.

A locked box can hold many secrets.

But the one under the floorboard may just put an end to everything once and for all…

Older, Wiser, Witchier by Lily Harper HartOlder, Wiser, Witchier by Lily Harper Hart:

Four women. Four great loves. One great partnership.

It’s been years since Ivy Morgan, Harper Harlow, Maddie Graves, and Rowan Gray married the loves of their lives and decided to settle down. Since that time, they’ve joined together to form a fearsome magical quartet. The plan was to stand with one another. Now that plan is being put to the test.

While out morel hunting with her brother, daughter, and nephews, Ivy stumbles across a body, a ritual dagger causing her to fear they’re dealing with something more dangerous than a normal human. Right away, she calls for reinforcements from her magical friends…and they come running.

Ivy’s magic has grown, and she’s much stronger than she used to be. That doesn’t mean she’s ready for what’s coming, especially when it becomes apparent that her daughter might be following in her mother’s footsteps, and being drawn into a dangerous world she doesn’t understand.

A local real estate developer is dead, his wife is missing, and there’s a random ghost hanging around stirring up trouble. Ivy has her hands full, and things are about to get worse.

Magic is might, and this particular foursome is ready. What if they’re not strong enough to fight off a new threat, however? What will it mean for them as a group?

They’re about to find out, and the answer might be more than they can bear.

Note: This series follows the events of the Ivy Morgan, Harper Harlow, Rowan Gray, and Maddie Graves series. It’s set seven years after the events of those series. You do no need to read those series, but if you want more of the characters, that’s where you can find them.

Game of Crones by Amanda M. LeeGame of Crones by Amanda M. Lee:

Scout Randall thought killing the master vampire threatening those she loved would make everybody safe. She was wrong.

One dying utterance changed everything.

Yolanda Stratton haunts Hawthorne Hollow like an oily shadow of death. Gunner, the son she tried to kill, tries to pretend that he doesn’t care that she might have answers. He’s not fooling anybody. Graham, the husband who wishes he would’ve killed her twenty years before, is resigned to the games she will play. And Scout? She’s ready to face off with the face of abject evil, even if it comes at a cost.

Just who will be paying that price, however?

Yolanda won’t explain why the lone zombie that appeared behind the Rusty Cauldron boasted the same symbol she had branded into her shoulder years before. She won’t explain why the past is playing so heavily into the present. She definitely won’t explain why the new witch in town is after Scout…and isn’t afraid to play dirty to end her life.

Scout is a witch with a plan but outthinking an enemy she doesn’t understand could be the end of her.

There’s a whisper on the wind…and it speaks of death. Who will fall?

Opinoated and Out of Control by Amanda M. LeeOpionated and Out of Control by Amanda M. Lee:

Avery Shaw wants things to go back to normal but it’s not easy when she’s the current darling of the Detroit media market. Everybody wants a piece of her, and she prefers covering the news rather than being part of it. That’s why she jumps at the chance to cover a quadruple murder on the lake, even though it’s her day off.

Avery realizes right away that the murders weren’t a crime of passion. No, this was a planned hit, and it leads her to look at the old mob faces in the county, who don’t exactly want to invite her into their homes.

When has not being wanted ever stopped Avery? Never, and that’s not changing today.

With war brewing at home thanks to some pesky ducks, a family that refuses to stay out of her business, and a new television reporter trying to be her, Avery has her hands full. That doesn’t mean she’s going to give in to defeat.

Mob hits are one thing. Hits that target children are another. Avery refuses to let the case go, even when it seems the killer has decided to target her.

Avery doesn’t lose. Winning this one might be more than she can handle, however. Not all answers are welcome, and when the truth comes out on this one, Avery might just find she would’ve been better off letting it go.

The Woman in the Woods by A.J. RiversThe Woman in the Woods by A.J. Rivers:

I thought the worst part of a blackout was waking up in a strange place.
Turns out waking up next to a dead woman is far worse…

Memory lapses have plagued PI Dean Steele since childhood.
This time when he opens his eyes, there’s a woman lying nearby.
A woman he doesn’t recognize.
As Dean tries to determine how he ended up in the woods next to a dead body, he attempts to piece together the things he remembers.
But the situation takes a bewildering turn when the dead woman’s body disappears from the scene.
Someone doesn’t want Dean uncovering secrets, and things get even more heated when one of the people he’s been hired to track down winds up brutally murdered.
With no memory of what could have transpired. Dean races to find out the truth behind the case he was hired to solve, and the answers behind the case that could put him behind bars.

Blackouts can take minutes or weeks from your memories.
But what happens when they take your life?

Murder at the Wedding by Lee and Norm StraussMurder at the Wedding by Lee and Norm Strauss:

Seeing double is murder!

If one wedding is good, a double wedding is better! Rosa and Miguel agree that walking down the aisle with Bill and Carlotta solves a lot of social and familial problems, but the drama is notched up when a dead body arrives with dessert!

Don’t miss this final installment of a Rosa Reed Mystery series where Rosa finally gets her happily ever after.

 

Dead Innocent by Norah WinterDead Innocent by Norah Winter:

Dr. Fitzmorris investigates the connection between a tragic suicide and the gruesome murder of a member of the Ku Klux Klan of Canada in the gripping second novel of the Maggie Fitzmorris Forensic Mystery series.

November 1931: Newlywed, Vivienne Johnson, returns home from a luncheon to find her husband’s body in a pool of blood. The victim, an upstanding citizen and a member of the nonviolent Ku Klux Klan of Canada is presumed to have been killed during a simple robbery.

Forensic pathologist, Dr. Maggie Fitzmorris examines the crime scene; however her findings raise questions that cast doubt on the robbery motive. The victim was struck from behind, but why would he have turned his back on a stranger in his own home? And why strike him repeatedly after death, only to steal his wallet?

When a connection between a recent suicide and the murdered man comes to light, Maggie discovers a chilling glimpse into his background. With the hope of gleaning some inside information, she agrees to meet with the victim’s best friend, also a member of the Klan. But the man’s charismatic personality causes Maggie to let down her guard, which just might bring her under the scrutiny of a cold-blooded killer.

Meanwhile, Sergeant Whitfield, the man Maggie hopes to marry, has moved to another town. With yet more pressure to make a choice between her work and the man she loves, Maggie does her best to hold on to both. But time is running out.

Dead Innocent is a story of deception and intrigue during the Great Depression, a time of desperation and unrest. A mystery that should keep the reader guessing until Dr. Fitzmorris uncovers the final evidence and the true killer is brought to light.

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Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre: “Peeping Mantenna”

Unfortunately, the epic “various toys posing with the Hugo trophy in exciting scenes” post I’d planned had to be postponed, because my Hugo Award trophy arrived battered and in two pieces. And while I can put it on the shelf, it will fall apart if someone as much as sneezes on it, let alone if toys and action figures lean against it.

However, the Hugo Award trophy was not the only thing the mail person or rather the parcel person brought me on that day. I also received some new Masters of the Universe Origins figures, which ironically arrived with perfect unpunched blister cards and in a box that looked sturdier than the one the Hugo came in. Okay, so it also had a much shorter journey – only 65 kilometres.

So let’s take a look at the three new arrivals. Here we have He-Man and Skeletor in the style of the 2002 He-Man and the Masters of the Universe cartoon (currently streaming here), for which the designs of the characters were updated. I don’t normally buy all of the He-Man and Skeletor variants (and there are a lot of them), but I like these two, since they are quite different from the standard versions, including redesigned accessories. Though I’ll give 2002 Skeletor’s sword to my Keldor figure, since it actually is Keldor’s sword.

The third new arrival is Mantenna, a member of the Evil Horde and the closest thing Masters of the Universe has to a bug-eyed monster. Come to think of it, while a lot of the early Masters of the Universe characters drew on vintage sword and sorcery for inspiration with a bit of cosmic horror thrown in, the later Evil Horde character seem inspired by vintage covers of the less respectable sort of science fiction magazines of the golden age (i.e. Planet Stories, Startling Stories or Thrilling Wonder Stories rather than Astounding) as well as 1950s B-movies. Mantenna is literally a bug-eyed monster, Catra is Irena from Cat People, Grizzlor looks like a B-movie werewolf and/or gorilla monster and Leech is another B-movie monster. Modulok would have been at home on a golden age science fiction cover, ditto for Mosquitor. And Hordak himself owes more than a little to Nosferatu.

200X Skeletor and He-Man and MantennaAnyway, since I had new arrivals, let’s have another Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre photo story. The name “Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre” was coined by Kevin Beckett at the Whetstone Discord server. You can check out all the Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Photo Stories here.

The inspiration for this one is that in the 2002 cartoon, Teela has a very notable fascination with He-Man’s muscles and tends to touch his abs or bury herself in his muscular embrace. Now all versions of Teela are fascinated by He-Man’s muscles, but it’s really notable in the 2002 cartoon. He-Man BTW usually reacts to having his muscles fingered by Teela with a mix of “This feels nice” and “Why can’t she do that when I’m Adam?” Though Adam does get a cop a feel at least once in the 2002 cartoon, when he and Teela are sharing a Sky Sled.

So let’s see how Teela feels about He-Man’s new look.

In the garden of Eternos Palace:

Teela sees He-Man's new look for the first time.
“He-Man! You… you look different.”

“The Power of Grayskull upgraded my armour and my sword. And my hairstyle, for some reason. Though I admit I had hoped for something a little less revealing.”

“Oh, I think it’s fine.”

“So you like it?”

“Let me take a closer look…”

Teela admires He-Man's abs“Fascinating.”

“Uhm, Teela, that’s not actually my armour…”

“Maybe the Power upgraded your muscles along with the armour. At any rate, this calls for an inspection. A very thorough inspection…”

“I’m all game.”

He-Man and Teela kiss“Maybe we should go somewhere more private and continue this… inspection.”

“I agree. But first, kiss me again.”

Meanwhile, nearby:

Mantenna“Mantenna, go through the portal to Eternia, he said. Sneak into the palace and check out their security, he said. Find Adora and if possible, bring her back, he said. Yeah, right. It’s always Adora this, Adora that, where is Adora, I want Adora. He doesn’t care about me or Leech or Grizzlor or Catra or even Shadow Weaver. Just Adora. Always Adora. Am I not a Phelibian? Do I not bleed green, if you cut me? I have feelings, too, and unlike Adora, I actually want to be with the Horde. Honestly, Hordak, if you want Adora so much, then fucking get her yourself.”

Mantenna spies on He-Man and Teela kissing“Hmm, that was good. Let’s do it again!”

“Oh, what’s that? Not Adora, just some other human female and this He-Man jerk. But what happened to his hair? Looks like he had a run-in with Grizzlor’s claws. Still, this might be of interest to Hordak, so maybe I’d better report back. On the other hand, I should maybe just watch what they’re doing. Yes, I must watch it all or Mighty Hordak will be disappointed. And I certainly don’t want to disappoint Mighty Hordak or he’ll drop me down that trap door again.”

He-Man and Teela kissing.And that’s it for today, because He-Man and Teela would like some privacy now. And unlike Mantenna, we’re not voyeurs.

Finally, just because I can, here are He-Man and Teela fighting Skeletor, Evil-Lyn and Trap Jaw with Mantenna watching from the sidelines:

He-Man and Teela fight Skeletor and his minions, while Mantenna looks on from the sidelines.I hope you enjoyed this Masters-of-the-Universe-Piece Theatre Photo Story. There will be more stories coming in the future, because I’m having a lot of fun doing these.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, I just bought some toys, took photos of them and wrote little scenes to go with those photos. All characters are copyright and trademark their respective owners.

 

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2022: A Hugo Odyssey

As you probably know, I won a Hugo. However, because Worldcon was in Chicago this year, the trophy was also in Chicago, while I was in Germany.

Based on observations from previous years, I expected that it would take a while for the Hugo trophy to arrive at my doorstep. Therefore, I was both surprised and thrilled to receive a shipping notification for my Hugo trophy one day after Worldcon ended. The estimated arrival time was Tuesday, September 13.

Because this was one package I was really excited about, I clicked the FedEx shiptrack link daily and followed Hugo’s progress from Chicago to Memphis, Tennessee, site of a (now defunct) Worldcon bid, which led to some jokes of Hugo visiting all the Worldcon bid sites first.

On Monday, September 12, Hugo arrived by plane in Cologne (at least, I assume he travelled by plane and did not teleport). Now experience has shown that once an overseas package has reached German soil, it usually takes a day or two at most for it to get to me. And Cologne is only 312 kilometres or roughly three to four hours by car, depending on traffic conditions, away. So I fully expected my Hugo Award to arrive at my doorstep on Tuesday, September 13, as originally announced.

I made sure to be at home all day, but Hugo did not arrive. And according to the tracking link, the package was still in Cologne. I wasn’t worried at this point, because delays can happen and FedEx doesn’t have as dense a network in Germany as DHL or Hermes. I even made some jokes about Hugo first taking in the sights in Cologne and maybe enjoying the famous local beer Kölsch.

So I waited. I waited Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, while checking the tracking link daily. But no change. Hugo was still in Cologne, 312 kilometres away, and would not budge. Originally, they had updated the arrival time to Friday, but once Friday had passed the tracking link just said, “Delayed”.

By now, “Waiting for Hugo” was gradually turning into Waiting for Godot. Even if FedEx had decided to go green and only deliver packages by bicycle, the package should arrived at that point.

When there was still no change on Monday and Hugo was still in Cologne and there was still no estimated delivery date, I e-mailed FedEx Germany support to ask where my package was. By Tuesday, there was still no change and no answer to my e-mail either, so I called FedEx Germany customer service and explained my problem.

“Did you order this?” the lady at the other end of the line asked me.

I said, “No, I did not order it, I won it.”

“Are you aware this might be a scam?” the lady asked.

I explained to her that no, it’s not a scam, that the Hugo is a legitimate award and that I won it, that she can google it, if she doesn’t believe me and that I’d really like my trophy now.

The lady was still sceptical, so I told her Kat Jones, the sender, was the 2022 Hugo admin, that the reason the package was mailed from Chicago, even though Kat lives in Texas, was because Worldcon was in Chicago this year and the trophies were mailed right after the con. I also told her that Kat (who has been a huge help BTW) would surely be happy to answer any further questions they might have.

The FedEx lady then told me that the Hugo trophy had triggered some kind of fraud alert, probably because of a combination of a very heavy package, unusual contents and the fact that it was mailed at a different place than the sender’s address. Poor Hugo had not gone on a drunken bender in Cologne, he was in jail.

The FedEx lady also asked me to forward Kat’s e-mail announcing that the trophy had been shipped to FexEx Germany, which I did, explaining again what the package was, what a Hugo was and even including a link to the official Hugo website, where my name was listed as a winner.

I figured that would resolve the issue, though I also emailed Kat to explain that the Hugo package had triggered some kind of fraud alert and that FedEx might contact her with questions.

So Kat contacted FedEx herself and learned that first of all, my Hugo wasn’t the only one affected by the issue. The other Hugo that was shipped overseas, Rovina Cai’s Hugo Award for Best Professional Artist, had also been held back for the same reason. Only that Rovina lives in Australia, so she did not expect her Hugo to arrive yet and didn’t notice the issue.

FedEx US also claimed that I had told FedEx Germany that I neither ordered nor wanted the package (which is not true, cause I explained to them in detail what the package was and that I wanted it very much) and threatened to send it and possibly Rovina’s Hugo, too, back. So poor Hugo was not only in jail, but at risk of deportation.

When Kat informed me about this, it was evening and way past the official office hours of FedEx Germany, so I had to wait until morning to call them. So I sent FedEx another e-mail and explained again what a Hugo Award was, that I won it and that I really want my trophy now.  In the meantime, I also had to postpone a newspaper interview, because of course they want a photo of the trophy and there was no trophy.

Mind you, FedEx never contacted me nor Kat with questions regarding the package, which would have cleared up things much quicker. Instead, they only responded when I contacted them, asking where my package was. If I hadn’t contacted them, they might well have returned my Hugo and Rovina Cai’s to Kat without even letting us know. Frankly, this is pretty crappy behaviour from a shipping company, especially since not everybody tracks their shipment as closely as I did, since not every shipment is a Hugo trophy. Never mind that there are companies (looking at you, Mattel Creations) who don’t even provide a shiptracking number, unless you beg them for it and sometimes not even then. Which means that you have no way of knowing if a package is being held or returned.

The next morning, I called the local Bremen office of FedEx, because I had been told to call them instead of customer service, and explained the whole situation again. The gentleman of the Bremen FedEx office was very helpful and explained that not only was the Hugo held back in Cologne, but that the Bremen office had also been explicitly advised not to deliver that package. I also learned that apparently, the Hugo had not just triggered a fraud alert, but an actual security alert, probably because of the fact that it looks like a rocket and can easily be mistaken for a weapon, when the package was x-rayed. So Hugo was actually in jail on suspicion of weapon smuggling rather than mail fraud.

However, the guy from the Bremen FedEx office also told me that the situation had been resolved to everybody’s satisfaction and that Hugo would be released from jail, sent on his way and that he should arrive within one or two days. The FedEx guy also promised to call me once the package arrived in Bremen. So far, so good.

I e-mailed Kat Jones that Hugo was on his way and received notice that Hugo had left Cologne at around 11 PM, which meant that he should theoretically make the 312 kilometres to Bremen overnight. And indeed, the next morning at 8 AM, the guy from the Bremen FedEx office called me to let me know that my package had arrived in Bremen overnight and that he would make sure it was delivered today, i.e. Thursday, September 22, more than two weeks after Hugo was mailed in Chicago.

I was of course on edge and dashed to the door, whenever the bell rang. The first ring was someone asking a question, the second ring was a mail person with a package for me. However, it was not FedEx and not Hugo, but a package containing three brand-new Masters of the Universe Origins figures for my collection. Which is a great thing to receive (there will be more photos of them in another post), but not a Hugo trophy.

200X Skeletor and He-Man and Mantenna

New arrivals: Skeletor and He-Man in the style of the 2002 Masters of the Universe cartoon as well as Mantenna of the Evil Horde.

Then, at 2 PM finally the FedEx truck arrived and the driver handed me a package. A very battered package. Poor Hugo had apparently taken a beating, while in jail.

I signed for the package and remarked, “Wow, that looks badly battered.” The driver assured me it was all right and that the box might be battered, but the package itself hadn’t been damaged.

Battered package

The package, when it arrived at my doorstep.

I very carefully took my very battered package inside and began opening it up. I quickly realised that someone had opened the package, which was not unexpected – after all, I knew that Hugo had a security alert, so it made sense that someone opened the package to inspect the contents. They could have properly taped it shut again, though.

Inside the package, there was bubblewrap and Hugo. However, my poor Hugo had been badly banged up. The base was dented and scratched all over, the rocket was loose and – worst of all – the backing piece had broken off. My poor Hugo looked as if someone had used it as a murder weapon. Which is kind of appropriate, considering that two (faux) Hugo Award trophies can be seen in the background in Knives Out!.

This is what the 2022 Hugo trophy is supposed to look like.

And this is what came out of the box:

Broken Hugo trophy

Hugo unboxed and in pieces. Even in this pic, you can see how battered and scratched the base looks. Mind you, this is a sturdy wooden base. You have to work to bang it up like that.

To say I was disappointed and angry would be an understatement. After all, I had been waiting for more than two weeks for the trophy to arrive and was looking forward to showing it off. And then I get a battered and broken one.

I immediately called FedEx Germany – the regular customer service hotline, not the Bremen station, because a) the Bremen FedEx people were great, and b) the damage had very likely happened long before the package reached Bremen – to report the damaged shipment and ask how to proceed. I was told to e-mail FedEx, report the damage and send them the photos I had taken to document the damage. So I did that and also included a link to what the trophy was supposed to look like, so they could see that what came out of the box was not what was supposed to come out.

I also e-mailed Kat Jones to let her know that the Hugo finally arrived, but was damaged and sent her the photos as well, so she could contact FedEx on her end to get the damage reimbursed. Kat also forwarded the photos to base designer Brian Keith Ellison (who did an amazing job with the base BTW) to check if there was any way to repair the damage.

I strongly suspected that the base could not be repaired, since the backing piece had broken off, and Brian Keith Ellison confirmed this, so I will receive a replacement base and nameplate. The rocket itself is thankfully unharmed.

Meanwhile, I put my battered and broken Hugo togther and placed it in its designated space on the shelf next to the 2021 Space Cowboy Award. It looks all right on the shelf, but if you as much as sneeze on it, the backing piece will come off again.

Space Cowboy Award and Hugo Award on the shelf

The 2021 Space Cowboy Award and the 2022 Hugo Award on the shelf. The books behind the Space Cowboy are anthologies and magazines to which I have contributed. The friendly Matryoshka dolls used to live on this shelf, before I gradually took it over, and I didn’t want to evict them.

Even in its battered stage, the 2022 Hugo base is gorgeous. Designer Brian Keith Ellison has said that the base was inspired by Chicago’s stunning Art Deco architecture and I can absolutely see it. The design reminds me of Art Deco furniture and particularly of wooden Art Deco radios from the 1920s and 1930s. Since I’m a big Art Deco fan, this was really the perfect Hugo trophy for me to win and might be one of my all-time favourite Hugo bases. Though I wish it wouldn’t have arrived looking like a trophy from the 1930s, which has spent twenty years in someone’s attic.

Other observations: Hugo trophies are huge, both with regard to height and footprint. There is no way the trophy would have fit into a regular shelf (and those are large shelves, which can hold coffee table art books), if not for that protruding shelf, which is actually the top of a cabinet intended to house a TV-set, though it hasn’t contained a TV-set in ages and wouldn’t fit a modern TV anyway.  And the Hugo trophy barely fits the protruding shelf. Furthermore, this is far from the biggest or tallest Hugo base ever.

Anyway, Hugo is finally home, though badly battered and in need of a replacement base.

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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law Lays Down the “Superhuman Law”

After a pause for Worldcon and winning a Hugo, I return to my episode by episode reviews of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. For my takes on previous episodes (well, just one so far) go here.

Warning: Spoilers behind the cut! Continue reading

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Non-Fiction Spotlight: Bridging Worlds: Global Conversations On Creating Pan-African Speculative Literature In a Pandemic, edited by Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki

After the Hugos is before the next Hugos, so I’m continuing my Non-Fiction Spotlight project, where I interview the authors/editors of SFF-related non-fiction books that come out in 2022 and are eligible for the 2023 Hugo Awards. For more about the Non-Fiction Spotlight project, go here. To check out the spotlights I already posted, go here.

For more recommendations for SFF-related non-fiction, also check out this Facebook group set up by the always excellent Farah Mendlesohn, who is a champion (and author) of SFF-related non-fiction.

Speculative fiction from beyond the US/UK is a cause that is close to my heart. Therefore I’m thrilled to welcome my fellow 2022 Hugo finalist Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki, editor of Bridging Worlds: Global Conversations On Creating Pan-African Speculative Literature In a Pandemic to my blog.

Bridging Worlds, edited by Oghenechovwe Donald EkpekiTell us about your book.

The Bridging Worlds anthology is a Pan-African, pandemic non-fiction anthology. It aims to chronicle and document the experience of Black people and Africans creating speculative fiction during the first year of the covid 19 pandemic. It was a harrowing year for all and those in publishing, with whole economies shutting down. There were riots and political upheavals in Nigeria where I am. And Black people and Africans caught the brunt of it, with vaccine hoarding policies, being the most vulnerable demographics even in advanced countries and economic shutdowns hitting developing African countries the hardest. So this is the story of how we lived, survived and thrived, what it cost, what we gained and lost, from all the amazing individuals we could capture their experiences.

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I’m an African speculative fiction writer, editor, publisher, conrunner, slush reader, award administrator, founder and a bunch else. I am currently a resident of Nigeria but travelling the US, unshackled and ungrounded by the rocket, my words and the voices of all who oppose discrimination in society.

What prompted you to write/edit this book?

It just seemed like often we were shouting into the void, and not being heard. The works we create were received with narry a thought for where they came from or the work that went into them. It might seem like a seperate issue, the origin of the work. But a creator’s identity is very valid to their creation. And you cannot properly value a body of work without knowing it’s history or it’s creator. I witnessed a lot of struggle during the pandemic year, from my perch in Nigeria. And interacted with a lot of writers and creatives of African descent. And I just knew that these experiences needed to be documented, seen and heard.

Why should SFF fans in general and Hugo voters in particular read this book?

It should be a must read by true genre fans and Hugo voters because it’s an integral part of genre history. A chronicle of one of its most turbulent times, by some of the most enduring and resilient people.

Do you have any cool facts or tidbits that you unearthed during your research, but that did not make it into the final book?

A lot actually. My own experiences with both editing and publishing this book, depredations by Amazon and Smashwords-Draft2Digital, who wrongfully suspended my books and confiscated my funds, some of which they still hold. All this backed by their racist policies. There just might be a volume 2 of this book since there still happens to be a lot to the story that needs to be told.

SFF-related non-fiction is somewhat sidelined by the big genre awards, since the Nebulas have no non-fiction category and the Best Related Work Hugo category has become something of a grab bag of anything that doesn’t fit elsewhere. So why do you think SFF-related non-fiction is important?

I think sff related non-fiction is important because it tells the very integral and real story of fiction. The things that need to be said directly, not disguised, hidden behind anecdotes and in strange worlds. Where fiction is the shiny, metal exterior of the vehicle, non-fiction is the engine, the inner workings that drive it’s movement.

Are there any other great SFF-related non-fiction works or indeed anything else (books, stories, essays, writers, magazines, films, TV shows, etc…) you’d like to recommend?

Well, there’s Suyi Davies Okungbowa’s newsletter on the craft of writing.

My own non-fiction piece ‘Too Dystopian For Whom, A Marginalized Nigerian Writer’s Perspective’ in the latest issue of Uncanny magazine.

Kristy Anne Cox’s series on disability in Strange Horizons.

Where can people get your book?

Following the depredations of the publishing giants, which I mentioned above, the book is now free to download in all formats here

https://ekpeki.wordpress.com/2022/09/10/bridging-worlds-global-conversations-on-creating-pan-african-speculative-literature-in-a-pandemic/

[Since Bridging Worlds is a free download, just include that link]

https://ekpeki.wordpress.com/2022/09/10/bridging-worlds-global-conversations-on-creating-pan-african-speculative-literature-in-a-pandemic/

Where can people find you?

On Twitter: https://twitter.com/penprince_

Instagram: https://instagram.com/penprince

Facebook: https://facebook.com/penprince

Website: https://odekpeki.com

Thank you, Oghenechovwe, for stopping by and answering my questions. Do check out Bridging Worlds: Global Conversations On Creating Pan-African Speculative Literature In a Pandemic, because it’s a great anthology. Besides, it’s free, so you really have no excuse not to.

About  Bridging Worlds: Global Conversations On Creating Pan-African Speculative Literature In a Pandemic:

The Bridging Worlds non-fiction anthology examines the difficulties Black people and African writers faced in the 2020 pandemic-lockdown breakout year and how they navigated them. Bridging Worlds seeks to explore the threads and lines that connect us as we navigated this singular yet multifaceted experience, and show that connection in the various non-fiction pieces written in the diverse styles and forms the authors chose.

Bridging Worlds contains 18 pieces of speculative non-fiction, by 19 creatives aimed at documenting the experiences we had as speculative creators during that very challenging year.

It contains essays, interviews, narrative non-fiction pieces, whatever styles the creatives chose to tell their stories in. Stories that touch on their hopes, difficulties, losses, successes and further plans. It is meant to be an integral contribution to the speculative fiction canon and shed much needed light on the marginalized and scarcely represented Black and African experience

About Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki:

Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki is an African speculative fiction writer and editor in Nigeria. He won the Nebula award and is a multiple Hugo finalist. He also won the Otherwise, Nommo, BFA and is a finalist in the WFA, Locus, BSFA, & Sturgeon awards. His short story Destiny Delayed appeared in the May/June issue of Asimov’s. His other fiction and nonfiction have appeared in Strange Horizons, Galaxy’s Edge, Apex, Tor.com, and more. He edited and published the Bridging Worlds anthology, the first ever Year’s Best African Speculative Fiction anthology, and co-edited the Dominion and Africa Risen anthologies. He founded Jembefola Press and the Emeka Walter Dinjos Memorial Award For Disability In Speculative Fiction. He’s a 2022 Can*Con guest of honour and 2023 ICFA guest of honour

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