Photos: Bremen – Some Summerly Impressions

Although it was miserably hot today (and is to become even more miserably hot tomorrow), I had business in Bremen. However, I also got lucky and snagged The Dirty Streets of Heaven, the first in Tad Williams’ new urban fantasy series, as well as a Hard Case Crime paperback, which are normally very hard to find in Germany. Of course, the fact that it was Joyland by Stephen King (check out the cover in great lurid paperback original tradition – take that proponents of samey and dull stock photo covers) might have something to do with it. I also found a copy of the German SF magazine Nova at the train station newsstand. For even though Nova is supposed to have newsstand distribution, this was the first time I’ve seen an actual physical copy. The TOC of this issue – No. 21 – is all male BTW.

I also took my camera along, so here are some photos of summerly Bremen: Continue reading

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Bloomsday Linkdump

Large parts of Southern and Eastern Germany are still flooded, but luckily my feet are still dry. Though I was commissioned to create a PowerPoint presentation about flood clean-up efforts, particularly with regard to oil-polluted flood waters, for a conference later this month. No, I won’t be presenting, I just did the PowerPoint presentation. Meanwhile, The Atlantic has yet more photos from the flooded regions, though their gallery doesn’t yet include the latest spectacular efforts to repair a broken dike near the town of Fischbeck in Saxony-Anhalt by sinking three cargo barges to plug the hole in the dike.

Over at the Pegasus Pulp blog, I have another post about the New Pulp fiction and links to the latest discussion on that subject.

The Atlantic asks why the West loves science fiction and fantasy, while the rest of the world doesn’t. There is so much wrong with this article that it’s hard to know where to start. To begin with, the author uses movies as evidence and points out that while most of the highest grossing Hollywood films are SFF, very few of the highest grossing Bollywood films are, from which he deduces that Indians don’t like SFF, from which he deduces that Asians don’t like SFF. Never mind that Japan, China and Korea like SFF just fine and have a homegrown SFF culture, while I have seen Bollywood movies that were clearly SFF. Or that he doesn’t take literature into account at all. Meanwhile, a lot of what the author says about India also applies to Germany. The German film industry makes very little SFF and Hollywood SFF spectaculars often underperform in the German market, e.g. The Avengers didn’t even make it into the top ten movies of 2012 in Germany.

Nonetheless, the article insists that “the West” likes SFF (even though plenty of western countries don’t), while the rest of the world, which the author defines as Asia, because Africa or South America aren’t even mentioned, doesn’t (even though plenty of Asian countries do like SFF). And how does the author explain this alleged disparity? By quoting sociologist Max Weber (who died in 1920 and never read Tolkien nor watched Metropolis, let alone Star Wars or The Avengers) and his theory of the disenchantment of the (western) world, which BTW is about the industrialisation and the rise of science as a specialized profession and not about cultural preferences for SFF at all. Not that the author cares, he just uses Max Weber’s points as proof for a theory about the popularity of SFF that is as common (usually among people who don’t like SFF) as it is infuriating, namely that SFF and the resultant sense of wonder is somehow a replacement for religion. Now this theory is not just wrong, it is also insulting both to atheist SFF fans and creators, who have no interest in religion and not just don’t view SFF as a substitute for religion*, but also to religious SFF fans and creator, who already have a religion and don’t need a substitute. Some people just like SFF period. It’s not a substitute for anything.

At the Book View Café, Steven Harper Piziks has an insightful post on how a good love story needs more than just instant attraction, it needs a reason why those two people fall in love. Indeed, this is a problem I have with some romances and even more often with romance subplots in other genres. I simply can’t see why these two people have fallen in love. And BTW, claiming that reading romance novels is a substitute for romantic relationships in real life is as insulting as claiming that SFF is a substitute for religion.

At Stacked, Kelly Jensen writes about the depiction of female sexuality in YA novels and how problematic it often is.

This is pretty amusing. An erotic werewolf romance published by Black Lace books in the UK becomes the object of a two-year court case in the US, since a prisoner really, really wanted to read the book and wasn’t allowed to, because werewolf erotica is apparently against prison rules. Of course, I think it would be vastly preferable if prisoners were to read erotica dn then take matters into their own hands, so to say, rather than taking out their frustrations on fellow prisoners. Meanwhile, Mathilda Madden a.k.a. Mathilda Gregory, author of the novel in question, is rather bemused by the whole thing, including the fact that a US court has now officially attested that her book has literary merit.

*For example, I don’t even like my SFF to become too metaphysical. When an SFF novel suddenly breaks out into theological or philosophical discussions in the middle of the action, I roll my eyes and start to skim, especially when there was no prior hint in the novel beyond a few vaguely defined priests that religion played any part in this world at all. And whenever a work of SFF is described with quasi-religious buzzwords such as “numinous”, I quickly run the other way.

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Words of Pride Giveaway

Words of PrideIn the course of the recent ugliness about sexism, racism and homophobia in the SFF community, I also decided to talk up more good books that go beyond the limits of straight, white, male and Anglo-American.

I’m starting right here and give you more than twenty great indie books with GLBT themes in a variety of genres. We have lots of fantasy, we have romance (including some contemporary lesbian romances set in Japan), we have YA and NA, we have erotica, we have historical fiction (including a novel about a bisexual trans pharao). And best of all, if you’re lucky you can have one of those books for free

For I am proud to present you the Words of Pride Giveaway of books with GLBTQ themes, which was organized by lesbian romance author Hildred Billings.

The giveaway runs until June 28th and includes more than twenty indie books with GLBTQ themes in various genres and formats. There’s fantasy, there are romances, there’s erotica, there is YA and NA, there is historical fiction. Oh yes, and a little story of mine called Outlaw Love.

So enter if you want a chance to discover some great indie fiction away from the heterosexual mainstream for free. And since there are so many great books on offer, maybe you’ll even find a few you want to buy.

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SFWA: It gets worse…

So we have been having a discussion, the umpteenth reiteration of a discussion that has been going on since the 1930s, about the marginalization of women and for that matter people of colour and GLBT people in the SFF community. I got into the discussion as well, posting links and commentary in a trio of posts that shall henceforth by known as the “Girl Cooties” trilogy, namely Invasion of the Girl Cooties, Revenge of the Girl Cooties and Bride of the Girl Cooties.

One of the many entries into the ongoing discussion was N.K. Jemisin’s excellent Guest of Honour speech for the Continuum con in Australia. It’s a very good speech and I’d have thought that what N.K. Jemisin has to say wasn’t all that controversial either – she mainly calls for finally acknowledging that women and people of colour have been part of the SFF genre since the beginning.

Another participant in the current debate is Theodore Beale a.k.a. Vox Dax, a fantasy writer and rightwing blogger who ran for SFWA president and lost. He also happens to believe that women, people of colour and in general anyone who is not like VD ruin the SF genre. N.K. Jemisin had some not very kind words to say about VD and his failed run for SFWA president, whereupon he completely looses it and posted this shitdump of sheer offensiveness. Trigger warning! Whatever upsets you, this post will probably include it.

Among other things, VD spews racist bullshit of the worst sort at N.K. Jemisin, who gets the brunt of his shit flinging attack this time. Though he also makes disparaging comments about Teresa Nielsen Hayden’s appearance and intelligence (insulting an editor at a big SFF publisher is a great career move) and demonstrates his inability to grasp irony by mistaking a satirical post by John Scalzi about rape apologists for a genuine confession (What is it with VD and Scalzi? Unrequited mancrush?). The whole post is both utterly disgusting and just plain bizarre.

If you don’t feel like giving VD hits and Google juice and still want to see what he wrote, Amal El-Mohtar, Foz Meadows and Jim Hines have excerpts of VD’s shitdump on their respective blogs along with thoughtful commentary. In fact, I did debate whether to link to VD directly, but then his idiocy deserves to be seen and ridiculed. Ironically, VD also proves N.K. Jemisin’s points about him with his shitdump rant. If anything, “various flavours of arsehole” was probably too mild a description.

However, VD was not satisfied by spewing crap on his own blog, he also had to promote the post via the SFWA Twitter feed. Which is against SFWA rules by the way and has resulted in calls for expelling him, because disseminating hate speech is clearly not the purpose of the SFWA. Natalie of Radish Reviews has a round-up of further links and reactions.

The most shocking thing (and yes, I know I probably shouldn’t be shocked) is that VD got ten percent of the vote when he ran for SFWA president. Yes, ninety percent of the membership voted against this guy, but ten percent honestly felt that a guy with the manners of a poo-flinging monkey would make a better SFWA president than Steven Gould. Look folks, Kermit the Frog would make a better SFWA president than VD. Hodor from Game of Thrones would make a better SFWA president than VD and a more eloquent one, too. A slice of bread would make a better SFWA president than VD. Besides, it’s not as if the problems with VD were unknown, since he has been spewing crap for years. And yet ten percent still voted for that guy?!

Meanwhile, outgoing SFWA president (and one of VD’s favoured targets) John Scalzi as well as Arachne Jericho and husband and wife team Scott Westerfeld and Justine Larbalestier have made a pledge to match any donations made today to the Carl Brandon Society, a non-profit organisation for supporting diversity in SFF which among other things awards the Octavia Butler Memorial Scholarship to send writers of colour to Clarion and runs Con or Bust which helps fans of colour to attend cons.

It’s a very good cause, so let’s all show VD that he is a very small minority of unrepentant arseholes in this genre.

ETA: In the comments, Estara points out that Kate Nepveu is also matching donations to Con or Bust through Friday.

And in my referral logs, I found this delightful Tumblr listing books and authors that Theodore Beale a.k.a. Vox Day does not want people to read. I can’t think of a better recommendation.

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Bride of the Girl Cooties

Oh my God, the girl cooties are not just polluting SFF with their sheer femaleness, now they’re lesbian as well! It’s the end of the universe as we know it, I’m telling you.

Anyway, the overlapping discussions about science fiction romance, girl cooties, the SFWA gender fail and the treatment of women in the SFF community in general are still going on, so here are the latest developments and links of interest. Though I do hope we’ll talk of something else before I get to “Abbott and Costello meet the Girl Cooties”.

Warning: Some of the links below may be triggering. Continue reading

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Interview with Writer Drew Avera

Drew AveraToday I have another interview for you, for I am pleased to welcome science fiction writer Drew Avera to my blog.

  1. Tell us a little about yourself.

My name is Drew Avera; I am an active duty US Navy veteran and self-published author. I grew up in Mississippi before joining the navy. I’ve been active duty for thirteen years and I now live in Virginia with my wife and two daughters.

  1. For how long have you been writing and why did you start?

I have been writing for one year, it’s been a crazy year though. I always had the desire, but not the drive. On my 30th birthday I decided that I would make my desires happen and I began the journey that finally led me to write Dead Planet.

Cover Dead Planet Exodus

  1. Tell us a bit about your novel Exodus, first book in the Dead Planet series

It is a science fiction novel, but it’s more than that. The themes of my book begin with the seed of a corporate government ruling the world that now exists on Mars. I explore ultimately where that corruption will take humanity, and what it would take to stop it, if it can even be stopped. I am not a conspiracy theorist, but I do see where things will go if we let things get out of control.

  1. What can you tell us about the Dead Planet series? How many parts will there be? Do you have a series bible, detailed outlines, pre-planned plot arcs, etc…?

I plan on a trilogy for the series that follows the main character, Serus Blackwell. He is a policeman who works for the Agency. They are essentially political assassins who do the dirty work for the Syndicate (the global corporate government). I also have two prequel novellas that will be part of the series, one will take place thirty years before Exodus and the other will take place when humanity first colonizes Mars and we have the first policeman.

  1. What was the inspiration for the Dead Planet series?

To be honest, I started a fantasy novel that was going nowhere. I heard about NaNoWriMo and decided to take a crack at it, but I had to start from scratch in order to qualify. I quickly came up with the idea and plotted it out so I had a basic outline to follow. Then on November 1st I began the first chapter. I wrote the entire 50,280 word first draft in 20 days on my iPhone.

  1. Exodus is science fiction. World building is crucial for the genre. So how did you approach the world building for the Dead Planet series?

I wasn’t really world building in the sense that a fantasy author would. I essentially came up with a plausible way to allow a future generation of humanity to inhabit Mars and ran with it. The biggest step was answering the question, “How do you build an atmosphere to sustain life?” I answered the question with… (I guess you’re gonna have to read the book, lol)

  1. So what’s your favourite work of science fiction?

I’m all over the place, but I love dystopian stuff like the Hunger Games, Wool, and other stuff like that.

  1. Dystopian fiction is currently very popular to the point that it has taken over the science fiction genre and – in some fields such as YA – has become a synonym for science fiction. Do you have any ideas or theories why this might be so?

Of course, I believe it has to do with the fact that people like the glimmer of hope despite all odds. Fiction has grown beyond the comfort of what we know and now we write about what it will be like when everything falls apart. I love it.

  1. Have you ever been traditionally published or did you ever pursue traditional publishing? And if so, what were your experiences?

I received 17 rejection letters from science fiction magazines worldwide when I tried to publish some short stories. Instead of becoming depressed about it, I decided to self-publish. So far sales are low, but the reviews I’ve had are all good. I’d rather have it available to people to read than have it on an editor’s desk as a paperweight never to see the light of day.

  1. You joined the US Navy right after high school. Have your experiences in the military influenced your writing?

It has, probably mostly through life experiences and growing up.

  1. You grew up in Mississippi, the same US state where I spent a very important year of my own childhood. Does your home region influence your writing in any way?

Where I’m from there is a big emphasise on fighting for freedom. The Civil War was a terrible part of American history where one side felt that the government had grown corrupt and the other side felt that the southern states had destroyed the Union through secession. [Editorial note: Of course, the question of slavery played a big role as well] There is a lot of southern pride where I’m from, and that is hard to shake. I imagine most people would stand up against corruption if they had no choice. That trait is something that you’re kind born into where I’m from. Hence my book Dead Planet is about fighting corruption.

  1. Who is your favourite superhero? 

Batman, hands down.

  1. Is there anything else you want to tell our readers?

I hope you will check out my book. There are themes of family, betrayal, corrupt government, personal growth, etc. The whole story was written to keep you enthralled. You will love some characters and hate others.

Thanks for answering my questions, Drew. It was a pleasure to have you.

Visit Drew at his blog or on Facebook. You can find his book at Amazon.com and
Amazon UK.

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“Thanks, but I’m not flooded” and other links

In case anybody is worried whether I have been affected by the record breaking floods currently affecting Germany and much of central Europe (The Atlantic has a photo gallery here), I’m far from any potential flooding and safe, though some of the places I have photographed in the past are currently flooded or about to be. And technical equipment for which I’ve translated manuals and written ad copy is currently being employed for flood relief.

Sad: Scottish writer Iain Banks has died of gall bladder cancer, aged only 59. I enjoyed his novels and though I’d known he was ill ever since he announced it back in April, I still hoped that he would manage to hold on a little longer.

There’s also another literary death to report, albeit one that was long anticipated, for German writer and critic Walter Jens died aged 90, after battling dementia for almost a decade. Walter Jens was a member of the Gruppe 47 of German postwar writers (other natoable members were Ingeborg Bachmann, Günther Grass and Heinrich Böll). He was a translator, critic, professor of rhetorics at the University of Tübingen and – as it turned out late in his life – had been a member of the Nazi Party like so many others, though he claimed not to remember. Maybe he truly didn’t – he was suffering of dementia after all – or maybe he just preferred to forget. His son Tilman – who wrote a book about his father’s illness, one of many popular dementia memoirs that came out in the pst few years – actually linked his father’s dementia to the wish to forget the Third Reich. Personally, I think the younger Jens is full of shit – you don’t profit from your Dad’s illness. And yes, I’m kind of annoyed at myself for writing more words about Walter Jens than about Iain Banks, though Banks meant more t me personally. But then, most of my readers already know who Banks was.

More departures: Eleventh Doctor Matt Smith has announced that he will be leaving Doctor Who after the 50th anniversary special in November and the 2013 Christmas special. I can’t say that I’m surprised considering that Matt Smith has been playing the Doctor for three years now. Now if they could only regenerate Steve Moffat as well, considering that he has been more responsible for the current sorry state of the show than Matt Smith.

The Wall Street Journal has an article about the popularity of Amish romances, that is romance novels, usually inspirational, set among the Amish community. I find the inspirational romance subgenre quite fascinating from an anthropological POV in general.

While on the subject of living close to the land, The New York Times has an article about grafting, the practice of placing the sprouts of a plant such as a tomato plant, apple tree or rose onto the root of a different variety of the plant. As a child, I was utterly fascinated by grafting ever since seeing a report about it on the TV. And so I ran my own grafting experiments. Of course, none of them ever came to anything, largely because I hadn’t understand that the plants had to be the same species and thus grafted different species onto each other, e.g. roses that my mother had cut onto the roots of dandelions or ribwort plantains I dug up in the meadow next to our house.

At Amazing Stories, M.D. Jackson explores the influence of Czech Art Noveau artist Alfonse Mucha on genre art. I’ve been a big Art Noveau fan in general and Mucha fan in particular since my teens, so “You probably don’t know his name” evoked a “Hell, of course I know who Alfonse Mucha was.” response from me. Still, it’s a very good article and an appreciation of an artist who never really got his fair due.

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The Great Westeros Wedding Massacre

So the axe came down on Game of Thrones last week. The much anticipated and feared Red Wedding happened. And a lot of people are bothered.

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Remembering two wonderful and underrated actors

German actor and comedian Eddi Arent died last week aged 88. Eddi Arent was one of the biggest stars in the German entertainment cinema of the 1960s and was known mainly for variations of a single role, that of the bumbling comedy Brit with the dead-pan face and stiff upper lip. He played this role in some of the biggest successes of the 1960s, namely the Edgar Wallace adaptions and the Winnetou adaptions, both produced by Horst Wendlandt, and brought some much needed comic relief to the rather grisly going-ons of the Wallace films and the melodrama of the Winnetou films. In the adaptions of Karl May’s Winnetou novels, he played Lord Castlepool, a British aristocrat stumbling through the Wild West (shot in Croatia) while collecting butterflies. In the Wallace films (21 altogether), he played a variety of roles from dead-pan butlers via roving reporters and bumbling police sergeants to a fellow with the unfortunate name Lord Selwyn Moron.

The Wallace series include some of the IMO best films of German postwar cinema (and a few duds) and the Winnetou films, while clearly dated (How could they not see the slashiness?) and no longer politically correct (lots of white actors playing Native Americans), are still highly watchable. Alas, the official line of German movie criticism is that Weimar Republic cinema was good, Nazi cinema was evil and German postwar cinema was mostly crap, until a bunch of young directors got together in Oberhausen* and declared “grandpa’s cinema” (i.e. entertainment cinema that actually attracted viewers) dead in favour of the New German Cinema peddled by the likes of Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Volker Schlöndorff, Alexander Kluge and others.

This official narrative is wrong. Because the German cinema of the postwar era is a lot better than its abysmal reputation and indeed resulted in a lot of very good films. And while a lot of them were escapism, I don’t think anybody could accuse films such as Rosen für den Staatsanwalt, Wir Wunderkinder, Das Mädchen Rosemarie or Nacht fiel über Gotenhafen of being escapist. And even the escapism was often surprisingly good and surprisingly critical. Nonetheless, the “German postwar cinema was a load of escapist bullcrap made by people who did not want to reflect on the Third Reich” narrative continues to go strong. Even I believed for the longest time that German films of the 1950s and 1960s were crap, even though I had seen the good films (and never liked New German Cinema at all). I just thought the good German films of the era were outliers, until I realised that there was a whole lot of outliers.

Nonetheless, the obituaries for Eddi Arent like this one from Die Welt reflect the established narrative. Good actor, but the films were silly genre crap. It makes me wonder whether whoever wrote this ever watched a single Edgar Wallace film.

Never mind that Eddi Arent’s stock character of the bumbling Brit often had hidden depths. In the very early films, he usually did play the pure comic relief character, though I challenge anyone not to feel a certain chill at the final scene of The Red Circle (1959 – theatrical trailer here), when Eddi Arent – playing a police sergeant – escorts a villain, who had previously escaped justice due to a malfunctioning guillotine – to the gallows and replies to the villain’s question what will happen if the rope breaks, “Then we’ll simply take a new rope” in his typical dead pan delivery. From approx. 1963 on, Eddi Arent’s characters – while still bumbling comic relief figures – did fall under suspicion of being the master villain on occasion. Nor were they always quite as innocent as they seemed.

Take one of my favourite Eddi Arent roles – Archibald Finch, the cleptomaniac butler in The Ringer (recently reviewed here). Finch insinuates himself into the inner circle of the villainous lawyer Maurice Messer and inevitably manages to unsettle the villains with news of the vigilant known only as the Ringer, who’s trying to kill the whole gang. At the climax, it is revealed that the bumbling cleptomaniac butler was just an act and that Finch is the Ringer’s trusty assistant. The delightful trio infernale of the Ringer (Rene Deltgen), his beautiful wife Cora Ann (Margot Trooger) and trusty secretary Archibald Finch (Eddi Arent) is reunited in New Adventures of the Ringer.

In The Sinister Monk (1966 – theatrical trailer here), the unthinkable finally happened. For when the hood of the bullwhip wielding killer monk was finally lifted, the man under the hood was none other than… Eddi Arent. Turned out that his character – the harmless and bumbling janitor at a girl’s boarding school – had been kidnapping female students, including such future stars as Uschi Glas, Dunja Raiter and Susanne Hsiao, for a human trafficking operation and eliminated the members of a treacherous family because of his unrequited love for Karin Dor, the doe-eyed star of many Wallace films. I’ve always viewed The Sinister Monk as the revenge of the Eddi Arent character for always having to play the bumbler and never ever getting the girl.

Eddi Arent played villains in two more Wallace films, another human trafficker in The Hunchback of Soho and a knife throwing killer in The Mystery of the Silver Triangle (both 1966). The latter film is remarkable, because it has Christopher Lee as a good guy and Eddi Arent as a killer.

Finally, I’ll leave you with two clips of Eddi Arent in the Edgar Wallace films of the 1960s, namely interviewing Wolfgang Völz in the middle of a firefight in The Green Archer (1961 – yes, that is Gert Fröbe sitting in the chair about to to shot by the archer), belittling Heinz Drache’s inspector in The Squeaker and playing ping pong with Siegfried Schürenberg in The Squeaker (1963). The Squeaker is another film where Eddi Arent’s character turns out to be not nearly as bumbling as he appears, for his roving reporter character Joshua Harris is constantly berated by his boss for not getting the hot scoops that his mysterious rival “Jos” gets for a competing paper. In the final scene, he informs his boss that he has been “Jos” all along and that he has finally gotten a fixed contract – at the rival paper.

So rest in peace, Eddi. You will be missed.

And just because she deserves to be remembered as well, swimmer and actress Esther Williams died June 6 aged 91. Unlike the German postwar cinema, Esther Williams’ films were pure escapism, watery extravaganzas that bore as little resemblance to actual water shows as Busby Berkley routines bear to Broadway stage productions.

But oh, they were gorgeous to look at: For proof, I give you this delightful underwater dream sequence of Esther Williams swimming with antique statues in Jupiter’s Darling (1955), a water ballet from Million Dollar Mermaid (1952) and a water-skiing spectacular from Easy to Love (1954). Ms. Williams also shared an underwater sequence with Tom and Jerry (not online unfortunately), which is pretty damn awesome. Plus, she was romanced by none other than Ricardo Montalban, the only and only Khan, in Neptune’s Daughter (1949) and shared a still famous duet, Esther Williams singing “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” with him.

Her obituary in the New York Times reveals the price Ms. Williams paid for shooting those amazing scenes – she was repeatedly injured during the filming work.

Golden Age Hollywood – they don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

*Little known fact: George Lucas – yes, that George Lucas – actually won the Oberhausen short film festival in 1968 with the original version of THX 1138 – take that, New German Cinema bores.

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Photos: A Very Big Crane

I’m not talking about SF and girl cooties today for a change. Instead, I’ve got something very big, very hard and very phallic for you today. Honestly, the subject of this post is masculine enough to satisfy even the most macho of hard SF writers (and maybe even VD).

I present you…

A Very Big Crane

Condenser unit

This is a condenser unit. It needs to be installed on the roof. Unfortunately, it weighs roughly 60 kilos. So how to get it up there?

Truck-mounted crane

The solution: A truck-mounted crane. Here it’s still parked on the street this morning.

Truck-mounted crane

Moving into position on the conveniently empty meadow beside the house.

Truck-mounted crane

However, before the crane can do its job, it first needs to be stabilized. This is done via extending hydraulic supports on both sides of the truck.

Hydraulic crane supports

A closer look at the hydraulic supports, already extended, but not.yet lowered. The wooden beams are supposed to keep the supports from sinking into soft ground.

Truck-mounted crane

Going up

Truck-mounted crane

Partially extended crane jib with foliage

Crane jib

The crane jib, still only partially extended. The chains and shackles dangling from the crane hook will be connected to the condenser unit.

Crane over rooftops

Crane over rooftops.

Truck-mounted crane

The crane seen through a gap between houses. Note that it has swiveled around from where it started.

Hooking on the cargo

Hooking on the condenser unit.

Condenser unit on crane

Condenser unit in flight

Crane delivery

Incoming…

Crane delivery

Almost there…

Disconnecting cargo

Got it. Disconnecting the condenser unit from the crane.

Crane jib

Swivelling back over the rooftops

The whole operation took less than an hour, most of which was set-up and dimantling time. The actual transport took maybe five minutes. Through it all, the crane was never fully extended BTW. I wanted to ask crane operator about the outreach of the crane, but couldn’t remember the German word for “outreach” for the life of me. It’s a weird problem to have, knowing some technical terms better in English than in German.

On a somewhat unrelated note, I am sorely tempted to use one of the photos I took today for an erotica cover with the title “Look, it’s so big”. Of course, that would probably have to be a piece of Transformer erotica (I’m sure it’s out there somewhere).

Of course, if you’re a Transformer, those probably are exceedingly dirty pictures.

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