Linkdump for a Crappy Weekend

Since this weekend has turned out to be so bad, here are some links, mostly writing and language related, to take your mind of the bad stuff for a while:

Here is a very informative site, created by a professor of linguistics at the University of Potsdam, about Kiezdeutsch, the German dialect spoken by urban youngsters in multi-ethnic neighbourhoods.

It’s not just urban youngsters either, for that matter. Elements of Kiezdeutsch regularly show up in the speech of my suburban students, probably due to copying the speech patterns of popular comedians and rappers. And one of the my linguistics colleagues at the University of Vechta researched Kiezdeutsch as well, among the rural/small town population of Vechta.

Elizabeth Bear has a beautiful post on art, voice and flaws.

Here is a fabulous post on why Mary Sue/Gary Stu accusations are thrown around far too easily these days from the awesomely named Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. Found via Sam Sykes.

Dean Wesley Smith, whose blog I have started following of late, has an interesting post about pulp fiction, book lengths and e-books.

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Can we please go back in time and skip this weekend?

This is turning out to be a really shitty weekend. First of all, there were some very bad health news for a dear relative. Then there was the Japan earthquake and tsunami with an as of yet undetermined number of casualties. And as if that wasn’t enough for Japan, now there is a nuclear reactor on the edge of meltdown. Continue reading →

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Some more on the whole e-book thing

Regarding Sunday’s e-book post, now that I’ve mentioned the possibility of putting out some of my stuff in e-book form, I might as well say some more:

So first of all, what would you put out?

Like I mentioned in the Sunday post, I have a couple of novella length stories that are pretty much unpublishable in today’s climate as well as some short stories that were published in small press magazines that are long unavailable by now. Instead of leaving those stories to rot on my harddrive, I might as well do something with them. In particular, I am thinking about some interlinked stories I wrote featuring the same characters. Those would be ideal for (re)issuing as ebooks. Continue reading →

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Bodily Functions in Fiction and Reality

Either I have caught some kind of stomach bug or I simply ate something that disagreed with me. I sincerely hope the culprit wasn’t this recipe from the New York Times site that I tried out on Wednesday, because I enjoyed the dish a whole lot.

At any rate, my stomach started to rumble during my afternoon class yesterday. I ignored it at first, but eventually it got so bad that I had to make a trip to the teachers’ loo during the five minute break between the afternoon lessons. Continue reading →

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Midweek Writing Links

I’m working on a longer post, but meanwhile there has been a lot of interesting writing discussion going on the internet. So here are some writing links. Continue reading →

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New Ways of Mispronouncing “Duke”

For some reason, Germans have incredible problems pronouncing the word “Duke”, probably because the [dju] combination does not normally occur in German.

To date, my favourite mispronunciation happens in the German crime thriller Scotland Yard jagt Dr. Mabuse (Dr. Mabuse vs. Scotland Yard) from 1963, wherein a character is consistently referred to as the “Duck of Rampart”.

Meet the Duck of Rampart. Quack, quack.

However, today my students managed a mispronunciation of “Duke” that tops even the “Duck of Rampart”.

The kids were reading a short text about Lady Jane Grey, which then turns into an exercise to teach the passive voice. The sad story of Lady Jane Grey is particularly well suited to teaching the passive, because Jane is largely a passive participant in her own story. She does not make things happen, things happen to her. Besides, the blood and death and drama of the Tudor era usually gets the kids’ interest.

Anyway, the text mentions Jane father-in-law, the Duke (not Duck) of Northumberland. Students usually stumble over Northumberland which is difficult to pronounce for a non-native speaker. But today I had a students read out “the Dutch of Northumberland”. I said, “No, he was English, not Dutch.”

Which is pretty funny, but it gets better. Because later in the same lesson, another student came up with the “Dick of Northumberland”.

I suppressed a laugh, corrected the pronunciation and then asked, “Do you know what ‘dick’ means?”

The students said no, though I saw at least one kid smirking, which suggested that he knew and was too embarrassed to say.

So I said, “Dick can be a nickname for Richard. However, ‘dick’ can also be a colloquial term for penis. So you just called him the penis of Northumberland.”

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Photo Post

And now for some photos:

Spring is coming, as evidenced by the crocus blossoms blooming in my garden. Continue reading →

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100 Years of International Women’s Day

One hundred years ago today, German Socialist Clara Zetkin introduced International Women’s Day to be celebrated on March 8th.

So let’s celebrate awesome women everywhere. Why not start by reading some Clara Zetkin? Some of her writing are available online in English and German.

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The debate that would not die

I’m still terribly tired. It’s probably spring coming, either that or I’ve caught some kind of bug and my body is fighting it off.

Meanwhile, the “nihilism in epic fantasy” debate just refuses to die. Which is actually a good thing, because some of the best posts to come out of this debate were late to the party, so to say.

Case in point: Sam Sykes speaks wise on the issue of nihilist versus optimistic fantasy.

I very much agree with his post. Life is neither all good nor all bad and neither should literature – any kind of literature, not just fantasy – be. Good authors, and to my mind this includes both Tolkien and some of the authors that have been put on the “nihilist side” of this very artificial line, know this and have both light and darkness, humour and tragedy, in their fiction. Indeed, Tolkien explicitly addressed this very issue in “On Fairy-Stories”.

Finally, here is a lovely post by Theodora Goss on writing and the meaning of life.

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Writing, Spaghetti Sauce, Sex, Gender Relations, Anti-Semitic Bees and Hollywood Woes

I’m inexplicably tired today, so here’s a Sunday linkdump:

Here is Dan Kois about why writers abandon novels at the New York Times. The short answer is, because they aren’t working, are broken beyond repair and have become a sprawling mess. I guess we all have a manuscript or five like that.

At Charles Stross’ blog Harry Connolly compares the variety of spaghetti sauce and mustard on the supermarket shelves with the variety of genres and subgenres on the bookstore shelves.

I rarely look at the WordPress News section of the WordPress dashboard, but sometimes you can find interesting stuff such as this video of writer Michelle Anderson explaining how she created an interactive novel by embedding media files via a WordPress plug-in. The site in question, The Miracle in July, is here.

Marissa Day continues her series on writing sex at the Book View Café and discusses why women writing openly about sex is not just a good thing but also still controversial to a certain degree, particularly if a female character is the one who pursues sex rather than allows herself to be pursued.

On a related note, Evan Hughes slams a new book discussing the concept of the sexual marketplace at The New Republic.

The first time I came across the whole concept of a sexual marketplace where men buy sex (with gifts, commitment, marriage, etc…), while women sell (against gifts, commitment, marriage, children, etc…), I thought, “Oh God, what a fucked up notion.” Because it’s wrong on so many levels, not just in reducing human interactions to pure economics (unfortunately a common mistake among economists) but also in the assumption that all men ever want from any interaction with a woman is sex, while all women ever want from any interaction with a man is commitment, because – gasp – women can’t actually be enjoying sex for its own sake, can they? Never mind that relationships, dating and sex sound about as enjoyable within this sort of framework as a visit to the dentist.

However, it seems that this concept is sadly common, not just on those terribly misogynist blogs by men who got dumped by their wife/girlfriend and now hate all women but even on blogs written by women who claim to be (and probably believe to be) giving relationship advice to young women. Luckily, it mainly seems to be a US thing, though.

In general, it seems to me as if the US is more conservative with regards to gender roles and definitely more conservative with regards to attitudes towards sex. And in many ways, those assumptions also explain a lot about certain dynamics common in American romance novels, TV shows (Sex and the City might just as well have been about aliens, because those women behaved like no woman I ever met) and other pop cultural phenomena. If you’re reading romance, this can become a problem because it can be difficult to avoid romances with creepy gender dynamics. If you’re writing romance, it can be even more difficult, if many people believe that this is the way things are. Though it’s a challenge to show that relationships can be different.

Shock: Is Maya the Bee anti-semitic? Well, not Maya the Bee herself, though the bee queen does peddle some problematic ideas in the childhood classic. But recent research suggests that the author Waldemar Bonsels most probably was.

Here is yet another “American film is ruined, because Hollywood no longer makes serious adult drama” article from that renown bastion of seriousness GQ. This time around, it’s the people of my generation who are at fault, because we all watched Top Gun (which I’ve never seen BTW) and used it as a model of what film should be like.

I think we all agree that Hollywood is in trouble, but I don’t think that “serious adult drama” or what passes for it in the minds of certain film critics is the only way to go. Treating films – every film and not just “serious adult drama” TM – less as product and more as art would help, though.

And why must those “Hollywood is dying” articles always be so terribly condescending anyway? It was okay, when Theodor W. Adorno railed against the culture industry, but then he was Adorno and a genius and – at least as far as sociologists are concerned – god. At university, we always joked that for sociologits Adorno is god, Habermas is Jesus and Horkheimer the holy spirit.

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