My Mom discovers self-publishing and e-books

Today, my Mom called me and asked me if I’d heard of this Amanda Hocking person (she actually got the name wrong, but I knew whom she meant) who is selling a million ebooks and making seventy percent on every sale.

I said, “Yes, I’ve heard of her, but how come that you have?”

Turns out that she heard it on the radio. Which is a surprise in itself, because though I love Radio Bremen, like all traditional media outlets they’re not exactly up to date with regards of what happens on the internet.

Amanda Hocking’s blog is here BTW. She talks sense and seems like a lovely person, too. I’ll really have to try one of her books, too, because she writes paranormals and given her story, her books would seem to be relevant to the PhD thesis.

My Mom: “This whole thing sounds really good, even if it’s ‘just’ e-books. And she’s sold a million books and she gets seventy percent. Do you think you could do something like that?”

Me: “Actually, I’ve been thinking about putting up some of my stuff in e-book form for a couple of weeks now and see how it goes. I just need to do some research first, because I want to make the e-books as good as possible.”

I’ve been following Kristine Kathryn Rusch’s Business Rusch series and Joe Konrath’s blog with some interest in the past few months, so of course I’ve been having thoughts along those lines. In particular, I’ve been thinking about putting up bundled short stories and some of those “unsellable” novella length pieces. I have several of those, they’re good and just sitting around on my hard drive, because there is no market for them. I also have a couple of stories/novellettes that feature the same characters and would be ideal for bundling and selling.

I’ll still try to sell new short stories to the various magazines and I’ll shoot for a traditional publisher, when “the novel” is finished. But I don’t see why I shouldn’t try more than one channel.

Anyway, I want to do this right (and I have to talk to my accountant, too, how such business ventures are handled by German tax law), so it may take some time yet until I put something up for sale. But until then:

Watch this space!

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Cora goes to the mall – and testdrives an iPad

I hadn’t actually planned to go anywhere today, but a friend called me this afternoon. He was feeling restless and wanted to go to the cinema, so we headed for the Waterfront mall which currently houses Bremen’s nicest multiplex cinema.

Waterfront, originally built as an educational amusement complex called Spacepark, has been getting busier in the last year or so and was pretty packed, though most of the customers come for Primark. The Waterfront Primark was the first to open in Germany and still is the only one in North Germany. I don’t quite get the appeal, the clothes are cute but the sizes too small (a common problem with UK chains) and the store is always a mess, because the shoppers literally tear the merchandise apart. But it’s cheap, so it draws a lot of customers, particularly teenagers.

Unfortunately, if you’re not interested in Primark there’s not a lot to see at Waterfront mall. The store selection is very much skewed towards fashion and shoes, even the bookstore is pretty crappy. Not that it mattered much, because today the mailman brought me a shipment of Mills & Boon novels. I’d been meaning to try their new Riva line and I also like the occasional Nocturne and Intrigue. In general, category romances make for good palate cleansers, because they’re short.

The Waterfront mall does have Bremen’s only Apple store, though. We did take the chance to go in and play around with an iPad, first time I’ve actually seen one in person. I don’t go to Waterfront mall that often – the last time I was there was with my Mom and she has zero interest in computer stores.

As for the iPad, I’m not going to buy one any time soon. The portability is nice, but I don’t like touchscreens and the demonstration iPad clearly demonstrated why – it was covered in grubby fingerprints. The thing was also not nearly as intuitive as we’ve been led to believe. It took a few tries to figure out how to get back to the main menu from some program or app. The piano app is nice, but the keys are too small and I don’t exactly have sausage fingers. The touchscreen keyboard is only good for short e-mails, for extended typing it’d drive me mad.

While we were at the Apple store, a bunch of young boys approx. ten to fourteen were trying out iPads and having great fun with it. And I know that many of my students are fascinated by iPads, though no one has one yet. “Why didn’t you buy an iPad instead?”, one of my students asked me recently when I took my laptop to school, “It’s much cooler.”

I think that’s the demographic that iPads are ideal for, teenagers who want to play games, watch videos and surf the web – and maybe read a book or make art, but who don’t type more than the occasional Facebook/SchülerVZ update. Ditto for adults with the same media consumption needs. I suspect that iPads would be great for school use – students could have all their textbooks in one handy place, they could access the internet, play games during the break, use it in art class, etc…

But for me a laptop or netbook is still the better option, because I write and type a lot. If I were to buy a tablet PC – and I wouldn’t buy an iPad but one of the competitors, because I have never been an Apple user – it would be the fourth device after the main desktop PC, laptop (for school and university use) and netbook (for travel). And I really don’t want to spend that much money on a device that I won’t be using regularly. If anything, I’ll probably buy a dedicated e-reader before I buy a tablet PC.

In the end, we didn’t go to the movies after all, because none of us was all that keen on watching True Grit and nothing else appealed at all. We’d initially planned to grab dinner at the Waterfront food court, but the place was packed, lines were long and the only good food option there is the Asian/Sushi place. So we thought, “Oh well, we’ll stop somewhere on the way home.”

Since today was Saturday, i.e. the day when the mundanes go out for dinner, most other places were packed as well. In the end we stopped at Lara’s Diner, an American retro-style diner near the A1 highway. American retro style diners became fashionable in the 1990s for a while. The ones that survived the fad were mostly located near highway exits.

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New Adventures in Teaching

I had a couple of weird experiences at school this week. Probably something in the cafeteria food, except that the students don’t eat there if they can prevent it. Or maybe Helmers bakery – where the students are not supposed to go, but do anyway – put something into their Berliners.

This Thursday, for example, one of my seventh-graders was early for class. I had him wipe the board and the boy took the opportunity for an impromptu drawing (he’s a typical doodler). Then he asked me, “Do you know what that is, Ms. Buhlert?” Continue reading →

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Not Feeling So Hot Linkdump

I’m not feeling too hot today. Schools are hotbeds for all sorts of bugs, unfortunately, but usually I manage to avoid them. Yesterday, however, one of my students came back after several days sick at home with what looked like a nasty cold/flu bug. He was so obviously sick that I asked him whether he didn’t want to go home Maybe I should feel flattered that he likes my class well enough to come even when sick – and it’s an afternoon class, too – but I fear I may have caught whatever he has.

So instead of a longer post, here is a linkdump:

Jim C. Hines on writing during his lunchbreak at Booklife Now.

Kristine Kathryn Rusch continues her Business Rusch series. Lots of stuff to think about there.

Here is a lengthy article by Jim Holt about whether the Internet is changing our brains and whether that is a good or bad thing from the London Review of Books.

Now I can’t shake the image of Woody Allen missing out on the Singularity from my head. I don’t even believe in the Singularity, but I can see it in my mind:

The Singularity happens. Everybody merges with machines and uploads themselves into Cyberspace. Only Woody Allen is left standing alone on the streets of Manhattan.

Woody (adorably confused): “What’s the matter? Where did everybody go?”

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Search Term Weirdness

Somebody entered “cora winning the oscar” into a search engine and landed here.

Not that I’d mind winning one, not at all, but I haven’t.

The closest I’ve ever come to a major award was seeing a Bambi award in person.

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Sex versus Death

Only a short post today, cause I’m tired.

Yesterday evening, I was at the monthly translators’ meet-up, had some crawfish pasta and red wine and a nice chat with some colleagues. Unsurprisingly, there was much griping about zu Guttenberg.

Talking of zu Guttenberg, he has also managed to mess up the carnival celebrations in the Rhine area, because political theme floats have to be modified and satirical speeches have to be changed at short notice.

The big epic fantasy discussion is also still going on and branching out. Here, Mark Charan Newton wonders why speculative fiction in general is still such a straight white men’s club. Though I’m not sure if the Arthur C. Clarke Awards longlist is the best possible data set. For starters, the Nebula Awards shortlist is much more diverse and much more promising.

Talking of the Clarke Awards, a blog called Everything Nice has compiled a statistic evaluation of the 2011 Arthur C. Clarke award shortlist. Depressing bits include the fact that a full quarter of the shortlisted novels have no female viewpoint characters and only a little over half pass the Bechdel test. Protagonists are also more likely to kill someone than have sex, they are more likely to have sex than be in a relationship and a protagonist is more likely to die than to experience an explicitly described sex scene.

That’s probably why I have gradually moved away from “pure” speculative fiction and into the various romance hybrid genres (urban fantasy, paranormal romance, futuristic romance, SF romance, time travel romance, etc…). Because I generally prefer sex to death.

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Quo Vadis, Epic Fantasy?

Well, at least we know where Karl Theodor zu Guttenberg is going, namely back to his castle in Franconia. Of the many commentaries on his resignation today, I quite like this one from Deutsche Welle.

Nor is Guttenberg the only prominent political figure who plagiarized his PhD thesis. It seems that Saif Gaddafi, son of Muammar Gaddafi, has done the same in his thesis at the London School of Economics. Even worse, it seems there was bribery involved.

By the way, the title of Saif Gaddafi’s thesis is The Role of Civil Society in the Democratisation of Global Governance Institutions. In the light of the current situation in Libya, Gaddafi Junior’s views on that matter should be interesting.

There’s also some more on the ongoing debate about epic fantasy, where it came from and where it is going:

Matthew David Surridge tries to define epic fantasy over at the Black Gate blog. What is notable about this post is that he at least references the related discussion about sex, gender and epic fantasy. What is also notable is that Surridge openly admits that he has never heard of many of the female writers mentioned in those discussions. Alas, when he tries to define epic fantasy, he largely goes back to the men with the exception of Robin Hobb and Jacqueline Carey.

And just to prove that there seems to be something in the air that makes the future of epic fantasy the topic of the day, here is an SF Signal post from January which also discusses epic fantasy

Apparently, there’s also something in the air that compels writers to talk about voice, style and authenticity.

First of all, here is Paul Jessup with a response to the Jeff Vandermeer post I linked to two days ago.

And here is Elizabeth Bear with a wonderful appreciation of the late Jane Russell (and Marilyn Monroe), which segues into a discussion of artistic authenticity.

Tangentially, this post also reminds me of yet another issue I have with Mad Men. Because a lot of the attitudes that are portrayed in Mad Men are actually lampooned in classic Hollywood comedies of the 1950s and 1960s. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and How to Marry a Millionaire lampoons the gold-digging, “find a rich man and get as much as you can, before he dumps you” attitude we find in certain Mad Men storylines, most notably those involving Christina Hendricks’ character. And a lot of the old Rock Hudson – Doris Day comedies tackled subjects such as sexual harassment and sexism in the workplace. I can think of at least two that are actually set in the very advertising world Mad Men depicts. In one, Doris Day plays the hardworking and talented copywriter who nonetheless keeps losing clients to Rock Hudson, who is less qualified than she is, but takes the clients out for booze and more. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? And any of those 1950s/1960s films are sassier and funnier than Mad Men could ever be.

So if a lot of films actually made during the Mad Men era poked fun at the attitudes of the times, because the screenwriters realized how silly they were, then why does Mad Men, made with the benefit of hindsight, take itself so seriously?

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Breaking News

German Defence Secretary Karl Theodor zu Guttenberg has resigned over the plagiarism affair. About time.

Hollywood star Jane Russell has died aged 89.

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Oscars 2011 Redux

So I did watch the Oscars after all.

I’d been debating whether to watch or not, since I have never seen most of the nominated films anyway – either because they haven’t made it to Germany yet or because I have zero interest in them. Besides, watching the Oscars tends to make me angry, because I vehemently disagree with some of the decisions, and I usually end up threatening to ram an Oscar up at least one winner’s posterior every time. Finally, watching the Oscars was so much cooler, when there was the thrill of the forbidden connected with it, when you had to sneak out of bed and into the living room and keep the TV volume very very low, so low you could barely make out the speeches, all that you wouldn’t wake your parents. Since I live alone, it’s never been that exciting again.

Still, since I did not have to get up for school early today, I though I’d give it a shot and simply switch off and go to bed, if it got too boring or if I got too angry at undeserving winners. Continue reading →

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Nihilism and Plagiarism Redux – and a little bit on Style

Here’s a Sunday link round-up with yet some more reactions on the subjects that have kept us occupied of late.

First of all, German academics speak out against the cavalier reaction of many politicians and parts of the media to the Guttenberg plagiarism case.

I have also found some more reactions to the nihilism in epic fantasy debate of the past week and a half.

At the Apex blog, John H. Stevens weighs in one the nihilism in fantasy debate and particularly takes issue with the Theo/Vox Day post.

Athena Andreadis argues that both “sides” of the debate represent just the same old testosterone club at the Apex blog. I agree with her there, because the two “sides” in this debate don’t really seem all that different. Fantasy as a genre is a lot bigger and more diverse than traditional epic fantasy, traditional sword and sorcery and the new dark and gritty epic fantasy. There are plenty of subgenres, traditions and styles beyond the “moral/black and white” vs. “nihilistic/realistic” dichotomy (which is false anyway).

Sherwood Smith asks “What is adult?” over at the Book View Café.

Mary Catelli ponders the different meanings of “realistic” in the context of fiction. Blood, guts and gore are just one possible meaning.

One thing I’ve noticed during this discussion is that even though the discussion was dominated by men (and the authors mentioned usually were all male as well), the most thoughtful posts all came from women. But they got much less attention, probably because the men were shouting louder.

On a different note, Jeff Vandermeer claims that story is style and even that character is style. Not really surprising, since Jeff Vandermeer strikes me as a very style driven writer. I also wonder whether this is a response to the voice post by Kristine Kathryn Rusch I linked to yesterday.

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