Another Political Plagiarist, Bestsellers and Pulp Surrealism

We have another case of suspected plagiarism involving a German politician. This time the suspected plagiarist is Bernd Althusmann, secretary of culture and education in Lower Saxony and president of the conference of German state secretaries of education. Since I teach at a school in Lower Saxony and also taught at a university in Lower Saxony, this guy is theoretically my boss.

The Potsdamer Neueste Nachrichten has more (in German). I linked to this fairly obscure regional newspaper rather than the bigger and better known news sources, because their article is very good. Besides, the topic is of interest to a Potsdam based newspaper, because Althusmann gained his doctorate at the University of Potsdam.

The current bestseller discussion is also still going on, because here is another Bookforum article on bestseller lists, this time by Michael Dirda. Apparently, this is the article Andrew Wheeler was responding to, not the other one. It is marginally better, though I don’t agree with his suggestion that every author should only get to appear on the bestseller list once. And Gene Wolfe is not an author that “no one has heard of”, as Michael Dirda claims, though he certainly deserves to be better known. Never mind that e.g. the New York Times is already grouping all volumes of a YA series (not adult series, though, for some reason) together on their Children’s series list, so seven volumes of Harry Potter and four and a half of Twilight won’t fill up the entire YA bestseller list.

Finally, I really like this post/manifesto by Paul Jessup on pulp surrealism.

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Poetry among the design classics

Tonight, I went to the newleaf Summer Season reading at the Wilhelm Wagenfeld Haus in Bremen.

newleaf is the English language lit mag of the University of Bremen. I’ve been involved with the mag for a long time now and used to be the sales manager. In fact, I suppose I still am the sales manager, though I’m largely inactive now I am no longer at the uni. I still go to the staff meetings and readings, but that’s the extent of my involvement these days. Continue reading →

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The Pegasus Pulp launch – and yet another announcement

The Pegasus Pulp launch was a lot more successful than I could have hoped for, because I sold nine books (and made approx. five dollars) on the first day. So far, Rites of Passage seems to be my bestseller.

The amount of attention Pegasus Pulp has been getting on its first day was largely due to Sherwood Smith who plugged Pegasus Pulp on her livejournal. Thanks a lot to Sherwood and to everybody who bought the books.

What is more, I also have another event to announce, at least for those in the Bremen area:

Summer Season, a literary event organized by newleaf, the English language literary magazine of the University of Bremen, will take place on Tuesday July 5, 2011, at 7 p.m. at the Bremen design museum Wilhelm Wagenfeld Haus. Bremen authors Elisabeth Dutz, Ole D. Herlyn, Kirsten Steppat and Elke Marion Weiß (whose first novel comes out this fall) will read some of their texts, Rob Hyde will perform stand-up comedy and Jan Ströh and his guitar will provide the music. Becks beer and other drinks will be available as well.

Here is the official press release of the University of Bremen (they seem to have mistaken Ole D. Herlyn for a man, though) and the announcement on the website of the virtuelles Literaturhaus Bremen. newleaf also has a Facebook page which could use some “likes”.

I’ve been involved with newleaf for many years now and even used to serve as sales manager for the magazine. I suppose I still am the newleaf sales manager in theory, since nobody else wants that job. But since I got my MA, I am no longer as active as I used to be. But newleaf always puts on great events and the Wihelm Wagenfeld design museum is always worth a visit.

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Introducing Pegasus Pulp

It has taken a while, but Pegasus Pulp, my independent e-publishing company, is finally open for business.

A skeleton version of the Pegasus Pulp website has been online for a while, but I put the finishing touches on the site yesterday evening. I even made a flyer to distribute at local literary events.

If you want to know more about Pegasus Pulp, visit the About us and FAQ pages.

Of course, I not only have a publishing company, I also have books. In fact, we are launching with three e-books. If you want to see an overview, you can also click on the e-book tab in the menu above and view information on the individual titles. The excerpts are not yet live, but will be coming in the next few days.

And now the books:

The Other Side of the Curtain, a thrilling spy tale set in East Germany in 1966

Outlaw Love, a tale of hangings and lesbian bandits in the Old West

Rites of Passage, a coming of age story set in a pirate society on a world with two moons

Buy our books at Amazon.com, Amazon UK and Amazon Germany with more formats coming soon. If the books are not yet live, please be patient and check back tomorrow.

I’m really excited about this venture.

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They all go to Walle

Since my Mom is on her own this weekend, I picked her up this morning and we drove out to Walle, a neighbourhood in West Bremen.

First we visited Walle cemetery where my grandma (and grandfather and great-grandparents, but I knew neither of them) is buried. Apparently, my great-grandparents lived in Walle, that’s why the family grave is at that cemetery. However, since Walle is pretty far off, we rarely get the chance to visit.

Afterwards, we drove to the nearby Waterfront mall. I got lucky and found a pair of very nice reduced black sandals with a medium heel. It’s so rare I find shoes that fit comfortably, so that I told the shop assistant who tried to sell me some anti-skid pads, “Oh, but I’m not skidding. I have weirdly shaped feet and I’m so glad I finally found some shoes that fit me.”

I also picked up What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen, because I love her books.

The Waterfront Mall has a food court, but the selection is not all that great, unless you really like sausage (because there are at least three different stalls all selling some variation of grilled sausage). Never mind that it was packed with shoppers. My Mom took one look at the lines and the packed tables and said, “I’m really not in the mood for this.” – “Never mind”, I said, “We’ll simply go somewhere else.”

As the name indicates, the Waterfront Mall is located directly in the harbour on the grounds of the defunct AG Weser shipyard. Near the mall is Speicher XI, a one-hundred-year old former warehouse (and coincidentally the longest building in Bremen), which has been converted into office space and also houses the Bremen harbour museum and an art college. I did a poetry reading at Speicher XI some time ago, so I knew that it also houses a restaurant and that’s where we went. We had bruschetta as a starter and then pasta with tomatoes, arugula and goat cheese and finally a chai latte. All in all a very nice restaurant and definitely worth a visit. Plus, there is the harbour museum right next door, which is also well worth a visit.

In the early evening, my Dad called from Greenland. Apparently, the weather there is better than here, even though Ilulissat, the city where he is, is 200 kilometers north of the Arctic circle. Apparently, there is a glacier there and icebergs near the harbour and of course the midnight sun. I told him to take photos.

In other news, the winners of the 2011 Rita and Golden Heart Awards have been announced. On the paranormal front, Unchained by the underrated Sharon Ashwood won the Rita award for best paranormal romance, Virginia Kantra won the Rita award for best novella for her contribution to the Burning Up anthology and Julie Kagawa won the Rita award for the best YA novel for The Iron King. I’m also happy about Karen Templeton and Lauren Willig winning in their respective categories, because I have always enjoyed their work.

Finally, Andrew Wheeler responds to the bestseller list article I linked to yesterday. I’m rather stunned that the article was written by Michael Dirda, because I had always taken Michael Dirda for someone who would know better than to classify Forever Amber and Peyton Place as sex books and Exodus as religious fiction.

Finally, you may have noticed that there are some changes afoot on this website. So stand by for an exciting announcement tomorrow.

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Summer Holiday Linkdump

Bookforum has an interesting article about bestselling novels in America. The condescension dripping from parts of the article is a pity though, especially since it is so unnecessary.

Never mind that the author is just plain wrong in many cases. Forever Amber is classified as a sex book? Excuse me, but while Amber may have earned her living as a courtesan, the actual sex happens off page. I would probably classify it as historical fiction, though it is considered one of the ancestors of the “bodiceripper” type historical romance. It isn’t a romance though, for starters because it hasn’t got a happy ending, let alone a HEA.

Finally, isn’t it telling that Forever Amber, Peyton Place and Valley of the Dolls are classified as sex novels, while Tropic of Cancer and Portnoy’s Complaint are classified as literary fiction? Even though there is more explicit sex in the latter two novels than in Forever Amber. But then Forever Amber, Peyton Place and Valley of the Dolls were written by women (Kathleen Winsor, Grace Metalious and Jacqueline Susann respectively), while Tropic of Cancer and Portnoy’s Complaint were written by men (Henry Miller and Philip Roth respectively). Another example of the literary double standard in action.

And talking of double standards, it’s also interesting that The Jungle by Upton Sinclair and The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck are classified as “social problem novels” rather than as literary fiction. John Steinbeck only won the freaking Nobel Prize for Literature in 1962 and he still doesn’t get to be literary?

Talking of double standards, the women in SFF debate is still raging on with some good posts such as this one by a livejournal user known as mouseworks who argues that women writers should stop trying to pander to men’s likes and dislikes and just do their own thing.

This post resonated with me, because in the SFF community you frequently see women desperately trying to convince the men* that they are cool and have great taste and read/write the right stuff and are not girly like those other women over there. I can’t even judge them, I used to be one of them. But guess what? It doesn’t work. Because no matter how many “right” opinions you sprout and how many “right” books you read, sooner or later you’re still going to read/write/watch/like the wrong thing.

The bit about those women writers whom men like also resonated. Because whenever you politely point out that the overwhelmingly negative attitude towards urban fantasy and paranormal romance in the SFF community or the negative attitude towards the romance genre pretty much everywhere may have something to do with the fact that those genres are dominated by women, you inevitably get men declaring that they of course like women writers, good women writers.** And then comes the list. The list of women writers acceptable to men. The number is usually between three and five, rarely more. And the same handful of names keeps popping up over and over again on those lists. And I have to confess that if I haven’t yet sampled a female writer’s work and her name keeps popping up on those lists of “women writers acceptable to men”, I feel an immediate resistance to giving that writer’s works a chance. It’s deeply unfair, of course, and when I actually read a short story by one of the writers that keep showing up on those lists in an anthology, I ended up enjoying it, because it was simply a good story by a good writer and not pandering to male tastes at all. But those list of women acceptable to men always leave a bad taste in my mouth.

German politicians seem to have refrained from getting caught plagiarizing these past few months, but now paranormal romance author Moira Rogers has been hit by a particularly blatant and stupid plagiarist. Found via Lilith Saintcrow.

Finally, the results of the Cover Café‘s annual contest for the best and worst romance covers have been posted. Most of my picks finished pretty high this year (though one came in last), which is unusual, because my tastes are mostly out of step with the tastes of the majority of romance readers. They even quoted a few of my comments.

*Not all men, of course. Just a certain sort of more or less openly misogynist man.

**I’ve heard these very same words from a fairly prominent and influential male writer/critic.

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Holidays at Last

Today was my last day of school before the summer holidays. The kids still have three more days of school, but those are dedicated to school trips and sport festivals in which I am not involved, so today was my last day.

The weather changed overnight, so we didn’t have “hitzefrei” again. Though today, only half of my afternoon class showed up. We watched Voyage of the Damned, the 2007 Doctor Who Christmas special. I had picked it, because Doctor Who usually works for kids of a fantastic bent (Chuck works for those who prefer action adventure) and because one of the students in the class is a huge fan of disaster movies featuring big ships in danger. And since Voyage of the Damned is the Doctor Who take on Titanic and The Poseidon Adventure (both of which the student in question loves) I figured it would be a good fit. And it was – the kids thoroughly enjoyed themselves, even the one who pretended not to be interested.

I suspect I may be the only person in the world ever to draw a parallel between the Beluga Shipping takeover which has been dominating the local news for the past few months and a Doctor Who plot. But the situation of Max Capricorn, the villain in Voyage of the Damned, and his company actually does mirror that of former Beluga head Niels Stolberg and so I used the Beluga comparison to explain the finer plot points the kids did not get. Only that Stolberg did not turn to villainy.

However, though school is out, I still have to get up very early tomorrow – much earlier than usual in fact. Because I have to take my Dad to the airport again. This time he is flying to Ilulissat in Greenland with half a dozen stopovers inbetween. And no, I had never heard of Ilulissat before this week either.

The half dozen stopovers are more of a nuissance for my Dad than for me. But unfortunately, he starts his journey with the 6:20 flight to Amsterdam, which means that I have to get up at 4:30 a.m. and pick up my Dad at 5 a.m.

The 6:20 flight to Amsterdam is the first flight that leaves Bremen airport every morning (or maybe the second. I think there is a Frankfurt flight a few minutes earlier) and it has been the bane of my existence for years, because I have either been on that flight or taken someone to the airport who is getting onto that flight lots of times. The timetable never changes either, the flight always leaves at 6:20 a.m. The Bremen – Amsterdam flight is the oldest connection at the airport – it has been going continuously for ninety-one years. And I bet passengers in 1920 already complained about the 6:20 flight to Amsterdam.

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Hitzefrei Part II – The Reprise

Today, school finished early again due to the heat. It’s no longer as unrelentingly hot as yesterday, but very humid and oppressive.

In theory, “hitzefrei” means no afternoon classes. However, when I dropped by my classroom to check for stray students, I found the entire group waiting for me. “Okay, folks, so we’ve got ‘hitzefrei’ today”, I said to them (they didn’t know about the “hitzefrei”, because they’d had the last two lessons off anyway), “So you can either go home or we watch a film in class, as scheduled.”

Guess what? They wanted to stay and watch a film. So we sat in an overheated classroom and watched Casino Royale on a DVD one kid had brought. I let the kids bring their own movies, provided they have a 12 certificate (I’m flexible on 16, but 18 is out) and are in English with subtitles. Bond films are okay for that age – the violence is too over the top and the sex usually mild.

Watching the film, I realized that I had never actually seen Casino Royale in full. It came out while I was completely in the thrall of my MA thesis and later on TV, I only caught snatches. What bothered me, particularly in the undubbed version, was that every bad guy was somehow dark-haired or dark-skinned and had a foreign accent (usually not matching the places they were supposed to be from), while the good guys were all blonde, blue-eyed and spoke with RP accents. Racist much, Mr Bond?

As usual, Judi Dench as M stole the film. Though thank to Ms. Dench my students now know what “bugger” means. “If you’re going to use it and someone asks you where you got that word from, please say you got it from a Bond film and not from me”, I told them.

I guess I should feel flattered that the kids would rather spend the afternoon with me (and Mr Bond) than go swimming at the lake. I still could’ve done without sitting in a sweltering classroom, though.

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Hitzefrei

Today was my Dad’s birthday and also coincidentally the hottest day of the year with more than 30 ° Celsius. Even now, well past midnight, the temperature is still over 20° Celsius.

Today, I also experienced a phenomenon that was fairly common in my younger years but is rare these days, namely “hitzefrei”, which means that the students (and teachers) get to go home early because of excessive heat.* The traditional rule was that the temperature must exceed 25° Celsius in the classroom at 11 a.m. for the kids to be given the rest of the day off. And it definitely was hotter than 25° Celsius at 11 a.m., so the kids got to go home after the fifth lesson. Consequently, my afternoon class didn’t take place either. Which I was very glad about, because I’d been dreading the afternoon class all day, since I’ve been assigned what must be the hottest room in the school, south side with direct sun exposure.

I was quite surprised that the students were given the rest of the day off due to the heat, because “hitzefrei” had been phased out during my later years at school. The reasoning was that they couldn’t just give students the rest of the day off, because they couldn’t arrange for the busses to take students home early (“Not my problem”, I told the teacher back then, “I always go by bike”). Besides, working parents would be annoyed when school finished earlier than expected, because they needed reliable school hours (“Not my problem”, I told the teacher again, “My mom doesn’t work and besides, I’m more than capable of taking care of myself”). So I was quite surprised that “hitzefrei” had apparently been reintroduced, while I was at university. Though the bus reasoning doesn’t apply to our school, because we are served by public busses and not by designated school busses. As for the “parents will be annoyed” reasoning – well, certain parents are always annoyed about something.

Apparently, the current rule in Lower Saxony, i.e. the state where I teach, is that headmasters are free to decide whether to give the rest of the day off or not.

*German schools are usually not air-conditioned, so there is very little one can do on extremely hot days except either bear it, go outside or send everybody home.

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Four things I did today, two random cool links and some searchterm weirdness

Four things I did today:

  • Searched for flights to a town in western Greenland I had never heard of before today. And while the various Internet flight portals are useful for finding cheap flights to various Mediterranean holiday destinations or for booking – say – a flight from Amsterdam to Liverpool, they’re utterly useless at locating flights to destinations as obscure as a small town in western Greenland.
  • Tonight, at half past ten, I watched the bats flit across the fields near my home in the dusk. I’m very pleased that the bats seem to have survived the building activity in their insect hunting grounds in the past two years.
  • This afternoon, I played with my open source Photoshop alternative to turn the venerable tallship Rickmer Rickmers into a pirate ship on an alien planet. Why I felt the need to do that? Watch this space.
  • I also went through some old files, looking for a particular story. Luckily, almost all of my writing attempts (except for some very early fanfiction) exists in electronic form, which means that it can usually be retrieved without retyping. However, while searching for that particular story, I accessed my old story database (a list of stories with number, title, genre and whether the story is finished or not) and came across several finished stories of which I had no memory at all. Lots of what would be called flash fiction these days, short, punchy and often quite funny. I suspect I originally wrote them for one of the creative writing classes I took at university. I “rescued” the stories, that is I converted them into a current file format. I’m not sure what to do with them, but it feels wrong to leave them languishing in obscurity without at least checking whether there was anything salvageable there.

And now for the random cool links:

Here is a gallery of stunning photos of abandoned buildings in former East Germany taken by a group of urban explorers from Braunschweig.

This is just plain cool: A telescope protected by a full scale replica TARDIS.

And while I usually don’t get as hilariously silly searchterms as Chuck Wendig, someone found my blog while searching for “crappy porn”. If you’re going to search for porn, wouldn’t you at least search for good porn? Who in his right mind would deliberately search for crappy porn?

Another person typed “snake crawling over naked women” into a search engine and found my Clockwork Orange post (which is gradually turning into a sleeper hit). Somehow I doubt that was what he was looking for.

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