Point of view, the T-V distinction and the Ingeborg Bachmann prize

This is the post I had drafted and intended to post yesterday, before that Strunk and White business diverted my attention. It is long and full of technical details regarding linguistics, narrative perspective and contemporary German literature:

The 2011 Ingeborg Bachmann prize for German language literature goes to Austrian writer Maja Haderlap. The Ingeborg Bachmann prize is awarded in a sort of workshop setting, the Tage der deutschsprachigen Literatur in Klagenfurt, Austria, where the contestants reading previously unpublished texts, which are then criticized by a panel of writers and literary critics.

The Bachmann readings are broadcast live on TV. I always try to catch as many of those broadcasts as I can (the timing is awful, morning and early afternoon). Because even though I don’t write in German and don’t write realist literary fiction (which is what the Bachmann prize is heavily weighed towards), I like listening to what worked for the critics and what didn’t. Which is often very different from what worked for me and what didn’t. Continue reading →

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The Bacon Cat Law of Internet Popularity

I had a different post drafted for today. A serious post about German literature, linguistics and unusual narrative perspectives inspired by the awarding of the Ingeborg Bachmann Prize yesterday.

But then something happened. I went online and found that my website stats had literally exploded over night and that I had twice as many views as on my best day to date. And majority of those views went to a five months old post that had never gotten very many views before.

I investigated what had happened (chronicled in my previous post) and wrote a “Isn’t it strange?” post. Then my stats really exploded and suddenly I was getting more views in half an hour than in a very good normal day. By the end of July 11, I had gotten as many hits in a single day as in the previous two months combined. For July 12, I already have five times as many visitors as on my best day before yesterday and it’s only 6 a.m.

And the target of all that interest wasn’t one of the posts that I had long sweated over, but a post with a funny title that I had dashed off quickly five months before (at any rate, I suppose I did. I didn’t actually have much memories of that post until it suddenly became popular) and the follow-up, dashed off just as quickly.

In short, I experienced one of the great laws in internet communication in action. Let’s call it the

Bacon Cat Law of Internet Popularity

which says that

The most popular post you will ever make will not be a post over which you laboured long and hard nor will it be a post that has anything to do with what you normally blog about. Instead, it will be something completely out of the left field.

Shorter version:

You can’t predict which posts will become popular and which will languish in obscurity.

And what does a bacon cat have to do with all this?

Simple. Meet John Scalzi, multiple award winning science fiction author, current president of the Science Fiction Writers of America, film critic and pioneering blogger (he has been blogging since 1998!). In the corner of the Internet that I normally inhabit, John Scalzi is a very big name and his blog Whatever is a very popular site.

Like many writers, John Scalzi has a cat. That is, actually he has several. And in September 2006, he taped bacon to his cat for reasons best known to himself, took a photo and posted it on his blog. And the post went viral.

This post, a photo of bacon taped to a cat that isn’t even particularly funny (at least IMHO), became the most popular post John Scalzi ever made on his very popular blog, getting a multiple of the hits he normally gets. And it’s not a post about science fiction or writing or film or politics or anything he is usually known to blog about. It was a photo of bacon on a cat. Hence, the Bacon Cat Law of Internet Popularity.

John Scalzi explains his take on the unexpected bacon cat fame here, which is basically that you can never predict what will become popular.

Case in point: Very few people cared about my posts about the flood of plagiarism cases involving German politicians (not really all that surprising, since this is an English language blog and most of my readers are not German) until the latest plagiarism post was linked from the popular VroniPlag wiki which has broken most of the current plagiarism scandals. I consistently get more hits and search engine traffic to my posts about the critical reaction to Game of Thrones – a TV show I haven’t even seen, on account that it is not broadcast in my country and I’m not interested enough to locate it by other means – then I get on my reflections about things I have actually seen and read. My first breakout post on the new blog was about a curious observation I made in the schoolyard.

And now I am suddenly the world’s foremost authority on Strunk/White fanfiction, even though I don’t particularly care for Strunk and White a.k.a. The Elements of Style for the reasons outlined in this post, haven’t written any fanfiction since my late teens and have never written any slash at all. It’s the bacon cat law of internet popularity in action.

Besides, I strongly suspect that there is actual Strunk and White slash out there somewhere. But the really explicit slash is often hidden away in friendslocked livejournal posts and private archives far from the prying eyes of Google, because its readers and writers prefer it that way. So the thousands of people who typed “Strunk White slash” or variations thereof (you have no idea how many variations to that particular search string there are) into a search engine all landed here.

The writer in me now feels challenged to actually write some Strunk and White slash, while the academic in me insists that it would be a bad idea, considering I might have to explain it to a university hiring committee some day.

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I accidentally corner the market for Strunk/White fanfiction

I just went online and – as always – checked my sites for stats and new comments (replies coming tonight) and found that my stats had literally exploded over night. This site has already twice as many views at midday as it got total views on its busiest day so far. And for some reason, 5/6 of those views went to this post from January 31. The remaining 1/6 is here for the plagiarism posts, two or three came for the Game of Thrones posts.

So why would a post that is more than five months old suddenly explode in popularity? What is more, it was never a popular post and got only a handful of views each month. So what is going on here?

There were a few Twitter, Facebook and even Reddit referrals, but most of the visitors arrived via Google and searchterms such as “Strunk White sex” and variations thereof. Now the post, although entitled Strunk, White and Sex is not actually about Strunk/White slash at all. Never mind that I wouldn’t have pegged Strunk/White for a popular pairing in real person slash, though you never know. Still, why would more than 200 people google “Strunk White sex” and variations thereof today of all days?

So I decided to google “Strunk White sex” myself and the top result was today’s xkcd comic which is about – you guessed it – Strunk/White erotic fanfiction. And considering how popular xkcd is, I suppose a lot of people suddenly started googling for Strunk/White slash. My post is search result No. 4 by the way.

There, mystery solved.

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Whatever happened to… – and the magic of cartoons

First of all, I’d like to point to Shape No. 8, the newest Pegasus Pulp e-book again.

Steph Swainston is one of those authors where I sometimes wonder “Whatever happened to her?” When The Year of Our War came out, she was billed as the “future of fantasy fiction” or some such thing*. There was a follow-up book and another and then… nothing.

Today, however, the Independent ran an article that answers the question of whatever happened to Steph Swainston, namely that she is putting her writing career on hold to become a chemistry teacher.

It’s rather sad to see that slower writers are gradually being driven out of the publishing industry. Because I for one would rather wait five years for a new book and get the best possible book the author could make. But I guess I am in the minority, because the only author for whose new books people are willing to wait five years is George R.R. Martin and they’ll bitch to no end in the meantime.

While on the subject of “Whatever happened to…?”, nowadays it’s easier to answer that question, because Google can usually provide the answer. However, this post by Ta-Nehisi Coates at the Atlantic discusses how difficult it could be in pre-Internet days to identify let alone track down a favourite song or find out what happened to a favourite singer/writer/actor/sports figure once they vanished from the face of the Earth.

The post and the New York Times column he links to are mostly about tracking down songs by obscure rap artists. I never had that particular problem (not my music), though I had my share of difficulties locating songs I once loved, too. I also had the backissue problem in my comic reading days, when I would hit the Yellow Pages in every city I visited, search for comic shops and then scour the back issue bins.

However, the bit that really resonated with me is this one at the end of the post:

Wait, one more thing–This is why I’ve been thinking of Jem and Transformers recently. It’s about El P’s “beautiful use of negative space.” The gap between what their budgets and formulas allowed us to see, and what we imagined when we went on with our lives.

I imagined so much. I think you did too.

Yes, this. Absolutely this.

I was a huge fan of the cartoons of the 1980s like Jem or MASK or Transformers or He-Man or Defenders of the Earth and the many others whose names I have forgotten. Yes, they were basically glorified toy commercials (even though neither I nor anybody I knew ever actually owned any of those toys), but they were also a daily dose of crazy and colourful SFF.

Besides, if you lived in Germany like me, these cartoons were a very special treat, because regular German TV only showed the umpteenth repeat of some dull kiddie shows. The good stuff was only available via Sky Channel, when it was all cartoons and music videos and old US shows. And the only way you could get Sky Channel was if your parents had cable TV. Which mine didn’t, because they felt it was a waste of money.

However, my Dad worked in the Netherlands at the time and we would spend the holidays at his flat in Rotterdam. Which had cable TV, including Sky Channel. Which meant an hour of cartoons every day and a whole morning of cartoons every Saturday (unfortunately, we usually went home on Friday, so getting to see cartoons was still a problem). The Dutch and Belgian networks were also less scrupulous about showing good cartoons, the ones with lots of action, then their German counterparts.

Those cartoons were incredibly important to me at the time and some of my favourite memories of the 1980s involve sitting on the floor in that Rotterdam flat watching cartoons. I only got to see bits and pieces, particularly as the broadcasters had the habit of chopping up a twenty-five minute episode and broadcasting it in five minute chunks over the week. If the cartoons had continuity – and most of them didn’t – I never really got the hang of it. Which meant that I made up my own continuity and my own versions of what happened during the missing bits.

Now I have digital satellite TV with approximately 500 channels or so, of which I regularly watch maybe ten. However, there is one of those 500 channels which occasionally broadcasts some of those old 1980s cartoons late in the evening. And I often find myself tuning in for a cartoon or two before going to bed. Seeing those cartoons again after more than twenty years is a strange experience. Because viewed through adult eyes (and I wonder what my parents must have thought), those cartoons are cheaply and shoddily made, the animation is jerky, characterization is almost non-existent, the plots make little sense, the “morality bits” at the end of the clip are even more condescending than I remember (and they were damn condescending when I was twelve) and as for continuity – what continuity?

The most striking thing, however, was realizing that ninety percent of what I once saw in those cartoons must have come from my own mind, because it certainly isn’t there in the actual cartoon. It was the ideas I loved, the possibilities of psychedelic lands full of hidden bases and fabulous adventures, where cars could fly or transform into giant robots, where the touch of an earring turns an ordinary girl into a pop star and a magic sword transforms a man or a woman into a superhero. The cartoons only offered the props, we made the story. Which was usually so much better than anything that was ever actually seen on screen.

That’s also why so many of us craved the toys those cartoons advertised, even though the toys themselves were usually not much better made than the cartoons. But the toys were a tangible avatar for the story that was happening in our minds.

*I can’t find the original review/post anymore, because the reviewer in question went on a spree of deleting all traces of himself on the Internet a few years ago after pissing off the entire online SFF community.

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Another story available in e-book form

I’ve got another short story available in e-book form.

Shape No. 8 coverCourier duty is not really one of spy extraordinaire Carrie Ragnarok’s top ten assignments. Ferrying an object from point A to point B – that’s stressful, but not very exciting. Not even if the object in question is Shape No. 8, a hideously ugly and extremely expensive sculpture by obscure Bulgarian artist Vassily Bagdanorowsky worth 2.8 millions dollars. But an unexpected mugging can spice up even the dullest courier job…

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For more information, visit the dedicated Shape No. 8 page.
Buy it at Amazon.com, Amazon UK or Amazon Germany.

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A Plagalanche, toxic Westeros, responses to romance bashing, rape in fantasy, redneck bashing and Dallas remade

Yesterday’s plagiarism post has broken the visitor record for this blog, largely due to a link from the VroniPlag press review.

The VroniPlag press review also offers a link to this Spiegel Online article about the Althusmann case. Turns out that Althusmann misquoted his own thesis adviser. Ouch.

The plagalanche was a pleasant surprise, considering that the readers of this blog usually care more about Game of Thrones and Tarzan sex than about plagiarising German politicians. Talking of Game of Thrones, I also found a link from the Westeros forum which – based on a quick skim of the thread in question – seems to be as toxic and sexist a place as I remembered. Continue reading →

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Nazis on the Bookshelf

I really seem to be determined to violate Godwin’s Law today, because after the garden fascism in my last post, I now tackle unexpected Nazis on the bookshelf.

Over at the Pegasus Pulp site, I have a post explaining the header image, a bookshelf in my parents’ living room. In the course of googling some long forgotten authors found on that shelf, I found a forgotten star author from the Weimar Republic and two Nazis (one may have been an opportunist, the other most likely was not).

Quite a shock to find that there were Nazis on the bookshelf of my childhood home. I’m also perversely curious about those books now, because while I read some of my Mom’s books (e.g. the Elisabeth Barbier Mogador saga and some of the Uta Danella novels from the header image), I never read those particular books.

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Yet another plagiarism rant – and one about garden fascism

Tonight, the German cultural TV program aspekte showed a good report about the German plagiarism hunters including an interview with Debora Weber-Wulff, a German informatics professor and plagiarism hunter. Debora Weber-Wulff also writes the English language plagiarism blog Copy, Shake and Paste.

Talking of plagiarism blogs (and how sad is it that we need dedicated plagiarism blogs), here is another interesting plagiarism blog, this time in German: De Plagio.

Meanwhile, the good people of VroniPlag already have further German politicians in their sights, namely Margarita Mathiopoulos, another FDP politician and professor of international security at the University of Potsdam, Uwe Brinkmann, a local politician from Hamburg and finally a Social Democratic plagiarist, albeit a rightwing Social Democrat, Bijan Djir-Sarai, an Iranian refugee who came to Germany as a child and is yet another member of the liberal party FDP. Continue reading →

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Romances are bad for women – again

There seems to be another go-around in the eternal debate of “romance fiction is bad for women, because it might lead them to have unrealistic expectations of real life relationships”. Unrealistic expectations in this context often means “expecting to be treated like a human being”.

The latest go-around has been sparked by an article in the Journal of Family Planning and Reproductive Health Care by Susan Quilliam, a relationship councilor and “agony aunt” (she really does refer to herself that way) who not only offers the usual blather about unrealistic relationship expectations but also claims that since many romances do not mention condom use, this could lead women to forego condoms as well.

A PDF version of the article is here. For an article published in what appears to be a serious medical journal, this piece is rather insubstantial. Extremely short, too, unless the PDF is an excerpt. But then the article matches the page numbers in the bibliographical information.

The story has also been picked up at The Telegraph, The Guardian and The Los Angeles Times.

Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, Teach Me Tonight and National Public Radio offer rebuttals. Continue reading →

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No blog today – well, almost

Even though this is the first week of my summer holidays, it is turning out to be unusually busy with the newleaf reading yesterday, the monthly translators’ meet-up today (I met the guy who does the voice-over translation of important Barack Obama speeches and interviews for the German TV news) and then a birthday party on Friday.

What is more, I also got in three different translation jobs today. One is already out of the door (it was short and urgent), the second is partly done, the third will have to wait, because it is the least urgent.

So here’s just a short post for today:

I’ve got a post about mainstream media reactions to the indie publishing phenomenon over at Pegasus Pulp, because that site needs a bit of content and attention.

Finally, here is a link for readers interested in contemporary German literature: The Tage der deutschsprachigen Literatur 2011 (Days of German language literature), a festival and literary competition for the Ingeborg Bachmann award, which are held every year in Klagenfurt, Austria, will begin later today. And 3sat, the German/Austrian/Swiss culture channel, will not only transmit the readings of the contestants for the Bachmann award and the subsequent critiques, they also offer a livestream and videos of the readings.

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