Dracula, urban fantasy clichés, vampiric Playboy bunnies and some birthday photos

April 20, 2012 is the centenary of Bram Stoker’s death, so the culture pages and programs are filled with a lot of discussions of vampires in general and Dracula in particular – because most people have never heard of Stoker’s other works. Hence the Guardian offers a new review of Dracula and also republished the original review from 1897 (amusingly, the reviewer felt that ancient legendary creatures like vampires and werewolves were out of place in a modern nineteenth century setting). Spiegel Online offers its take on Dracula as well. The New York Times does not talk about Dracula today (there are collections of poems and personal essays and books on the Iraq war and on Dwight D. Eisenhauer to review after all), though they review the memoir of one of the more memorable actors to play Dracula, namely Frank Langella. Apparently, his sexual appetites dwarf that of Count Dracula and wander into Captain Jack Harkness territory, since Langella claims to have slept with pretty much every noteworthy person he ever met.

While on the subject of vampires, yesterday I blogged about the death of Jonathan Frid, who played Barnabas Collins on Dark Shadows and was the precursor to all of the sympathetic and romantic vampires of today. One of the obituaries for Jonathan Frid included a great quote from an interview that actress Kathryn Leigh Scott, one of Frid’s Dark Shadows co-stars and Barnabas’ love interest in the show, had given last year. So I tried to hunt down the original interview for my PhD thesis. I still haven’t found the interview, but I came across this interview with Kathryn Leigh Scott, in which she talks about her experiences as a Playboy Bunny in the 1960s and a bit about Dark Shadows, too. Turns out that the shortlived Playboy Club TV series (which I blogged about here and here) was based on a memoir by Kathryn Leigh Scott of her time as a Playboy Bunny.

Moving away from Dracula and Dark Shadows into general urban fantasy and paranormal romance territory, Lynn Viehl offers a list of fifty overused paranormal romance and urban fantasy clichés at Paperback Writer.

Finally, I had to postpone the birthday lunch planned for today, because the urologist with whom my aunt had been trying to get an appointment for seven weeks deigned to appear today with one day’s notice. Apparently, this very busy gentleman harbours under the misapprehension that wheelchair bound ladies in their seventies have nothing else to do but wait endlessly for doctor appointments. So I’ll just post some birthday photos now: Continue reading

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The original sexy vampire dies – RIP Jonathan Frid a.k.a. Barnabas Collins

First of all, the original sexy vampire, Canadian actor Jonathan Frid who played Barnabas Collins on on the gothic soap Dark Shadows in the late 1960s, died aged 87. There is another obituary here.

Jonathan Frid had a lot more pop cultural relevance than one would expect from a Shakespearean actor turned soap opera star. For Jonathan Frid’s Barnabas Collins was the moment where the depiction of the vampire shifted from outright monster, sexy or not, to tortured, sympathetic and more importantly human being. Without Barnabas Collins we would not have Edward Cullen or Lestat or Angel or Spike or Bill Compton or Eric Northman or the Salvatore brothers or Cassidy from Preacher or the Black Dagger Brotherhood or Christine Feehan’s Carpathians or Henry Fitzroy or Jean-Claude from the Anita Blake series or insert your favourite sexy and not entirely villainous vampire here. And, last but not least, without Jonathan Frid I wouldn’t have a PhD thesis topic, especially since the obituaries suggest that the decision to portray Barnabas Collins as a troubled but sympathetic human rather than as an outright monster was Jonathan Frid’s.

Truly a remarkable actor who probably had no idea how influential his portrayal of a melodramatic villain in a somewhat hokey soap opera would eventually become.

Coincidentally, another Dark Shadows star, David Selby, who played the sympathetic werewolf Quentin Collins, was a huge teenaged crush of mine for his roles in Falcon Crest (where he had a romance with Susan Sullivan, now Richard Castle’s formidable mother) and Flamingo Road (which also starred a very young Mark Harmon as a sleazy deputy/aspiring politician), even though he was older than my own parents at the time.

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Birthday Linkdump

Yesterday was my birthday. I didn’t really celebrate a whole lot, since I had school until the afternoon, though I did buy some rhubarb cake for my parents and myself at the bakery next to the school. I also got some books from my parents (hurrah, books) and had a few phonecalls from my uncle and two of my cousins. But I won’t celebrate “properly” with lunch at a local Thai restaurant until Friday, when I have don’t have any afternoon classes.

And of course, my bloody washing machine had to give up the ghost completely today. And it’s not even that old and was a quality brand, not one of those 250 Euro cheapies from the electronics mart. Ah well, I learned my lesson. The next one will be a Miele, because I’ve never known anybody to regret a Miele purchase.

And now here’s a bouquet of links for your reading pleasure with more awards discussions, James Tiptree Jr on German TV, dystopian YA science fiction, some writing advice (and a cute baby) and the truth about The Simpsons. Continue reading

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Sharing the Joy of Bad Movies

Today, I finally got around to watching a movie with my eighth graders. I usually manage to squeeze in a movie in the last lesson before the holidays, but due to the testing schedule there was no time before the Easter holidays, so I promised the kids we’d watch a movie after the holidays. Continue reading

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The Other Anniversary

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you will have heard ad nauseum that April 15, 2012, is the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the RSS Titanic after striking an iceberg. What is more, you’ll probably have watched some of the many films, miniseries, documentaries, etc… about the disaster that are being broadcast on every TV channel right now. And in fact, I should have a review of the most recent Julian Fellowes’ miniseries coming on this blog in a couple of days.

But for now, let us remember the other disaster with a major loss of life that happened on a 15th of April. For April 15, 2012 is also the 23rd anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster, where 96 Liverpool football fans died after a deadly crush during the 1989 FA Cup semi-finals at the Hillsborough Stadium in Sheffield. Continue reading

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Treasures from the Trunk: Resurrecting Dead Stories

Crossposted to Pegasus Pulp.

One of the best things about going indie is that it has made writing a lot more fun again, because it means that I am not constantly worrying about whether there is a market for any given story or nascent idea. For now I am my own market.

In the past few weeks, I have also started digging through my computer as well as old USB sticks, zip discs and other storage media for trunked or abandoned stories to see if there’s anything that’s salvageable. Since I started writing seriously in 1992, there’s a lot of material to uncover. Of course, the first few years are mostly crap that is only salvageable with some very heavy rewrites, if at all.

However, among more recent files I have come across several abandoned stories (and even some complete ones I had forgotten about) that actually do have potential. I have found plenty of half finished spicy historicals, since those were an almost guaranteed sale back in the day, so I wrote down every half-baked idea I had. And since spicy historicals still do really well for me, there’s a lot there that’s salvageable. However, I also found other stuff. I found the beginnings of a Harlequin Presents type romance – in space. I found a contemporary sheikh romance (whatever possessed me to try writing a sheikh romance?). I found three incomplete Silencer adventures. I found the beginnings of two rather intriguing epic fantasy stories. I found a story about vampires in 1920s Hollywood. I found three incomplete space operas, old-fashioned tales of space pirates, smugglers, humanoid robots and derring do in outer space. I found slightly more serious science fiction pieces – well, serious in the way that Astounding Science Fiction was serious in the 1950s. I found about 14000 words featuring Zane Smith and Shoushan Kariyan from The Other Side of the Curtain visiting an archaeological dig in mid 1960s Lebanon (no, I have no idea where that came from). I found the beginning of yet another pirate story. I found two crackling adventure stories in the style of the aviation pulps, probably because I wondered how on Earth anybody could fill several years’ worth of magazine runs with stories about airplanes. I found my first attempt at writing a western, long before Outlaw Love. I found a story that had the c-word (the one that rhymes with “hunt”) in the very first line. I found an idea that must have intrigued me so much that I started writing it twice.

In short, those discs and folders of long abandoned stories turned out to be a veritable treasure trove of ideas. Were all of the half-finished stories I found good? No, of course not. In fact, some had me shaking my head wondering whether I had written that under the influence of heavy medication. Will all of them see the light of day eventually? Most probably not. Sometimes, stories are abandoned for a reason.

Nonetheless, looking at all of those old stories I saw so much possibility, so many ideas that deserve to be written and published some day. Only two years ago, there was no market for most of those stories, because let’s face it, who would publish a spy novella set at an archaeological dig in Lebanon in the mid 1960s? But indie publishing has made all of those abandoned stories viable again.

And I for one can’t wait to write them.

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Yorkshire Photos Part 4: Scenery

For the final part of my Yorkshire photo posts, I offer a couple of scenery and nature shots, mostly taken from train windows. Enjoy!

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Help – The Spam Bots are taking over

Like every blog owner, I get a fair amount of comment spam. Site visitors almost never see it, but unfortunately I have to skim it, because occasionally a legitimate comment ends up in the spam bucket.

So I’ve seen a lot of spam. Mostly ads for various types of clothing and fashion items (Karen Millen dresses and Gucci handbags seem to be popular at the moment – last autumn it was Ugg boots and Moncler outdoor clothing), medication (I think you can guess what sort), team jerseys from American sportsmen I have never heard of, porn sites, tooth whitening services, snow removal services, places promising casual sex (How to find casual sex in Liverpool – Uh, just put on a miniskirt, push out your cleavage and walk into a pub? Cause that sure seems to work for the locals.) and the occasional illegal film/TV download site (Dear spam bots, I don’t even like Downton Abbey, so why would I want to download it?). I also get spam bots desperate to discuss the merits of a defunct iTunes competitor called Zune (that’s what you get for letting spam bots do your advertising), people promising to sell me fake passports for a huge laundry list of countries (because I am desperate to own a Somali passport) and lengthy blobs of text in Polish which don’t make any more sense when plugged into Google Translate (it seems to be vaguely religious and mentions the pope). And then there’s the endless parade of monosyllabic Brazilian spam bots which have me close to banning Brazilian visitors altogether, because they comment a hundred times a day.

But today, I found something that was really strange, namely a bunch of spam bots posting as presumably hijacked Facebook accounts having a discussion about the relative merits of various Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez films among themselves in the comments of completely unrelated posts. Yes, they were actually replying to each other and calling each other stupid for liking the wrong films. Any more and they would have invoked Godwin’s Law. For a moment I wondered whether those comments were legit, except that the spelling was horrible, I don’t know why anybody would feel compelled to discuss Tarantino films in a post advertising a new Pegasus Pulp release and besides, there is no way new commenters could have seen each other’s comments before I approved them.

Still, the spam bots are getting smarter.

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Not a New Story but a New Cover and Title: Courier Duty

I’ve revamped the short story formerly known as Shape No. 8, because it steadfastly refused to sell even a single copy in six months in its previous form.

I strongly suspect that the original cover (which you can see here) was too blame, because it was murky and never worked quite the way I wanted it to work. I’ve been meaning to change it for a while now and yesterday I did.

So Shape No. 8 now has a new cover, which you can see below, and a new title, since the old one was a bit too abstract- Thus, the story shall be known as Courier Duty from now on.

Courier Duty Courier duty is not really one of spy extraordinaire Carrie Ragnarok’s top ten assignments. Ferrying an object from point A to point B – that’s stressful, but not very exciting. Not even if the object in question is Shape No. 8, a hideously ugly and extremely expensive sculpture by obscure Bulgarian artist Vassily Bagdanorowsky worth 2.8 millions dollars. But an unexpected mugging can spice up even the dullest courier job…

For more information, visit the dedicated Courier Duty page.

Of course, you can also buy the story for the low price of 0.99 USD, EUR or GBP at Amazon.com, Amazon UK, Amazon Germany, Amazon France, Amazon Spain, Amazon Italy, DriveThruFiction, OmniLit/AllRomance ebooks or XinXii.

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Easter Monday Link Round-up

Here in Germany, today was a public holiday and rather slow. Nonetheless, Easter Monday is a work day in the US. Besides, there were at least two big conventions this weekend, so the internet didn’t go into holiday mode.

The discussion about Christopher Priest and the Clarke Awards is still going on, though it has morphed into a more interesting direction by now: Continue reading

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