Cover Design and Voice

Dean Wesley Smith discusses cover design for indie publishers. Many good suggestions in the comments as well.

I’ve been experimenting with creating covers for my upcoming e-books (launching soon) and I really like Photo Pos Pro which is a freeware image manipulation program. So far, I have only experimented with photo covers, but some of my stories call for artwork to get the look I want. This is a bit of a problem, since I am a much better writer than artist. Still, we’ll see.

Gini Koch has a great guest post about finding one’s voice at Janice Hardy’s blog. The exercise she suggests sounds great, too. I will probably give it a try some day, even though my voice kicked in rather early during my writing attempts and it shines through, even when I deliberately try to write differently, e.g. my disastrous attempts to imitate the New Weird or Mythpunk voices which turned into parody within two paragraphs.

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Gender Balance in Speculative Fiction – and a farewell to Mother Drombusch

Apparently, the hot topic du jour is gender balance or rather imbalance in speculative fiction, inspired by this Strange Horizons post about gender imbalance in reviews of speculative fiction. Sherwood Smith, Kari Sperring and Juliet E. McKenna all weigh in. Some very good discussions going on in the comments at all three posts.

I wish any of this were surprising or shocking, but sadly it isn’t. Because in speculative fiction as in society in general, female writers are marginalized. Ditto for writers of colour and gay writers. Continue reading →

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Yes, we had electricity back in the dark ages

One of my students has recently become obsessed with The Poseidon Adventure (a.k.a the disaster film about the capsizing luxury cruise ship). He keeps drawing the Poseidon about to be hit by the monster wave and fantasizes about making a sequel.

When he first started talking about The Poseidon Adventure and how awesome it was, I asked him which version he had seen, the old one or the new one. The boy was confused, because he didn’t know there was more than one version.

I said, “Well, the original version was made back in 1972 and it was a huge success at the time. So successful that they remade the story a few years ago. So do you know which one you’ve seen?”

The boy considers for a moment, then he says, “I guess it was the new one. Cause the ship had electricity and all that.”

“They did have electricity in 1972”, I say, “In fact, they even had electricity on the Titanic [a film I know he’s seen] and the Titanic sank in 1912.”

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More Searchterm Weirdness

Apparently, this post of mine is the top search result, if you enter “zeppelin porn” into Google. I don’t know what I find more disturbing, how many people are googling for Zeppelin porn or how many people misspell “Zeppelin”. Since I get pretty much every misspelling of “Zeppelin” you can imagine.

While on the subject of misspelled porn searches, yesterday I had someone google for “Tarzan sex” with three different misspellings, all of which led him here. Again, I find it disturbing how many ways to misspell Tarzan there are and that the person kept clicking on the same link again and again.

Besides, this being the internet, I’m pretty sure that you’ll find enough erotic Tarzan fanfic to keep you satisfied for days somewhere. However, this person obviously didn’t know where to look for it.

Still, these people have the opposite experience to mine, namely looking for porn and finding something harmless. In my experience, I sometimes google for something complete innoccuous and hit upon porn instead.

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Darth Vader backs Nuclear Power

I just posted a nuclear power news roundup over at the ABC Buhlert blog.

Among other things, I also posted a link to this news story about an anti-nuclear power protest march right here in Bremen with some 8000 protesters.

Take a look at the top photo. In the back on the right, in front of the arcades of our world-famous UN heritage townhall, there is a sign with Darth Vader and the slogan “The Dark Side of the Force”.

I found this not only amusing, but also very very apt. Because of course, the Empire utilizes nuclear power in the Star Wars films – nuclear reactors power Death Stars 1 and 2. Meanwhile, we never hear the word “reactor” uttered in connection with the Rebellion, at least not in the films. Whatever powers their spaceships and outposts, it’s not nuclear power.

Even as a teenager, this struck me as very logical. The Empire were the villains, so of course they used nuclear power. For me, it was just another puzzle piece in characterizing the Empire as evil. It may not have been intended that way – but on the other hand, who knows? There is an environmental message in some of the Star Wars films and it’s even stronger in the novelization of Return of the Jedi, where there are several passages about the environmental damage the Empire has wrought on Endor.

Talking of Endor, I do worry about those Ewoks, considering they had a nuclear-powered monster space station explode right in their orbit. The resulting fallout would probably make the environmental damage caused by the Empire look like nothing. But then it is Star Wars and in order to properly enjoy the films you can’t worry about radioactive fallout on Endor any more than you can worry about the fate of the innocent Death Star mechanics, plumbers, kitchen staff and prostitutes (come on, you know there are prostitutes).

So here’s another reason for the geekily inclined SF fan to oppose nuclear power (and judging by all the “la, la, la, I can’t hear you” head in the sand posturing in the SFF community, they could sure use one): Because the Empire uses it and you don’t agree with the Empire, do you?

PS: The nuclear power station assembled from waffle rolls and Schokoküsse in the second photo is neat as well.

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Some Indie Publishing Links for the Weekend

In addition to juggling two bigger translation projects, at least one of which happens to be mind-numbingly boring*, I am also hard at work getting my first e-novelette ready for launch. I’ve finished the cover and now I’m getting the actual text ready.

Luckily, there is a lot of very helpful information for aspiring indie publishers out there:

Dean Wesley Smith’s Think Like a Publisher series has been enormously helpful in this whole endeavour. The latest installment focuses on production and formatting, which is exactly what I’m dealing with now.

Writer and Game Designer Guido Henkel offers an eight-part series on e-book formatting that goes quite a bit beyond the advice of Dean Wesley Smith. A lot of very useful information there. Plus, it seems that Guido Henkel is a fellow German and that we are both fans of the same horror Romanheft series.

Seth Grodin weighs in on the issue of e-book pricing.

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April Flowers

The Internet is full of stupid April Fools Day jokes and hoaxes at the moment. But have no fear, I won’t add yet another joke to the flood already out there. Though I’d like to point out that March was the busiest months on this site so far and the first month to get more than a thousand visitors.

Meanwhile, instead of an April Fool post, have some photos of flowers:

Daffodils

Daffodils in our garden


Hyacinths

Hyacinths in our garden


Tulips and Hyacinths

Tulips and Hyacinths in our garden


Bluestars

I'm not sure what these flowers are called. I suspect they're bluestars. Whatever the name, they're lovely.

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A Trio of Links

So the sex post won’t be the first thing that pops up on the page, here is a linkdump:

Several writers of crime and suspense fiction answer the question “What is suspense?” at Booklife Now.

Kristine Kathryn Rusch discusses the implication of various writers switching from traditional to indie publishing or vice versa. I already knew about Amanda Hocking, Barry Eisler and Connie Brockway, but that the estates of Catherine Cookson and Ian Fleming are also going indie was news to me.

While on the subject of indie publishing, Joe Konrath interviews Smashwords founder Mark Coker.

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Good Sex, Bad Sex and HBO Style Sex

While following a link to something else, I came across this neat blogpost from July 2010: Nicola Griffith wonders why good sex in fiction is often considered unrealistic. Continue reading →

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Story trumps science, every time

The SF Signal Mind Meld asks several SF writer how important plausible science is for science fiction. The consensus is: Yes, plausible science is somewhat important, but characters, plot and storytelling are more important.

This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who has ever tried to read really badly written hard-SF. And there’s quite a bit of that out there, some of it even gaining nominations and winning awards. Continue reading →

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