Downton Abbey goes to War

But first a few metrics: Pegasus Pulp has been in business for one month now. In that month, I put up five different e-books and sold 15 copies altogether over all platforms. There is a more detailed breakdown on the Pegasus Pulp blog.

What is more, the traffic at this blog also multiplied and this site got more than 11000 visitors in July 2011. Alas, most of that traffic increase is due to Mssrs. Strunk and White and not to Pegasus Pulp.

I’ve blogged before about Downton Abbey, a British costume drama about some very aristocratic people and their servants set in the 1910s. I was profoundly uninterested in Downton Abbey, when it first aired last autumn, and when I actually chanced to see an episode it was dull as dishwater. Still, plenty of Brits and particularly Americans really seemed to love Downton Abbey and couldn’t get enough of the show. And particularly the Americans were all, “Oh, it’s so romantic and the house is so great and the costumes are so wonderful.” In short, it seemed that particularly for American viewers, the appeal of Downton Abbey was very much a case of “history as a theme park“.

Viewed in this light, I find it interesting according to the Guardian season 2 of Downton Abbey will take place during World War I and will apparently include quite a bit of combat action.

Now World War I is a period absolutely not suited to the “history as theme park” approach, at least not if trench warfare is depicted at least halfway realistically. And even though Downton Abbey may not be my cup of tea, I have no doubt that the production team will portray the trenches of World War I realistically. Of course, World War I is less rooted in the cultural memory of the US, probably because the Americans were only involved towards the end, than in Britain, France, Belgium or Germany. So there is a chance that some American viewers will still view the World War I setting of season 2 as a cool historical theme park. However, I predict that a lot of those people who loved season 1 will react with “Hey, this is not the theme park I wanted to see.”

And by the way, am I the only one who thinks that Downton Abbey is a total rip-off of Upstairs, Downstairs? Both shows are set during the same period, both focus on an aristocratic family and their servants, both present the long twilight of the British Empire. What is more, the first few seasons of Upstairs, Downstairs were set during the late Victorian and Edwardian era, then there was a whole season of World War I culminating in the Spanish flu, then the final season was set during the roaring twenties and culminated in the 1929 stock market crash, which bankrupts the aristocratic family. And now the second season of Downton Abbey will also be set during World War I, while a projected third season is supposed to be set during the 1920s. The parallels are really obvious.

Besides, I never even liked Upstairs, Downstairs all that much, because at least half the characters were incredibly unlikable. I watched it, sure, but as far as British period television of the 1970s is concerned, I always preferred All Creatures Great and Small and particularly The Onedin Line. So I don’t really see the need for a show that is basically an Upstairs, Downstairs remake and for a bonafide Upstairs, Downstairs sequel. But apparently the whole twilight of the British Empire thing appeals to a whole lot of people.

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Supernatural miracle pregnancies and the hatred of pregnant women

Feminist Frequency has a video essay on the supernatural miracle pregnancy, which has to be one of my most hated fantasy and SF tropes ever. Careful, the video may be triggering. At least it was for me. Found via Jay Lake in a roundabout way.

I really fucking hate this trope. Words can barely express how much I hate it. Nonetheless, I will use many words, quite a few of them rude, in order to describe how much I hate this trope. I will also spoil some books and TV shows, so if any of that bothers you, don’t look behind the cut. Continue reading →

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I’m really bloody sick of cake

Yesterday afternoon, I had to go to family birthday with coffee, tea and cake. These occasions are always stressful and tiring for me, because I am an introvert, so being with other people is tiring for me, even if I enjoy myself. And I didn’t really enjoy myself at this particular birthday tea party, because I don’t have a whole lot in common with most of the people there and hence not a whole lot to talk about. And as fate would have it, I ended up sitting next to someone I have nothing whatsoever in common with. I should have tried to get a seat next to the opera fan – at least I can talk opera.

I am actually very fond of the person whose birthday we were celebrating. And the venue was nice, there was plenty of cake on offer and no one called me a lazy slag (yes, I’ve had that happen to me at some other birthday. Nearly punched out the guy who said that, too) or started sprouting anti-immigrant rhetoric, which is a huge plus, since punching out the Nazi at the dinner table (not that I ever did that) always tends to upset people, while sprouting Nazi rhetoric doesn’t.

Still, the whole event was very much empty calories, tiring without giving any sort of useful input. Much like the two slices of cake I had to eat, which were plain empty calories without nourishment. You see, I have food allergy issues with a common cake and dessert ingredient. Not the sort of thing that commonly causes food allergies, so most people don’t understand that I can’t eat that – they just think I’m being picky and rude. Dry cakes and cookies are perfectly safe for me to eat, but unfortunately Germans don’t like dry cakes and cookies, so they are never served at these afternoon tea and coffee parties. Instead, they require stuff that is sticky or filled with cream or covered in glaze, all of which is not safe for me*. I can only enjoy cake I haven’t baked myself, if I can inspect it beforehand and preferably have an ingredient list**. However, at this place there was only a menu, I didn’t get to see the cake. So I ordered something that was billed as apple and almond cake, which should have been safe. Only that it wasn’t. So I had to eat that damned cake – and a huge slice of it, too – while doing my best not to eat the stuff that I knew would make me ill. So I basically stuffed myself with something I neither enjoyed nor wanted to eat, because it would have been rude to refuse and I couldn’t fake a stomach bug all the time (I sometimes do that to avoid eating cake that will make me sick). Just as I’m deadly tired for attending a party that I didn’t even enjoy.

So in addition to some venting, here are some links:

Over at Pegasus Pulp, I wrote a long post about the question of indie versus traditional publishing.

Lynn Viehl at Paperback Writer has a lovely post about roses, writing, unique voices and why technical perfection isn’t always good.

Locus has an interview with Kelley Armstrong. Considering that the SFF community usually prefers to pretend that urban fantasy doesn’t exist, this is a good thing.

The New York Times has an interesting article about corpus linguistics as applied to contemporary literature.

*My personal highlight was fighting over Leibniz butter cookies with a baby, because the Leibniz cookies were literally the only thing I could safely eat. Unfortunately, the baby immediately decided that every cookie I ate had to be particularly good, so she wanted to have it. I ended up sharing cookies with a ten-months-old.

**Waiters and bakery salespeople generally react strangely to ingredient queries, particularly if your problem isn’t with something widely known to cause allergies like peanuts.

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Two touchstones of a 1970s childhood die – and some writing links

I’m busy with translation work, so here’s a linkdump:

Lilith Saintcrow discusses her writing process and her decompression process once she has finished something.

The Clarion people have a great interview with Jim Butcher.

I particularly like this bit:

One of the ways you do that is by paying attention to the things that cause emotions in you. So if you are listening to a piece of music or you are watching TV, and something causes a strong emotion in you, stop for a minute and pay attention to that and try to figure out why it did that. It’s really handy as a writer because not only will it help you understand the whole process of being a person, it also will help you in your writing and give you good inspiration for your novel.

That’s the reason why I will read or watch scenes and moments that affect me emotionally over and over again to analyze why they work so well.

On a somewhat related note, Shanna Swendson explains what draws her into a story. Based on that glowing recommendation, I should really check out Haven. I actually think I have the first episode lying around somewhere, unwatched.

The World Fantasy Award nominations have been announced.

That’s a pleasantly diverse shortlist there. Particularly notable is that the novel shortlist two men and four women, three of them women of colour while a fourth novel, though by a white author has a protagonist of colour. We also have two novels by writers not from the US/UK and set outside the US or Western Europe. That’s a very nice reflection of the fact that our genre is becoming increasingly diverse. Finally, I’m also happy to see so much awards love for Stories: All New Tales, because I enjoyed that anthology very much.

Finally, there are two celebrity deaths to report:

Elliot Handler, co-founder of Mattel Toys and mastermind behind toys as memorable as Barbie or Hot Wheels, died a few days ago aged 95. Without Elliot Handler and his wife Ruth, our childhoods would have been a lot poorer. So I contemplate my Barbies, including two rare mid 1960s models, and my Hot Wheels cars and raise a glass in his memory.

German singer Bernd Clüver died yesterday, aged 63, due to what has been termed a “domestic accident”. According to various newspapers, Clüver fell down the stairs of his house on the island of Mallorca in the middle of the night and died.

Bernd Clüver was one of the protagonists of the Schlager, that peculiarly German genre of pop music, characterized by sweetly inoffensive music and saccharine and often silly lyrics that are determined more by rhyme than by anything resembling sense.

Bernd Clüver’s most famous song, “Der Junge mit der Mundharmonika”* (The boy with the harmonica) from 1973, is an excellent example of the Schlager genre. The melody is actually quite nice and melancholic and Clüver had a lovely voice, when young. The lyrics, however, seem to have been assembled either by a heavy drug addict or by one of those song writing machines from George Orwell’s 1984. Because there really is no other excuse – and I’m still waiting for an explanation what “the barge with the glass freight” was supposed to be. If you grew up in Germany in the 1960s, 1970s and early 1980s, songs like this were the soundtrack of your childhood.

Though not all Schlager were quite as shallow as “Der Junge mit der Mundharmonika”. Quite a few dabbled in social criticism. Case in point: Bernd Clüver’s 1976 song “Mike und sein Freund” (Mike and his friend) was the first German pop song to deal with gay relationships and the discrimination and disapproval faced by gay young men. The song ends tragically with Mike and his boyfriend committing suicide. Still, I imagine that there were many gay teenagers who found solace in this strangely touching song and hopefully had a better life than Mike and his boyfriend. There is no video to go with the song, because the plight of young gay men was too hot a topic for Hitparade, Disco and other popular music shows of the 1970s. What made this song even more unusual is that Bernd Clüver himself apparently wasn’t gay – reports are contradictory about that point. I really wish this would be the song he will be remembered for rather than “The boy with the harmonica” or – heaven beware – “Mexican Girl”.

*The clip to go with the song is from Hitparade, the German TV show that was dedicated to the Schlager genre. When I was a small child, being allowed to stay up and watch Hitparade was the biggest thing ever.

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Cora hits a bestseller list, gets a one-star review and rubs shoulders with Booker Prize nominees

I did a bit of housekeeping around this site and the Pegasus Pulp site. In particular, I added links to my e-books from the bibliography page, since I noticed that a lot of new visitors head for the bibliography rather than the e-book page. This way, there’s at least a link to show what’s available.

Today, several different people typed “did don draper come from a poor family” into Google and landed at this post of mine. Hmm, let me guess, Mad Men started up again and Don Draper’s family background became a plot point again.

Two of my e-books made it into the XinXii top 100 bestseller list at position 26 and 27 respectively. So I suppose I could call myself a bestselling author now, except that I know the sales figures which led to those positions and they’re not exactly bestseller figures.

As for that other e-book vendor, typing my name into Amazon brings up not just my Pegasus Pulp e-books, but also some other stuff, most of which has very little to do with me. For example, typing my name into Amazon Germany also gives you a hundred hits or so for the guy who shares my surname (no relation, as far as I know) and seems to narrate every second German audiobook. The search results also include my cousin’s academic works on the electropolishing of metal surfaces.

Meanwhile, Amazon US also brings up a few backissues of Man’s Story 2, a retro pulp magazine in the style of the men’s magazines of the postwar era, to which I contributed some stories back in the day. And one of those backissues even had a review, a one-star review at that. Which means that I just got my first bad review.

I actually suspected that a bad review would bother me quite a bit, but this one doesn’t (otherwise I wouldn’t have linked to it). First of all, the reviewer’s beef is not specifically with my story but with the entire magazine and particularly with the artwork. Secondly, it’s a well argued review and not a mere hatchet job. Finally, the magazine in question was published almost four years ago. I had several stories in Man’s Story 2 at the time and didn’t even recall which one was in this particular issue without looking it up. Turns out it was “El Carnicero”, a tale set in Spain during the peninsular war featuring a British soldier rescuing a beautiful Spanish rebel from a garotting. I used to think that “El Carnicero” was one of the better examples of my brief erotica writing career, but then I haven’t actually looked at the story in question in several years either.

In other literary news, the longlist for the 2011 Man Booker Prize has been announced. I haven’t read any of the books on the list – bad English MA, I know – but I have actually met one of the nominated authors, Jane Rogers, whom I ferried across town in my ancient Volkswagen Jetta several years ago, when she visited Bremen and gave a reading/workshop at the university. I was one of the very few students in possession of a car at the time (even if it was a twenty-plus year old Jetta), so I ended up the designated driver.

Ms. Rogers is not the only Booker prize nominee or winner I’ve met in person by the way. I also met DBC Pierre when he gave a reading at my university.

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Introducing the Silencer

Please excuse this commercial break, but I have another Pegasus Pulp e-book to announce. This time around it’s even proper neo-pulp fiction, because Countdown to Death is the first installment in a series of novelettes starring the Silencer, a masked avenger in the tradition of the Shadow, the Spider and Doc Savage.

I’m really proud of the cover as well.

Countdown to DeathOnce upon a time, Richard Blakemore led a double life. Hardworking pulp writer by day and the masked vigilante only known as the Silencer by night. But those days are over, for Richard Blakemore, in the guise of the Silencer, was found guilty of murdering mafia boss Antonio Tortelli and sentenced to death. But now, with Richard Blakemore on death row in Sing Sing and the date of the execution drawing closer, the Silencer has reappeared to stalk anybody involved in the case, insisting that Blakemore is innocent. So did Richard Blakemore really murder Antonio Tortelli. And is he really the Silencer?

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For more information, visit the dedicated Countdown to Death page.
Buy it for the low price of 2.99 US-dollars or Euros at Amazon.com, Amazon UK, Amazon Germany or XinXii.

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Busy with something else linkdump

I’ve been hard at work preparing the next Pegasus Pulp e-book for publication. This time around, it’s the first of several stories and novellas I wrote about the Silencer, a masked vigilante in the tradition of the pulp mags of the 1930s.

So here’s a short linkdump instead of a longer post:

At the Book View Café, Judith Tarr has a great post about empathy, historical fiction and writing the Other.

Enjoy these lovely photos of newly wed gay and lesbian couples in New York from the New York Times and Time.

The Guardian has an extensive interview with Alan Moore about the release of the latest installment of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The latest League installment is set in 1969 which could almost tempt me to buy it.

Seaside History is a wonderful site dedicated to the seaside resorts of Britain.

Now I have a weakness for British seaside towns with their weird mix of tackiness and glamour. It’s probably because they are so different from German seaside towns. German seaside towns are the dullest places on Earth. The age average is about 75 and nothing ever happens. Walking around a place like Duhnen (I usually have to go there once a year doing translation for conferences and visiting business people) is like walking around after the zombie apocalypse. British seaside resorts, however, have it all. Amusement parks, Victorian piers, fish ‘n chips, fresh sea cockles on the promenade, lights and glitter and girls in outfits so outrageous they’d make prostitutes blush elsewhere.

Yes, I totally love British seaside towns, as the various photos of Blackpool among the rotating header images prove. I have watched countless of obscure British TV shows and documentary for a glimpse of that good old seaside glamour, from the absolutely wonderful like Coasting, the best TV show you’ve never seen, to the pretty damn awful such as a totally depressing Welsh show full of Doctor Who and Torchwood flotsam and jetsam. Whatever it is, I’ll watch it or read it, because British seaside towns are one of my personal story kinks.

In fact, it’s so much of a kink for me that “the novel” is partly set in a British seaside town. I made up my own town, though, partly because it gave me greater freedom on architectural and landscape details and partly because I did not want to saddle a real small town with a horrific murder that never happened.

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The infinite cluelessness of the news media, Harry Potter, Star Wars and some writing links

Yesterday I posted how infuriating I find it that all those self-styled experts immediately jumped to conclusions that the horrific terrorist attacks in Norway had an islamist background, especially since it turned out that the killer was a muslim-hating, rightwing, fundamentalist Christian. That sort of jumping to conclusions crap could even be found in the normally sane German news media, which is a far cry from the propagandistic evil of Rupert Murdoch and Fox News. I also posted that I didn’t even dare check out international news sites, because knowing the US and UK media they could only be worse.

Well, here’s some proof: Continue reading →

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Dog Day Disasters – and a Linkdump

We’re in the middle of the so-called dog days, i.e. the hottest and most unpleasant days of summer, ruled by Sirius, the dog star. Of course, this year it’s not hot at all, at least in Germany. Today, the highest temperature was around 16° Celsius.

Years ago, I read somewhere (I think it was V. by Thomas Pynchon, but I can’t locate the quote right now) that the so-called dog days were also a time when more horrible disasters happened than at other times. I even set out to disprove this by collecting the number of disasters and the death toll for the dog days period of July 15 to August 15, for the Christmas period of December 15 to January 15 (because my mother swears that more horrible disasters happened around Christmas) as well as for a neutral period in spring. Since it was the pre-internet days, I basically collected newspaper clippings and jotted down disasters mentioned in the TV and radio news. The study was anything but representative and I don’t think I ever came to any conclusion.

But this year the dog days are certainly turning out to be a time of tragedy. Continue reading →

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Gender, Characterisation and Smurfs

Here’s another great contribution to the debate about women in SFF and literature in general: Max Barry explains why the marginalization of women is all down to dogs and Smurfs.

The point about animals being considered male by default does not quite work in Germany, because over here it is mostly assumed that the grammatical gender of a given animal will also be their biological gender. Hence, cats, goats, geese, ducks, bees, flies, spiders, mice, hyaenas etc… are more likely to be portrayed as female, because their grammatical gender is female. Meanwhile, dogs, wolves, lions, tigers, elephants, bears, fish, rainworms, etc… are more likely to be portrayed as male. It does not really improve the situation though, particularly if you compare which animals are coded as female to which animals are coded as male.

In the comments of the post, there is some bonus Smurf neepery about the origina of Smurfette. Jeez and I thought I was the only one who knew this stuff.

Yes, I was a big Smurf fan as a kid. I had a whole Smurf village in my room with loads of figurines and Smurf houses and even a windmill. I have to check if my parents still have a photo somewhere, because it was awesome.

The pronounced gender imbalance among the Smurfs bothered me even as a kid. However, until I watched the cartoons I never quite grasped that there was only one Smurfette. So I collected all versions of Smurfette (plain Smurfette, Smurfette with flower, ballerina Smurfette, Smurfette playing tennis, Smurfette rollerskating, etc…) there were in the mistaken belief that the different versions of Smurfette were all different female Smurfs who just happened to look alike, just as all male Smurfs happened to look alike even though they were different characters. Continue reading →

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