Sunday Linkdump

Okay, so it’s already Monday, but who cares?

First of all, many congratulations to Sebastian Vettel for becoming the youngest Formula One champion ever at age 23 after winning the Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi. What is more, Vettel’s win the championship very much against the odds, for Ferrari driver Fernando Alonso was still in the overall lead at the start of the final match.

Not really new, since it happens once a year or so, but always an impressive sight: The Disney Dream, the biggest ever cruise liner built at a German yard, left the dock at Papenburg last night and traveled some thirty kilometers down the very narrow river Ems to the North Sea. Unfortunately, the Disney Dream completed the whole trip by night (they have to wait for high tide), so we didn’t get the usual incongruous vistas of an enormous cruise liner looming above green fields with grazing Friesian cows or at one point crossing a highway, which tunnels under the river Ems, because bridges would interfere with the cruise ship transits. But at least, the people of Papenburg got to enjoy a firework, courtesy of the Lords of the Mouse, and plush versions of Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Daisy came to visit.

The background is that the shipyard Meyer-Werft has become one of the foremost builders of luxury cruise liners in the world in the past twenty-five years or so, yet they retain the building facilities at Papenburg some thirty kilometers upstream on the river Ems where the yard was founded in 1795. Which – even though it requires sending giant cruise vessels through a narrow river and disturbing some local wildlife (at least according to environmentalists) – is a very good thing, because the yard is also the biggest employer in a region that’s not exactly rich in jobs.

Good news for all of us bilinguals: Bilingualism may delay the onset of Alzheimer’s disease by five years (found via Juliette Wade). Take that, all of you English/German/Whatever language only activists. It’s very telling BTW that the study was conducted in Canada, which is of course bilingual itself.

Janice Hardy, whose writing posts I have come to enjoy of late, on how internal conflict can add to or deepen a scene. I’ve recently run into this issue in my current novel WIP, where I had a highly dramatic scene (sudden onset of labour, ambulance taking too long to respond and the only people at hand are a couple of bewildered coworkers of the mom-to-be), yet it still didn’t feel quite right, in spite of the fact that the protagonist and POV character was harbouring an unrequited love for the mom-to-be. So what did I do? I changed the scene so that the protagonist was risking his job by rushing the mom-to-be to the hospital. And not only does he risk it, he also loses it. But have no fear, he gets the woman (and her baby) in the end. Hey, it is a romance after all.

Finally, some housekeeping notes: I added some more links to the blogroll and installed a plug-in that will hopefully stop comment spam. So far it isn’t working too well, because I had to delete yet another spam comment. I also added two new header images to the rotation. One is a detail of an Art Deco building off the Place de la Monnaie a.k.a. Muntplain (all streets in Brussels have two names, one in Flemish and one in French) in Brussels. The second is a detail view of the gables of Hamburg townhall, an impressive Neorenaissance building completed in 1897. If you’re at all interested in architecture and live in Europe, one thing you learn very quickly is how to distinguish between genuine gothic, Renaissance, Baroque, etc… and its Victorian revivals. The rule of thumb is, if it’s bigger and the stylistic elements more extreme, it’s probably Victorian.

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Some people are arseholes

This just makes me sick: Plane passengers in the US press for child-free flights. Because children dare to cry or squeal or just plain be kids on occasion, a reality that some passengers apparently cannot deal with.

You know what? I’ve been on several flights with young children. I’ve even been the passenger seated next to a small child on a long flight. I’ve also been the young kid on a plane who was viewed with suspicion for the mere crime of being present. Continue reading →

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Dino De Laurentiis, SF Film and Me

Yesterday, Italian film producer (I think you could almost call him a film mogul) Dino De Laurentiis died aged 91 and depressingly I had to find out from a tiny article in my crappy local newspaper. There was no mention at all in the daily and weekly cultural TV programmes I watched today, which is kind of depressing.

The mini-article in the newspaper only mentioned De Laurentiis’ involvement in the Italian neo-realism movement and the fact that he produced classics such as Bitter Rice or La Strada. I’ve seen both as a teenager during my budding cineasm phase and only remember them as films about shouty Italian macho men treating women like crap. Perhaps I would be able to appreciate them better today.

But I mainly remember Dino De Laurentiis as the producer of SFF films such as Barbarella, Conan, the 1980 Flash Gordon, the 1976 King Kong and the David Lynch adaption of Dune. I saw most of those films for the first time as a teenager, too, around the same time I saw Bitter Rice and La Strada. In fact, my cineastic period was a direct result of SFF fandom. Continue reading →

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The last word on genre wars

Kelly McCullough has the last word on the various genre and subgenre wars.

What he said.

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Kids and Creativity

My class went very well today. Several kids were ill or just plain didn’t show up, plus one had to leave early because of a family party or some such thing. So we were a very small group. And – lucky for me – the disruptive kids were all absent.

After doing some reading comprehension and grammar exercises, I remodeled the class towards the end into a sort of impromptu creative writing workshop and had the two budding writers in my class talk about their current stories. One girl is a budding fantasy writer who writes manga-inspired Japanese flavoured fantasy full of girl ninjas who are also fashion models, living shadows and shapeshifting companion animals. The idea of a fashion model moonlighting as a ninja certainly has potential. I imagine her suddenly going all ninja during a shoot and kicking the arses of obnoxious designers, stylists or photographers. The girl has full blown Japan-mania. She even has a Japanese phrasebook to help her understand the Japanese names and words in her favourite manga. She is pretty good for a 13-year-old, by the way. She even has a surprisingly good handle on POV, which is very rare for a writer that young.

A boy writes science fiction with a definite tendency towards space opera and alien invasion stories (well, for teenaged SF fans that’s usually all there is). The same kid is also making a film, SF of course and featuring aliens, cause he loves aliens, with some friends. He does show an inordinate amount of interest in the technical details of spaceships, so we may have a budding hard SF writer there. He’d still have to work on the hard bit, though, cause the kid’s grasp of physics and technology is rather limited at the moment with spaceships “taking a wrong turn at the Milky Way” (as a pun, it actually works in German) and being refueled via a fuel hose. Well, at least it’s not powered by slaves shoveling radium in the atomic furnace. And to be honest, I wish that space travel really did work as depicted in Star Wars, Star Trek and that sort of thing, because space opera was so much more fun before it got hard.

We also talked about the Bermuda triangle, discussed whether superpowered ninjas could break into Buckingham Palace (well, if in a world where there are superpowered ninjas, I suppose Buckingham Palace would have superpowered guards – BBC willing to tackle that one?) and also briefly touched upon the different meaning of November 11th in different cultures. I told the kids to look out for poppies worn by British politicians, royalty and celebrities (I just spotted some worn by Harry Potter stars on the news and the kids are certain to see that) and explained the meaning. Because in Germany, November 11th, 11:11 AM is traditionally the beginning of carnival, while in Britain and the US it’s Veteran’s/Armistice Day complete with poppies and a minute of silence at around the same time people in Cologne and Mainz are congregating in public places to yell “Helau” and “Alaaf”. There is a day of rememberance for the war dead in Germany, but it’s always on the second to last Sunday of the church year, i.e. next Sunday. And it’s not a big deal, a few speeches from politicians and a few old men laying down wreaths at war monuments and my Dad was engrossed in watching some docudrama about the Battle of the Somme on TV yesterday. But there are no minutes of silence or thank you blogposts. And I’m fine with that. As far as I’m concerned, November 11th is the beginning of carnival.

Still, days like this remind me why I like teaching. Because the rampant creativity of these kids is just such a joy to watch. It also makes me very angry at the inflexible German school system. Because both of the kids I mentioned and lots of other kids with potential got shuttled into the lowest educational track and already have many opportunities closed to them. I finally understand why so many teachers oppose the three-track school system altogether. It’s because most of them have seen too many kids screwed by the system. And since they started dividing kids after grade 4 instead of grade 7, it’s gotten even worse, because very few kids display their full potential at the age of ten. In fact, the only people who actually are in favour of the three-track system are certain parents (the “My kid is better than all others and shouldn’t have to share classroom space with that rabble” type of parent) and politicians who are after the votes of those parents.

Anyway, following that serious note, here’s something to smile about. This is what one of the boys in my class had to say about looking at the offerings of a certain website, where amateur pornographers can upload their homemade porn clips – popularized in Germany when the country’s biggest tabloid published an outraged article about all that filth on the internet and helpfully included the full URL of said filth:
“Well, I looked at that and it was sort of interesting, but I don’t really get it. I mean, why? What’s the point?”

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Meandering Randomisity

Between translation work and school preparation, I don’t have the focus for a deep and meaningful post, so here is some random five-things type rambling instead. Except that I only have three things, not five.

First of all, my stats are slowly edging upwards. I still don’t get a lot of visitors, but the number of visitors and pageviews is definitely going up.

The superhero worksheet I made for my Wednesday class was a big success. The worksheet was mainly intended to practice the Wh-questions (who, why, where, when, what, which, whose, how). So I wrote down a few basic facts about five superheroes on the first sheet. The second sheet had questions about the superheroes the students were supposed to complete and answer? I deliberately picked characters who had been in fairly recent films (Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Hulk) and would thus be familiar to the kids and we got a pretty good discussion going on a la “But in the film it’s like this…” Interestingly, Spider-Man, Iron Man and Hulk were far more familiar to the kids than Batman, even though The Dark Knight was on TV a few weeks ago. I guess the Nolan Batman film just aren’t the sort of thing that appeals to 14-year-olds. Can’t say I blame them.

My favourite of the worksheets I developed are still “Teach Yoda English” (practices word order, which Yoda always gets wrong) and “Celebrity Mirror Mirror”, in which various real life celebrities (David Beckham, Kate Moss, Formula One driver Sebastian Vettel, Jack the Ripper and George W. Bush) visit the magic mirror of Snow White fame to ask questions. The purpose is to practice comparatives and superlatives, but the dialogues between the celebrities and the magic mirror are hilarious. At the end of the exercise, George W. Bush threatens to send the magic mirror to Guantanamo.

And now for some linkage: Laura Vivanco discusses the distinction between romance and women’s fiction at Teach Me Tonight.

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Urban Fantasy and Fandom Hate

No, I’m not talking about SFF fandom’s hate for urban fantasy, though that would be a whole post in itself.

Checking my stats today, I discovered a couple of referrals from a site I did not know, all linking to my recent TV post. So I visited the site and arrived at a forum dedicated to hating Stargate Universe. I’m glad that people there like my post, though I don’t hate Stargate Universe. I’m indifferent to it. I just linked to the SciFiNow interview with some of the Stargate producers, because it was very illustrative of what the huge problem with genre TV and TV drama in general these days is, namely that creators chase after some mystical and elusive demographic of affluent young men who will eagerly buy all the crap advertised during those shows and in the process alienate the viewers and fans they have. Which leads to former fans being so pissed off that they build a whole site dedicated to hating a show. And take it from someone who’s been there – though I never went as far as building a “Show XYZ sucks” site, I just contented myself with bitching to everyone who would listen – you don’t get that level of hate without having been a fan first.

In case you’re wondering why I don’t name the shows I hate, the reason is that if I were to type the title, I would probably launch into a 3000 word rant about how the shows in question suck and betrayed me as a fan and viewer, which I would delete five minutes after writing it. In short, it’s just not worth it.

While on the subject of angry fans, Daniel Abraham a.k.a. MLN Hanover, whose observations about urban fantasy, gender and rape I linked to before, has a new posts in which he responds to a commenter who disagreed with his previous observations on urban fantasy, gender and rape. Some interesting stuff there.

And yet another great link: Here is Carrie Vaughn on how the reality of the internet affected and probably killed off Cyberpunk.

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Yet Another Header

I added another header image to the rotation. For those keeping count, there are now 13 different header images available.

This latest header shows old man Bismarck in his natural habitat, that is the Bismarck monument in the Alter Elbpark in Hamburg St. Pauli. At 34 meters height, the statue has the distinction of being the tallest Bismarck monument in the world. Built between 1901 and 1906, it is also known as the “titan of St. Pauli”.

The German Wikipedia page has some more info. This site (in German) has some photos of the difficult to access WWII bunker underneath the monument including some patriotic murals. The same site also has a page about the old St. Pauli Elbtunnel, another stunning early 20th century construction in Hamburg within sight of the Bismarck monument. I have a bunch of photos of the interior of the old Elbtunnel (there is a new Elbtunnel, a highway tunnel built in the early 1970s), maybe I’ll post a photo essay some time.

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Yet Another Linkdump

I’m very busy with all sorts of work-related things today, so here’s yet another linkdump post, mainly writing related.

From the Book View Cafe: How to write a romance novel by Marissa Day

Jim van Pelt detects some unexpected parallels between Pride and Prejudice and the TV show Numb3rs.

Juliette Wade has some interesting observations about external and internal conflict in response to another great post on the same subject by Janice Hardy

Found via Bibliophile Stalker a.k.a. Charles Tan: This huge list of resources for writers by Nicola Morgan. Definitely a link to bookmark.

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Backlashery

In case you’ve been living somewhere without regular internet access, it seems backlash season is in full swing.

Exhibit 1: Steampunk

With the steadily growing popularity of Steampunk, it was only a matter of time before the inevitable backlash appeared. And last week, we got it. Continue reading →

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