The e-book price wars, gendered toys and NASCAR hates breastfeeding

Over at the Pegasus Pulp blog, I have a post entitled “2011 – Year of the Indie”. The subject should be rather obvious.

Kristine Kathryn Rusch has an insightful post about the realities of the post Christmas e-book sales rush (though I am seeing a minor version of that) and about the glut of free books due to everybody and their brother doing a “free” promotion around Christmas due to KDP Select.

While on the subject of book prices, Ilona Andrews has a great post on the realities of book pricing in response to the e-book price complaint war currently being slugged out between heavy hitters John Scalzi and Dear Author and their respective followings. Thanks to Estara for pointing it out. That said, I agree with John Scalzi for once, because the constant complaints about price and e-book availability on the Big Idea posts were getting annoying, though not as annoying as the people showing up to post that they would never buy X book or X genre. I always have issues sympathizing with Americans complaining about high book prices anyway, because books are not overly expensive in the US. For me, the price of an imported mass market paperback is still about the same as it was twenty years ago, when I first started buying them. For a while, after Amazon Germany entered the market, they even got cheaper. True, new traditionally published e-books often are expensive, but then hardcovers are expensive as well and most of us got used to waiting for the paperback or respectively waiting for the e-book price to drop. Besides, even if you feel the need to complain about high book and e-book prices, a Big Idea post is not the place to do it.

From the department of inexplicable things that bother (some) Americans, Smart Bitches, Trashy Books reports about a NASCAR driver making sexist remarks on Twitter, because he was deeply upset by seeing a woman breastfeeding her baby in a supermarket. I’ve never heard of this driver, since NASCAR is a US-only thing (just like getting upset about public breastfeeding) – Germans as well as the rest of the world prefer Formula One racing.

But what I found most interesting about this is how incredibly restrictive the content guidelines of Harlequin’s NASCAR romance line are: I mean, no crashes, no drugs, no alcohol, no sex? Maybe they should publish them under the Love Inspired Christian romance banner instead.

The New York Times asks whether toys should be gender neutral. As a former toy collector (I still have all my stuff, though I rarely buy new things these days), I am of two minds about this. On the one hand, I find the aggressive gendering of toys and the extreme pinkness of anything aimed at girls off-putting, because it reinforces every gender cliché out there. On the other hand, I grew up in the 1970s and early 1980s, when all the “good” toys were unisex, when little girls shouldn’t be given dolls, when action figures and military inspired toys were deemed harmful and violent and when toys should be educational.

And guess what? I hated most of the good educational toys. I ignored the Legos and Ministeck toys (still exists – can you believe it?) well-meaning relatives gave me and built houses and castles for my vinyl figurines with my old-fashioned wood block set. I loved my dolls dearly and would have been all over the pink princess stuff, if it had been available back then. Indeed, I desperately wanted a princess doll and dressed up my own dolls as princesses, sewing and crocheting princess outfits for them (more gendered behaviour) and topping off the look with old costume jewelery, because manufacturers wouldn’t give me what I wanted. I didn’t just like the girly toys, though – I was equally entranced by Hot Wheels cars with their flashy paint jobs (my parents, being good seventies parents, bought me all the toy cars I wanted), by Star Wars toys and by the cool action figures tied to equally cool cartoons that showed up a little later. When I started collecting toys, a lot of what I bought were the flashy Barbies and action figures I couldn’t get as a child along with vintage dolls.

So I don’t think the answer is to degender kids’ toys. Never mind that all of those degendering campaigns are inevitably aimed at girls’ toys, which are seen as lesser. Nobody ever tries to keep little boys from playing with toy cars, it’s always little girls who must be protected from baby dolls and Barbies and toy tea sets. Just as for some reason creative roleplay with Barbie dolls or sewing and crocheting and knitting outfits for your dolls is always seen as harmful, even though it is imaginative play and teaches useful skills. So yeah, I think that the baby dolls and Barbies and Hot Wheels cars and action figures and toy guns should stay – but why must they always be associated with one gender or the other? I played with boys’ and girls’ toys equally and so do many children. Why shouldn’t a little boy play with a baby doll or dress up Barbie? And why shouldn’t a little girl win car races on her Carrera track? It’s the gendered socialization that we have to fight not the toys. Though they could be a little less pink.

Finally, you’d think that the comment spammers who advertise places to download/watch the Downton Abbey Christmas special might have noticed that I don’t even like the bloody show and therefore am unlikely to give a damn about the Christmas special (apparently the butler killed his wife, is sentenced to death but not hanged, probably because good butlers are hard to come by). And even if I did, I know where and how to see it, thank you very much.

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End of the Year Linkdump

I just got a nice surprise, when I noticed that Rites of Passage had gotten a five star review at Amazon.com. I checked the listing for a totally unrelated reason and saw it was there.

And when you google “Buhlert”, my site is now the second result after the bunker that shares my last name. The third result is my Amazon author page. Meanwhile, my cousin the politician and a totally unrelated musician named Klaus Buhlert have both been relegated to the third page of the Google results. It’s probably odd that I have no issues being topped by a bunker, but that I would be upset if I was topped by my cousin or an unrelated musician.

And now for some links:

At the Book View Café, Ursula K. LeGuin has a great post about literary awards and “best of” lists and why she doesn’t much care for them.

There’s an interesting discussion about the lack of racial, ethnic and cultural diversity in contemporary romance at All About Romance. I agree with the poster that paranormal romance and urban fantasy are more diverse with regards to both writers and characters. However, historical romance, which the poster seems to prefer is even less diverse and more monocultural than contemporary romance, because historical romance is ninety percent white English Regency lords and ladies, five percent Scottish highlanders and the women (inevitably white) who love them and maybe five percent everything else.

In the Washington Post, writer R.D. Rosen, who is writing a biography of Cheeta, the famous chimp from the Tarzan movies, tackles the mystery surrounding Cheeta, whether he is really still alive (though one alleged Cheeta died a few days ago), whether Cheeta was always the same chimp and whether he really did everything he supposedly did. Found via Jay Lake.

The verdict is that the two alleged Cheetas are almost certainly frauds and never appeared in the Johnny Weissmüller films. But the story of Cheeta, last survivor of the Weissmüller Tarzan films, is a lovely bit of modern Hollywood mythology. It’s one of those Hollywood stories that almost certainly aren’t true (just like the one about Richard Gere and the gerbil – or was it a hamster?), but wouldn’t it be damned cool if they were?

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The Plight of the Playboy Hero

I’m still at my parents’. This afternoon, we went to visit my aunt at the care home where she lives. She had lots of other visitors during the holidays, so we figured we’d visit her sometime between Christmas and New Year, so she wouldn’t be overwhelmed with too many visitors.

Otherwise, I’m largely staying in. The city is packed with post-Christmas shoppers and even driving past the Ochtum Park outlet mall is a challenge, because the four lane road is always choked with shoppers, many of them from as far away as Oldenburg, Hamburg or Hannover. I live ten minutes from Ochtum Park, but I never ever shop there, because none of the brands interest me. I don’t think I’ve even been there since the Aldi on the premises closed. Now if they were selling discounted books, on the other hand…

Talking of books, one of mine, Hostage to Passion hit a bestseller list today. Head on over to the Pegasus Pulp blog to find out more. Oh yes, and the rumoured post Christmas e-book sales rush definitely exists.

Yesterday evening, Iron Man was on TV and I ended up watching it. I blogged about my impressions of the film last year and most of that still holds. Iron Man is a surprisingly enjoyable film about a character I never much cared about in the comics. It’s probably the best superhero film of the past five years or so (okay, so I also like the Wolverine film), though that’s not saying much given the competition. Continue reading →

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Christmas reading, writing and selling

Boxing Day was largely uneventful. My Mom made something tasty with tiger prawns, tomato, olives and feta cheese for lunch. My parents went for a walk this afternoon, but I stayed in. The weather didn’t really inspire me to go for a walk.

I have been writing over the holidays and actually finished a short story called The Apocalypse Protocol. In spite of the title, it’s not science fiction. So far, it’s only a first draft that still needs some work. I’m not sure what to do with it, either, whether to submit it (there’s a magazine where it might fit, but their response time is horrible) or publish it right away.

I’ve also been looking at some older, unfinished work and found an erotic historical romance novelette that is approximately three quarters finished. It’s a medieval romance about a man and a woman whose obvious attraction is impeded by the fact that she happens to be the unwilling bride of his sworn enemy, not to mention thwarted by the lady’s chastity belt, which doesn’t come off until the climax. The sexual content is quite good, though I laid it on a bit thick with the violence. I also came across another unfinished historical set in the Netherlands under Spanish rule, where a young Spaniard falls for a beautiful Dutch rebel. I should probably finish both, particularly since my historicals are my bestselling e-books.

Oh yes, and the rumoured post-Christmas e-book sales surge really does exist. At any rate, my sales have gone up.

Finally, if you’re a fan of Ilona Andrews’ Kate Daniels series, a tie-in novella called Magic Gifts is available for free at her website in various formats as a Christmas present to their readers.

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Christmas Day 2011

I didn’t see yesterday’s spectacular lightshow that lit up the evening sky over much of Germany as well as Belgium and France. However, the streak of light was neither Santa on his sleigh nor the Star of Bethlehem (it appeared just as many churchgoers were leaving the evening services) but the result of a failed Soyuz rocket launch. According to all report, it looked spectacular, though. Here’s a video.

For Christmas Day, my uncle came over for lunch. We had pork curry with rice and pickles for lunch. The same dish was served aboard the ships of the Norddeutscher Lloyd – my Mom got the recipe from one of their cooks years ago. It’s not the most authentic curry out there – I suspect the ship’s cook adapted it to whatever ingredients were available in mid-century Germany – but it’s still my absolute favourite dish. And since it’s quite a bit of work to make, I don’t have it all that often.

And now, as promised some photos behind the cut: Continue reading →

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50% off Pegasus Pulp books at OmniLit/AllRomance ebooks

Like I promised, Christmas photos will be coming later tonight. However, for now I interrupt your regular scheduled holiday programming for a special announcement:

OmniLit/AllRomance ebooks are currently running a two day Christmas sale and offer 50% off all e-books in their store marked with the crown icon. This includes Pegasus Pulp e-books.

So if you’ve always wanted to try one or more of my books, but were put off by the price, here’s the chance to grab them for half price.

Here is the full list of all Pegasus Pulp books available at OmniLit/AllRomance ebooks.

Merry Christmas and happy reading!

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Christmas Eve 2011

Tonight – well, last night – was Christmas Eve. And since Christmas Eve is the main event here in Germany, we already lit up the tree and opened the presents.

Unlike last year’s very white Christmas, this year’s was wet and miserable and also much too warm for the season. In short, it was much more in accordance with a typical North German Christmas. It’s also the sort of really nasty weather which always gives me headaches. Luckily, I bought a new pack of Aspirin just before the holidays.

This year’s Christmas Eve was very much like last year’s. We had roasted hare with apple cranberry sauce for lunch and herring salad according to my grandmother’s recipe for dinner (and we will continue to have it for dinner right up to New Year’s Eve).

My Mom wanted to serve the Christmas pudding I’d bought for tea this afternoon and realized to her dismay that it has to be cooked in a water bath for one and a half hours. “Of course you have to heat Christmas pudding”, I told her, “Didn’t you know that?” Though the Sainsbury Christmas pudding I bought back from my semester abroad in England back in the day was microwaveable. We’ll probably be eating the Christmas pudding either tomorrow or on Boxing Day, which is better anyway, because Christmas pudding is filling and I already was rather full today. Besides, one of my parents’ neighbours brought us a plate of homemade cookies, so we ate those.

Presents: I got lots of books, a new hairbrush (from the same manufacturer the Queen uses) and a very pretty necklace. My Mom got books as well, my Dad got shirts and a pyjama and new motorbike boots and a really cute Playmobil motorbiker I bought for him as a joke, because the Playmobil bike looks almost like his own.

Photos will follow tomorrow, because I’m rather tired today.

Finally, Dutch-Austrian actor and singer Johannes Heesters died on Christmas Eve aged 108. Johannes Heesters was the world’s oldest working actor who was still occasionally appearing on stage and TV until a few months ago. The international press mainly mentions his work during the Third Reich and tries to paint him as some kind of unrepentant propaganda actor (see this Washington Post obituary, though it does have a nice photo of Heesters with his second wife Simone Rethel, who was 46 years his junior) which strikes me as rather mean spirited, considering the man’s career spanned eight decades and that he didn’t do what dozens of other distinguished actors and singers didn’t do as well. Never mind that Heesters appeared in operettas and musical comedies, not in explicit propaganda films.

As for what it was like working as in show business during the Third Reich, Sartorias points out this great post by azdak about German song writer Bruno Balz who wrote the lyrics to many classic German songs of the 1930s, 1940s and beyond (some of which were sung by Johannes Heesters and many more of which were sung by Zarah Leander). Though I wouldn’t really refer to the old Balz/Leander songs as “Schlager”, because they’re stylistically closer to operettas and actually pretty good, unlike the saccharine crap that was the Schlager genre in the 1960s and 1970s.

Anyway, in memory of Johannes Heesters, here he is singing “Ach ich hab sie ja nur auf die Schulter geküsst” (I only kissed her on the shoulder) from Der Bettelstudent (The student prince), a 1936 adaption of Karl Millöcker’s operetta. Here he is with Rudi Godden singing Peter Kreuder’s fabulous “I brauche keine Millionen” (I don’t need any millions) in the 1939 musical Hallo Janine, a performance made even more remarkable by the fact that swing music was banned in Nazi Germany. And here he is again, more than seventy years later, singing a song in honour of his 107th birthday.

He was one of the really great ones, Washington Post be damned.

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Celebrating the holidays with a new release: The Spiked Death

I spent most of today wrapping presents and most of tonight decorating the Christmas tree at my parents’ house. There were some unexpected interruptions. For example, somebody replaced a burned out lightbulb on the miniature light string with the flasher bulb included in the set, so the entire lightstring began to flash in a seizure-inducing pattern. And locating the lone flasher bulb in a string of 50 lights was something of an issue.

However, I didn’t just wrap presents and decorate Christmas trees, I also got the third Silencer story online. So without further ado I present you:

The Spiked Death

The Spiked Death All Constance Allen wanted was to dance with her fiancé at the annual charity ball for police widows and orphans. But when your fiancé is Richard Blakemore, the man hiding behind the steel mask of the mysterious vigilante only known as the Silencer, even such simple wishes are often thwarted. And so Constance finds herself stood up at the ball, while Richard is out hunting Baron Tormento, a villain who terrorizes the city and blackmails powerful men – by torturing young girls to death.
At first, it’s just another case for the Silencer, albeit a particularly grisly one. But it quickly gets personal, when Richard’s friend police captain Justin O’Grady is kidnapped. And before the night is over, Constance finds herself facing Baron Tormento’s spikes of death…

For more information visit the dedicated The Spiked Death page.

Buy it now for the low price of 2.99 USD or EUR, 1.99 GBP at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon Germany, Amazon France, Amazon Italy, Amazon Spain, DriveThruFiction, OmniLit/AllRomance e-books and XinXii.

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School is out linkdump – and a riff on endings

Today was the last day of school before the winter holiday and therefore the last day of school for this year. I watched The Sarah Jane Adventures with my fifth graders, who thoroughly enjoyed themselves. Lots of discussion both about the plot and the Slitheen attempting to destroy the world as well as about all sorts of cultural details regarding school uniforms, food, etc… I hadn’t watched the show in a while and I had forgotten how nicely made it was. And of course, it is ideal for this very young age group.

And now for some links: Continue reading →

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Christmas Decorations

For some seasonal cheer, here are some photos of my Christmas decorations, starring Else, a department store mannequin I bought at a going-out-of-business a few years ago. Since then she’s looking out of my front windows and scaring off burglars.

Else’s dress, by the way, is a vintage gown from the late 1970s that I rescued from my parents’ basement. The necklace used to be mine – I bought it in a Dutch department store in the late 1980s. The Santa hat was bought at Claire’s. Continue reading →

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